The best impossible gadget.
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How about a portable version of the helicopter gun from Half Life 2? Imagine that: a fully automatic pulse gun that has infinite shots as long as it has a short time to recharge after every 100 rounds or so. I could change the world if I mass-produced the suckers.
Or maybe I'm thinking too small. How about a device that can stop time (like in that old movie Clockstoppers or in a certain episode of Ducktales).
A mind-control device will be good, too. You can use that for perverted or righteous reasons of course.
Or maybe I'm thinking too small. How about a device that can stop time (like in that old movie Clockstoppers or in a certain episode of Ducktales).
A mind-control device will be good, too. You can use that for perverted or righteous reasons of course.
Not mine. All I need is an umbrella and a way to hide a flamethrower in it.bodyklok said:
Ah, phonekinesis. My superpower of choice.Khell_Sennet said:
Aw, Khell! You're a genius! I couldn't even count the times I wanted to reach across the internet and cause them real-life pain. So many people deserve it, too! Such a device would be so kick-ass, I lack the vocabulary to explain. I would become the greatest internet vigilante with that thing.
The "Fat Man" from Fallout 3. Now, I just need to test the range to know how far I need to be so I don't end up killing myself with the mini-nukes.
Yup.dalek sec said:This, or a time machine. Need to go back and fix a certain war.Maet said:Two words: GHETTO BLASTER
Man my buddy was having a battle with a 5 year-old about whose "invention" was better. They came up with some pretty wicked shit.
They were basically "designing" (i.e. saying) that their inventions could do all kinds of ridiculous shit and kill you. I think my favorite was that my buddy's invention could mutate animals into "fire animals" that would kill this 5 year-old (this wasn't serious at all, he was a counselor at a kids camp and the 5 year-old was being a douchebag to the blind kid at the camp who my buddy was there to help out).
They were basically "designing" (i.e. saying) that their inventions could do all kinds of ridiculous shit and kill you. I think my favorite was that my buddy's invention could mutate animals into "fire animals" that would kill this 5 year-old (this wasn't serious at all, he was a counselor at a kids camp and the 5 year-old was being a douchebag to the blind kid at the camp who my buddy was there to help out).
A scanner which upon scanning any object including yourself would fix any problems, heal, perfect, etc...
with an undo button of course. just in case...
with an undo button of course. just in case...
touches on some things already mentioned this, but even so. I would choose the Random Slap button. basically someone who is annoying you when you press it will recieve a back hand slap (always lead with the knuckles) to the face. This hand will just appear out of nowhere but hit so hard that the person in question gets spun around. As an added feature, a double press will administer a slap to each side of the face, causing mild concussion.
You're north, they'd just go south.manchild575 said:
Who said that'd fix the fault. "Windows universe edition has encountered a serious error and needs to shut down. Look, it's not the software, we warned you not to upgrade the processor to 5000Uber Mega TB."orifice said: