Snowboarding down the sickest slope in the world when suddenly some angry soviet russian sumbarine somehow bursts out of the snow throwing basketball sized fireballs at me when suddenly instead of the slope appearing some cone shaped passageway appears with michael angelo batio playing one of his world famous shredding riffs then the entire outside wall of the passageway suddenly melted inward crushing the soviet sumbarine, me and michael angelo batio but instead of a sickening crack an awesome pinch harmonic gets on the note of E played that lasts 30 secounds.
The awesomest, most over the top, coolest way to die!
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okay here it is it`s suicide you place a coffin on the edge of a building in a way that it`s close to sliding off and strap dynamite to your self you jump off the building positioning yourself in front of the coffin and just before you hit the ground you detonate the bomb blasting off most of your limbs in a shower of blood and flesh for the onlookers below you but hopefully most of your torso will make it back into the coffin and knock it out of place shutting the door and sending it off the building and down to the ground hopefully the bottom hits the ground first causing the lid to pop back open revealing your mangled corpse for all the onlookers who are most likely covered in blood.
Dive out of an aeroplane with one of those wing suits on, so you can glade over to the nearest town then nose dive into a play ground full of nursery kids, making sure you plow right into one of them, most liquidising you and them and traumatising all the other children for life as they are showered with a whole lot of blood... if only you could get the parachute to deploy after all that for comedy effect.
Strap dynamite to the washington monument, as Gordon Brown walks past you detonate it, crushing him. You lift up the monument and as a reward for killing him you gain the ability of superspeed.
Using your new fangled superspeed you grab a sander and run the equator a million times, the earth splits in two and you jump to the northern hemisphere. Using the long sanding, you make a lasso and tie it around the moon, you pull the moon into the two halves and make a moon sandwich. Just as you revel in your brilliance Hunk comes up behind you and pulls of a neck breaker. He then mumbles into his radio and a helicopter picks him up.
Using your new fangled superspeed you grab a sander and run the equator a million times, the earth splits in two and you jump to the northern hemisphere. Using the long sanding, you make a lasso and tie it around the moon, you pull the moon into the two halves and make a moon sandwich. Just as you revel in your brilliance Hunk comes up behind you and pulls of a neck breaker. He then mumbles into his radio and a helicopter picks him up.
Spontaneously combusting while flying a helicopter with only one rotor blade one-handed int a nuclear explosion.
In all seriousness, however, it is impossible to die in a "cool" way, because it only really looks cool if you get out of the situation alive. The best you can hope for in dying is getting killed in a suitably hilarious manner.
In all seriousness, however, it is impossible to die in a "cool" way, because it only really looks cool if you get out of the situation alive. The best you can hope for in dying is getting killed in a suitably hilarious manner.
Lets see, I'm battling zombie Hitler in a lightsaber fight on that lava planet whilst on top of a speeding Swedish super car, and I pull out my bear-cannon and fire grizzly bears at hitler, and he retaliates with his horrible nuke, which fails to work, but irradiates everyone and gives me another 2 arms to beat him up with, and then we teleport into the center of the sun for the final fistfight and I save the universe from darth-zombie-hitler as My self-destruct button was put on as I started to melt in the sun, blowing up that solar system, heck, that galaxy, somehow creating a Galactic-scale portrait of my awesomeness!
Jumping out of a plane with a live crocodile, tying a rope around it's neck and riding it down to the ground Ace-Rimmer style, then blowing up an Al-Qaeda base camp and dying in the explosion whilst laughing.
Oh yeah, that's how I want to go.
Oh yeah, that's how I want to go.
The way I will die is I will end up turning the sun into a blackhole through sure will of my awesomeness, causing the galaxy to be sucked into the vortex of darkness along with myself. Some how I will survive the blackhole of doom, ending up in some other galaxy where I fight off an alien empire, then eventually dying of old age.
What a guy.SecretTacoNinja said:Jumping out of a plane with a live crocodile, tying a rope around it's neck and riding it down to the ground Ace-Rimmer style, then blowing up an Al-Qaeda base camp and dying in the explosion whilst laughing.
Oh yeah, that's how I want to go.
Swordfighting Satan on a tall rock, surrounded by zombies and orcs in the middle of a thunderstorm.
