The Battlefield Game

[oppp7]

This is more of an open roleplaying, but whatever...
Just fight other people in any way, with any weapons.
I'll start by summoning a zombie horde.
*Zombies come*

 

[SteakHeart]

I chainsaw a few of them with a Lancer, then mow down the rest.

 

[oppp7]

Now there's hordes of dragons coming, along with more zombies.
Also, I'm trying to kill you with an SMG.

 

[SnakeF]

I use my Super Mutant army on your dragons then snipe you from a distance, I let Steakheart fight the zombies.

 

[CounterAttack]

I throw you in the path of the zombies and escape in my one-use teleporter to a safehouse.

 

[oppp7]

*Pulls out another SMG*
Lets have a go at it then...
*Charges super mutant army*

 

[SnakeF]

*Pulls out minigun*
Come fight me Tiny Zombie babies
*turns to oppp7*
CRY SOME MOAR!

 

[oppp7]

Little busy here... *Pistol whips a mutant*
O great, now an army of robots is coming...

 

[SnakeF]

Wait are those your robots?
*Throws an EMP grenade at the robots*

 

[oppp7]

No.
*Shoots a few mutants, but gets hit by a laser as I reload*
Ah! Pincer tactic!

 

[SnakeF]

*blows up a few robots with his Rocket Lawnchair then needs to duck as a shuriken flys past his head*
Shit, Ninjas!

 

[oppp7]

We need more guys!
*Another zombie horde approaches*
Dammit!
*Does over-the-top spin while shooting, killing several enemies*

 

[SnakeF]

I know what you mean
*revs up a chainsaw and steals a katana from a ninja*
Time to kill some Zombies.

 

[oppp7]

I guess I'll use this now...
*Grabs a vial of Boomer bile and throws it at the robots. It doesn't break open*
Shatterproof...
*Shoots more mutants*

 

[orangebandguy]

A series of explosions shakes the Battlefield sending gizzards flying through the air, the thunder of orangebandguy's fighter bomber is heard passing by.

 

[SnakeF]

*Cheers*
Hooray Orangebandguy!
*pulls out cluster bomb and throws it at the ninja army, blowing many of them away*

 

[oppp7]

Well, at least we have backup.
*Shoots at some robots trying to take down orangebandguy with lasers*

 

[orangebandguy]

My fighter is hit by a stray laser shot and I crash into a group of muties, leaving a streak of red crushed bodies and smouldering wreckage.

 

[oppp7]

I'm coming!
*Starts fighting a way towards orangebandguy while the fires from the crush keep mutants at bay*

 

[orangebandguy]

A nearby Robot inspects the wreckage, as he initiates his sensory units I vault from the wreckage and squeeze a couple of rounds into it's head with my emergency pilot's pistol.

I hear oppp7 drawing closer.