The Cake Is Annoying said:
Twilight.
- To clarify: if a majority of a film's cast is made of supernatural creatures that I want to see suffer and die, its a zombie flick in my opinion.
no....no......NOOOOOO!!!
this is not a zombie film and more to the point....
THEY.ARE.NOT.VAMPIRES!!!!
In no possible way can they be related to the cool bloodsucking creatures of the night that we have enjoyed reading about and watching on the cinema screen for years.
Twilight represents film producers and book writers running out of plain shit ideas, so now they are taking everthing good and cool in this world and turning that to shit instead.
That film is pretty much an hour and a half of following an insecure little girl trying to get the affection of some prancing little sparkle boy who turns out to be more angsty and depressing than CLOUD STRIFE!
"ohhh but Edward and the others are beutiful and only sparkle in the sunlight"-say the girls who seem to give way to the point that at least these guys have the ability to mesmerize weak minded fools.
Would dracula sparkle in the sunlight?
would Nosferatu glimmer in the day?
No they wouldn't is the intelligent answer I'm looking for and the same should apply to edward and the others no matter how many times they level up their pre-teen angst skill.
I mean NEWMOON will be introducing the werewolves into this little facade and while I find werewolves to be just as cool as the vamps, I can't help but expect that this film will be an hour and a half of half ripped girly fantasy boys advertising Head and shoulders.
So how about we give the vampires and werewolves a chance for survival by simply agreeing that
Twilight is not a vampire film
The characters are by NO means mythical
And that we should all simply ignore this abysmal attempt at a film and hope that it never returns.
P.S
to those of you who are grinding your teeth together and mumbling "who does this little shit think he is?" as you read this.
Don't bother sending hate replies because all it does is let me realise how many people have been mind swiped by TEEN AGE SPARKLEBOY MC. GLITTERFUCK THE THIRD!
(This is not a hate statement to "the cake is annoying" it's just my statement that he sparked after he mention that film)