The awesomest, most over the top, coolest way to die!

[tacomonkey 360]

Okay runing from police becuse i just rob a bank. while persued they start shooting me one
stray bullet hits a gas tank. Takes out cops and junp out way in slow-mo. But i'm still being
chased high jack Motor Bike drive like rellay fast avoiding cops. then I come to a road block I jump it on ramp grab on to helicopter climb in take out guy flying it and crash becuse I fly it.

 

[Deef]

Okay runing from police becuse i just rob a bank. while persued they start shooting me one
stray bullet hits a gas tank. Takes out cops and junp out way in slow-mo. But i'm still being
chased high jack Motor Bike drive like rellay fast avoiding cops. then I come to a road block I jump it on ramp grab on to helicopter climb in take out guy flying it and crash becuse I fly it.

Epic, but your death is a bit anti-climatic, eh?

 

[sgtshock]

After single-handedly infiltrating the alien mother ship which is capable of destroying entire cities and minutes from reaching earth, and preparing a high-yield nuclear device in the alien control room, I hold back wave after wave of ravenous, bloodthirsty alien monstrosities with a minigun with attached grenade launcher until the timer hits zero, turning me and every single alien on the entire god damn mother ship into dust.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Have the hand of god personally smite you, seriously i am an atheist but that would be awesome.

I'm Catholic. Having God come down and personally smite you (or just turn you into a pillar of salt) would be pure frozen awesome on a stick.

omg i am trying so hard not to flame you but i am sure your going 2 a place with flames enough =)

Note: This is an impersonal "you" referring to anyone not you specifically, in this case it refers to me since it's how I would die.

 

[SimuLord]

Having sex outdoors, getting struck by lightning, and having your bodies fused together so that whoever finds you dead gets the most fucked-up case of post-traumatic stress disorder in history and ends up joining a religious order and taking a vow of chastity.

 

[Oopsie]

Performing the "awesome".

 

[Sir Broccoli]

The most awesome way to die is to be run over by a monster truck driven by a velociraptor which only feeds on alligators which juggle burning chainsaws.

 

[ThorUK]

Shurikens and lightning. Oh and some boobs and fire must be involved.

 

[EgoDeusEst]

Whatever. As long as it's not because someone did the Darth Vader standard-grip from Soul Calibur on me. That would be frickin embarrasing.

 

[Deathsong17]

Spoiler: Warning, incredibly gruesome. Dont say I didn't warn you

Having your eyeballs removed, then your testicals, then having your testicals shoved so far through your eye sockets your brains leak out of your ears

 

[banthesun]

The best suicide evarr.
Preparation: Bomb belt, gasoline, lighter or match.
First, climb to the top of a reasonably tall building with lots of people at the base with the bomb belt attache. Then, douse yourself in gasoline. This should attract the attention of a good number of onlookers, the media, and, hopefully, several small children (always bonus points if you traumatize a child) Then, you guessed it, light yourself on fire. Now, jump off the building. Once you're about halfway down, set off the bomb belt, showering the crowd in flaming giblets. Complete this, and you will be an hero.

Or what DJlordDestruction said.

I got another crazy suicide, maybe better?

This isn't mine (not sure where its from originaly) but it is the best I have heard of

Tie a bungie cord to a skyscraper so it will stop you at street level. Tie razorwire round your neck and to the bungie cord. Superglue your hands to your head. Jump off.

At street level the razorwire cuts your head off, so you're dangling infront of people on the footpath holding your decapitated head as if you caught it on the way down

 

[Eatbrainz]

Skydiving with zombies while playing an awesome guitar solo then getting blown up by that nuke in megaton from Fallout 3

 

[EgoDeusEst]

Enlighten us on what you think would be the amazingest looking death imaginable, like 10 billion dollar special effects budget amazing.

Mine is:
I'm jumping out of a plane, because I'm skydiving, when I pull the cord I don't get a parachute, instead I get a live crockodile. I wrestle this crockodile in mid-air while I fall into an active volcano, which is sinking into the ground. At the center of the volcano right below me is a giant bloodthirsty bear and it grabs me and the crockodile and mashes us into pulp, which it roasts in the lava and eats.

isn't that something from red dwarf? the part with the jump and croc? the one with Ace Rimmer 'Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast'

It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere, lalala.

Dammit Pythagoras! Why does your answer always have to involve triangles?!

 

[BlueTomfoolery]

Be eaten by a Grue.

 

[systhicsfg]

The best suicide evarr.
Preparation: Bomb belt, gasoline, lighter or match.
First, climb to the top of a reasonably tall building with lots of people at the base with the bomb belt attache. Then, douse yourself in gasoline. This should attract the attention of a good number of onlookers, the media, and, hopefully, several small children (always bonus points if you traumatize a child) Then, you guessed it, light yourself on fire. Now, jump off the building. Once you're about halfway down, set off the bomb belt, showering the crowd in flaming giblets. Complete this, and you will be an hero.

Or what DJlordDestruction said.

I got another crazy suicide, maybe better?

This isn't mine (not sure where its from originaly) but it is the best I have heard of

Tie a bungie cord to a skyscraper so it will stop you at street level. Tie razorwire round your neck and to the bungie cord. Superglue your hands to your head. Jump off.

At street level the razorwire cuts your head off, so you're dangling infront of people on the footpath holding your decapitated head as if you caught it on the way down

how the hell do you come up with this still. genius.