The best character quote!!1!

[ciancon]

"I'll take a potato chip.......and EAT IT!!!"

 

[8-Bit Grin]

Professor: Soon his planet will erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex.

Fry: Alright, let's pack up and go!

Leela: Fry, do you even know what invertebrate means?

Fry: No, but that's not the word I'm interested in.

(I watch this episode every day before school to cheer me up, and the last line always does).

 

[Rockchimp69]

I am still of the opinion that SHODAN is the greatest Villain in video games:

Never seen this before but seconded totally. I love it when machines think they're superior

 

[B33J33]

Again the Duke: "Your face your ass what's the difference" or "What are you? Some kind of bottomfeeding scumsucking algea-eater?".

 

[SplashyAxis]

Every word utterd by No-Bark Noonan from Novac in Fallout: New Vegas, particularly the story of the chupacabra.

"I come face to face with the chupacabra himself one night, whilst I was investigating whether this gecko was hiding his treasure from me."

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[Sir Bob]

Also, anything said by the Demon Skull Murray

 

[The Man With the Soap]

"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you."

Cookie if you know.

None other than Malcolm Reynolds of Firefly. Good show, sir.

As for me, I'm going with about the only enjoyment I got from Halo ODST

"As the good book says, payback is a *****!"
"Uh...I don't think it actually says that..."
"I'm paraphrasing, you heathen!"

By far, the best bit of dialogue from that game.

 

[Baradiel]

A guard on Splinter Cell Chaos Theory. Hes talking to another guard about how he was attacked by a 'ninja' a few years ago, warning the other one to look out for a ninja. Hilarious.

 

[TankTeddy]

"Now, let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?" Shale Dragon Age Origins lols Brutal but halarous

A classic "This is my boom stick!!!"

dead rising 2 "Here little pig (making ping oinking noises) here piggy"

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

"SHUT UP AND LISTEN! my name is sanger, sanger zomvolt, THE SWORD THAT CLEAVES EVIL!" - sanger zomvolt, super robot wars original generations

"haven't i killed ALL of you yet?!" - colonel radec, killzone 2

 

[darth.pixie]

Hermit in Ego Draconis: "Ha! Yes! The dragon yields before my power. I am invincible. I am the walrus!"

Sheogorath: "Wonderful, time for a celebration. Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese. True?"

Servus in Flames of Vengeance : "Thank you for saving my wife....but did you have to let her out of the house?"

 

[New Vegas Samurai]

"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you."

Cookie if you know.

FIrefly!!!!

Oh and War... War Never Changes

Also you have to insert disc two!

 

[New Vegas Samurai]

ooh ooh! last one!!
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[Vault101]

cant remember specifically but any dialogue between wynne and Zevran from dragon age, especially ragarder her "bossom" (not sure how you spell it)

 

[Vault101]

Every word utterd by No-Bark Noonan from Novac in Fallout: New Vegas, particularly the story of the chupacabra.

"I come face to face with the chupacabra himself one night, whilst I was investigating whether this gecko was hiding his treasure from me."

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"was gouls! religious ghouls lookin for a place to call their own..don't you laugh at me! I know a spell that will make you show your true form, cave rat taught it to me..."

 

[J-dog42]

One of my favourites is Sergeant Johnson in Halo 2.

Dear humanity,
We regret bein' alien bastards, we regret comin' to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

Marines: Hoorah!

 

[Tomo Stryker]

All of the spy lines, always love to dominate someone and hear a line from him.

...! I hate it when someone beats me to it. Still, Sleek you have an interesting sense of irony. Pyro avatar and Spy quotes, Spy is still my best character by far. Dumkomph!

 

[Zeema]

........... 'Moo are you happy now' Male Tauren

 

[TheRobotandtheBeast]

Banana King: "You need to learn some economics"
Unicorn: "Well you need to learn some Die!"

or

Magneto: "Welcome to DIE"