Sorry. But we can be friends. I might even be willing to show you myself... Naked.Admiral Stukov said:
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Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us's eyes met mine. I mouthed, "Sorry." and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
XDDDDDDDDD
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
XDDDDDDDDD
Are you actually trying to get me to take a cold shower?Nikki Fallingstar said:
[sub]For at this rate, I'll need one before long.[/sub]
Edit: Oh look, I just got the Neo badge. :3
One of the ones in my high school.X10J said:
Only if you want me too. Just because I'm a lesbian doesn't mean I can't... Make you feel weird. *wink* It's just for fun!Admiral Stukov said:
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I got a call from the hospital that my girlfriend was in the ER. When I arrived at the hospital they told me that she had a heart attack while making love. FML
Today, I got a call from the hospital that my girlfriend was in the ER. When I arrived at the hospital they told me that she had a heart attack while making love. FML
*Sniffle* But you didn't say that... But not really. He was a good guy... Super funny.X10J said:
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart. FML
Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML
You do realize that if I come out there that I'll drag you shopping, right?Admiral Stukov said:
Cooooooo! *hug* First thing you have to learn about me is that I'm a hugger!Admiral Stukov said: