The Big Picture: Leave Michael Bay Alone

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Ryan Hughes

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I couldn't disagree with Bob more. In fact, since I usually agree with him, I can't think of a time when when I disliked an episode of of Big Picture more strongly. In the end, I think this episode, not his original Transformers review, will be the one that he -in time- comes to regret.

Since I am late seeing this one and so many have already commented, I don't know if anyone will read this, but here it goes: Bob has disrespected the audience, which -of course- is the first step towards finally becoming like Michael Bay. Bob has said before that Bay seems to be a Nihilist, and I agree on that; Bay doesn't seem to believe in anything. But becoming a nihilist is a long process of callousing, and the first part of that process is to lose hope in the decisions of others. That is why the majority of critics and film makers never criticize the audience -not out of cowardice- but because they are smart enough to see where that path leads.

Bay does not respect anything. Not his film or its characters -clearly- let alone his audience. While great film makers like Terrence Malick all have one thing in common: they have tremendous respect for their audience, and this is proven by the work they turn out. The people who turn out to see Transformers are not the problem. The problem is the callous way in which we treat each other, and -by extension- the callous way Bay treats his audience and the callous way Bob treats Bay's audience in this video. So, my advice -though trite- is "check yourself before you wreck yourself, Bob."
 

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Hi anybody knows why after early reviews Moviebob reduced swear words and the few that are left are constantly beeped out?

Ôther Reviewers such as Yahtzee or Jim Sterling and the Comic keep cussing in their videos here so not sure why Moviebob stopped. If no one knows maybe could someone ask him on the next Escapist Expo?
 

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I went to the first Transformers movie.

Then I stopped. And I recommended my wife not go see it, and she didn't, because it was a stupid waste of two hours of my life.

Not the second movie everyone loves to rag on (and I'm not going to scold them for it; some of those reviews have offered far more entertainment than anything I can imagine the movie itself served up); the first one.

There was a snippet in the DVD extras for "The Island" where Bay said something like, "When there's an action scene, I tell the writers not to fill anything in with the script, just say, 'ACTION!' and let me run with it", and I thought, "And I bet the writers hate your ever-loving guts."

Yeah, the neighborhood might have a problem; that doesn't mean I have to tolerate the drug dealers.

And yes, other people might be guilty of the same sins, but the fact that one can read a laundry list of those sins and have one person be guilty of every one of them? Especially in our new willingness to eviscerate a product or person for being guilty of one of them, that's really saying something.

That he can do better just makes that he doesn't all the more damning.
 

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To be honest, I do go see the Transformers films. Maybe because it's a self sacrifice because everyone in my surroundings knows me to be a film enthusiast.

They ask me how I think about this film. And I always give them the answer they want: it's fine, as long as you have a couple of beers (or enough candy to make your blood rush if you are not at a drinking age). And your mind turned off because everything else won't make sense. Unless you have the logic of a 10 year old. Then it does make sense.

And the analogy of Michael Bay being a 'drug dealer' which isn't his fault, it's the people who buy the drugs falls flat. Because the fact that you are able to sell drugs, doesn't mean you have too.

But then again, I'd rather would have kids go to see Michael Bay's his drugs then going for the real thing. Sure, you won't get any wiser from the experience, but hey... at least you don't get any health issues in the long term. Only if you are a film critic, then high blood pressure would be a serious threat.
 

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Darth_Payn said:
That was very mature of Bob to recognize how far he came as a film critic. I love it when he takes pot-shots at other critics for being too harshly critical, as if they have an agenda of their own for writing their opinions in the way they do. Critics aren't just criticizing the movie/video game/novel/[insert creative work here] itself, but they people who made it and the perceived "peons" who buy it.
Then the very next show he bashes Keven Smith.
 

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Overall a good episode.

But to be fair Bob, you can't lay the blame for the proliferation of Bay-type action movies on one specific audience. It's largely a function of the globalizing movie market. Sure the movies do well domestically BUT explosions and big dumb spectacle translate better into the ever-more-important "emerging movie markets" (i.e. China and India) than drama and comedy do. Rooted as the latter two are in culture-specific values and social conventions. I heard the new Transformers broke all kinds of box office records in China.

Like AAA games Hollywood movies are slowly but steadily becoming an all-or-nothing industry built on yearly tentpole franchises. Where you either win both the domestic and international box office, and win them consistently, or you go home.
 

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A good critic is not supposed to blame the audience for good movies failing and bad movies succeeding?

Why Bob, how delightfully humorous, considering your own tirade concerning that Pilgrim movie and the equally shitty Stallone movie!
 

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Finally Bob this is one of your best videos in a long time, very well done. It is something that should be self evident, but still needs to be said in a very blunt way just like this.
 

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No, Bob, you are completely wrong and I see no reason to watch you anymore. You've come full circle and jumped the shark. I don't hate Michael Bay because I'm redirecting my hate from his audience, I hate Michael Bay because he makes fucking awful films. It's the exact same reason that I hate the painter Thomas Kinkade, because he produced fucking awful paintings. The fact that both of them have a unique style that is not "interchangeable" isn't a redeeming quality, because their styles....are fucking awful. Likening Michael Bay to John Woo because both directors use the SUBJECT of glorified violence is just....beyond my ability to chastise appropriately.

What you've done metaphorically is taken Albert Bierstadt's "In the Mountains" (1867) and put it right next to Paul Cezanne's "Mont Sainte-Victoire" (1885) and proclaimed that they are more or less the same because they are both landscape paintings of mountains. Nevermind the fact that those two paintings are outrageously and ridiculously different in how they depict the subject; I'd go so far as to say the subject of those two paintings are nearly irrelevant considering the incredibly wide chasm in the philosophy used to paint the subject. Both John Woo and Michael Bay may glorify violence but the difference in how they depict it is just as wide as the difference between those two painters, and also constitutes perhaps 90% of what actually matters when critically viewing an artform. Saying, "That's a mountain" when critiquing a painting is worthless, just as saying "That's violence" when critiquing a film. What matters is how the violence is depicted, is it like Chinatown? Or is it like The Running Man and which one is actually a better film for it's depiction?

There's a reason that there is an unwritten rule about critiquing an audience, because it's almost always totally irrelevant to the substance of an artwork and that's exactly what you are now choosing to ignore, the SUBSTANCE of the artwork, which is non-existent because Michael Bay is fucking awful at making films.
 

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I don't often say this, but Bob, you hit the nail right on the head from start to finish here. It's actually refreshing to see someone just come out and say it's the consumer's fault for the slop it's served up.

These movies would not be made if there was not an audience for it. But hell, if you are entertained, is that not the reason for going in the first place? I don't want to walk out of the theater unhappy or depressed, so when I go to a movie it's going to be something I know I will enjoy seeing. If I want to watch something heavier or more thought provoking, I'll watch it on DVD or Netflix. theaters are made for spectacle. Those big screens and speakers demand it.

Now, if you want to watch an art film or something in the theater, great. But I would rather digest a documentary or art film or something in private so that when I feel the urge to talk, I can. I can't not talk when watching those. And in a theater that's a ticket to Shepard Book's "special Hell."

Caveat, I think Armageddon was the only Bay movie I watched I could admit to liking. Pearl Harbour was flat out awful and I really don't think I watched any other.
 

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Corran006 said:
Darth_Payn said:
That was very mature of Bob to recognize how far he came as a film critic. I love it when he takes pot-shots at other critics for being too harshly critical, as if they have an agenda of their own for writing their opinions in the way they do. Critics aren't just criticizing the movie/video game/novel/[insert creative work here] itself, but they people who made it and the perceived "peons" who buy it.
Then the very next show he bashes Keven Smith.
Yeah, I saw that. Felt more like pointless filler with a side of implied self-loathing.
Getting back to critics and audiences, I think it's not so much actual audiences critics imply are to blame for the kinds of movies that succeed and fail, but their imagined "ideal" audience that exist only in their minds for the purposes of their reviews.
 

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I have further thoughts after a week bob and I got to say the more I think about what you said the more insulted I am. There is a reason that critics don't insult their audience. You are also a hypocrite. It's all well and good to call for order and peace after you violently climbed the hill using snarky and angry remarks isn't it? Now that your complacent in your position as a critic you think it justice to blame the audience for Bays sins? Bay is a junk food director. He sells easy cinema to the masses and the masses consume because it is all they are given.
 

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Very well put and it surmises my exact feelings on the topic. I would be more cynical and suggest that the video was a an attempt to garner more views (it has) and the change of opinion as a "growing" critic is an easy way to avoid such accusations.

My main issue with Bob these days, is his willingness to flip his initial opinions due to popular opinion. I imagine if he were making another video about Sucker Punch it would be FAR different than his pretty ramshackle "The audience is being played" I would believe that argument if Kubrick made the film. But Zack Snyder is not Kubrick and all the pre film interviews he had about the topic said otherwise. The personal opinion only goes so far.

If he were to stick to his guns I would have more respect for him. But I get this feeling like he is constantly trying to impress, surprise and wow people with knowledge, opinions and personal revelations. He does videos in so many topics. I appreciate an intelligent opinion and variety of discussions. But this eagerness to change to meet his perceived audience is frustrating. I think the Michael Bay video is a culmination of a lot of things bothering about his videos: He loves to put people in boxes. Nerd/geek/jock/standard filmgoer/intelligentsia. I am a movie nerd of the highest degree. I consider it my life's passion. The reason for that is because movies are the ultimate equalizer. They are made by and for everyone. And they belong to everyone. Movies are a point of connection with people. Not seperation. My mother and I have little in common. But she LOVES Firefly. We connect on that. My best friend hates my favorite film. (And I think his are a bit silly) We are still best friends and appreciate each others tastes.

To get back to the video what annoys me is not that Bob has changed his opinion on Bay. Or even that he likes Bay. It's the insulting self serving and divisive way he did it. He didn't say "Hey let's be honest, The Rock had some pretty cool moments" He went on the offensive. "If you like John Woo and hate Bay you are a hypocrite." That is a guy showing total disrespect to his audience. And you, my internet friend expressed it very well (Alongside a lot of other users. WOW! Glad to see I am not alone here)
 

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This is the first time (maybe the second) I've seen a comments thread in one of Bob's posts where the first set of comments read easily had a better grasp of the facts than Bob himself did -- perhaps because in the earlier case, the subject matter was more obscure. In any event, the notion that Bay shouldn't be singled out is ridiculous since anyone can have completely legitimate reasons for disliking Bay's work and disliking Bay as a person -- which, while Bob explicitly said he wouldn't do, anyone else could have reason to. Keep in mind that Bay indulges in racists jokes in his movies: that's enough, full stop, to say that that guy is a jackass. If there are other bad directors and screenwriters out there who do not throw out insulting racist stereotypes, one can already make a distinction -- a personal distinction, not just a professional one -- on those grounds alone.

That's sort of the problem with Bay. Much of his professional failings have a lot to do with his personal failings (see also his relationship with female leads). He's a hard man not to dislike.

I think disliking his audience is a bit of projection: I found Bay's work offensive in a screening of Transformers 1, where most of the audience (the people in the theater with me, not the global audience) was similarly unimpressed. I found him disagreeable when reading about him afterwards. As a result, I didn't contemplate his acutal "audience" until film critics brought them up. Film critics may be concerned about his audience; we, an audience, can ignore such concerns and just call him, and his work, terrible.

I don't think that Bob changing his mind is wrong, nor that he's necessarily being contrarian for its own sake. That said, the "he drastically alters established franchises" argument was total crap. Bay is openly hostile to the fans of the franchise he signed up to direct, and is openly hostile to the source material, and he's really goddamn bad at changing said source material for the better, unlike ALL of the examples Bob gave. All of them. This not only undermined his point, it offered an excellent counterpoint: Bay deserves scorn precisely because of this unique combination of poor skill and arrogance. A poster above already debunked a similar problem with the argument that Bay has "peers" in the gratuitious violence department.

And there's a distinction to be made here between the alienated audiences of Bay's films -- those that went to a Bay film, found it terrible, and rejected Bay and his work -- and the media. The media may have illegitimate reasons for disliking Bay, but the general audience does not. We, many moviegoers, hate seeing his shit because it's shit. There are other moviegoers who like his films. Here's the thing, Bob: the moviegoers that despise his films do not have anything to say about those that like them. Those are two separate groups of moviegoers, and neither is commenting about the other in any vastly public way.

The general public hasn't expressed distaste for brainless action flicks: some media outlets have. The two groups should not be conflated: though they have similar feelings about Bay, they have different conclusions and reasons for those conclusions.

If Bob wants to criticize his peers, fine. But the non-Hollywood/media-professionals amongst us have no need to apologize for thinking that Bay's an obnoxious person who often makes terrible movies, because -- news flash -- Bay's an obnoxious person who often makes terrible movies.

I couldn't care less about the media intelligencia's hangups. I'm a "normal" moviegoer and Michael Bay's work and personality are crap.

"We're" the problem, Bob? Like the old joke goes, "What is this 'we' shit, kemosabe?"
 

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And Bob defends Bay with what is essentially cinematic moral equivalence. No, sorry, you don't get it--Bay doesn't just do things that you might see in other movies, he does them BADLY. T
Lono Shrugged said:
He didn't say "Hey let's be honest, The Rock had some pretty cool moments" He went on the offensive. "If you like John Woo and hate Bay you are a hypocrite."
Indeed. If this video had had the message of "Guys, Michael Bay isn't the antichrist, he's just a not very good director of big, dumb action films that are predictably popular with mass audiences. Hate him for making bad movies if you want, but don't hate his movies just because they're made by him," then most people would've nodded, shrugged and agreed or agreed to disagree. And it would probably have gotten a whole let less comments, too.

But, y'know, the reason 'we' give Kubrick or Hitchcock a pass for doing some of those same Bad Things? isn't that we're giant hypocrites or blind to the flaws in these moviemakers the industry has collectively placed on pedestals, it's the majority of their oeuvre are genuinely well-made movies. And because rarely do all of that big ol' list of Bad Things? show up all together in all of their works. Bay on the other, well, apparently cramming all of them into his movies is his "aesthetic."

Is Michael Bay The Problem? No. Is a movie automatically irredeemably bad because he directed it? Nope. Should movie critics stop beating him as a strawman for all the industries ills? They probably should. After all, there's plenty of other equally bad movies out there by directors with similar aesthetics (hi, Paul W. S. Anderson, Uwe Boll). It's definitely time to move on from beating on Bay because it's popular to do so. But none of that should mean we leave him alone for making Bad Movies?.
 

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trouble_gum said:
Is Michael Bay The Problem? No. Is a movie automatically irredeemably bad because he directed it? Nope. Should movie critics stop beating him as a strawman for all the industries ills? They probably should. After all, there's plenty of other equally bad movies out there by directors with similar aesthetics (hi, Paul W. S. Anderson, Uwe Boll). It's definitely time to move on from beating on Bay because it's popular to do so. But none of that should mean we leave him alone for making Bad Movies?.
When it comes to the Transformers movies, how is Bay not the problem?? Is it really his right to not give a shit about a very popular property that he has been given control over?? Part of the blame is on the studio for choosing someone who is wrong for the material, but we must hold the director accountable for the end product. Who decided to make a nearly 3-hour movie? Who decided to pander to China?? Who decided on the (STILL) really awful character designs? Who approves a lame script? Who decides to put in a female character just so he can stare at her ass??

Bay has to be held accountable for all that. It's his show, and his mess.

This brings up another point I forgot to mention earlier. Does anyone really think Bay gives even half a shit what the public wants??? He makes movies he wants to make and damn what everybody else thinks. The idea that he makes what people want is ridiculous. He throws little bones to fans just to tease them but he obviously does not make Transformers movies for Transformers fans. Nobody goes to a Transformers movie (or any giant robot/monster movie) to see tits and ass, but Bay gets an ass shot or two in there anyway because that is what HE wants. Nobody cares about f'n Cade Yeager, but Bay wants a Hollywood star in his movies so we have to stare at Marky Mark.

The Avengers proves what kind of magic can happen when a skilled director is given a property he has affection for. Whedon chose an excellent script, brought everything together, and made an amazing movie. This product also made TONS OF MONEY, and there is more to come in future movies. Hollywood must understand they can make a great film and also make tremendous bank if they just take a few minutes to CARE. At least with the Transformers, nobody in Hollywood seems to care at all.
 

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keserak said:
This is the first time (maybe the second) I've seen a comments thread in one of Bob's posts where the first set of comments read easily had a better grasp of the facts than Bob himself did -- perhaps because in the earlier case, the subject matter was more obscure. In any event, the notion that Bay shouldn't be singled out is ridiculous since anyone can have completely legitimate reasons for disliking Bay's work and disliking Bay as a person -- which, while Bob explicitly said he wouldn't do, anyone else could have reason to. Keep in mind that Bay indulges in racists jokes in his movies: that's enough, full stop, to say that that guy is a jackass. If there are other bad directors and screenwriters out there who do not throw out insulting racist stereotypes, one can already make a distinction -- a personal distinction, not just a professional one -- on those grounds alone.

That's sort of the problem with Bay. Much of his professional failings have a lot to do with his personal failings (see also his relationship with female leads). He's a hard man not to dislike.

I think disliking his audience is a bit of projection: I found Bay's work offensive in a screening of Transformers 1, where most of the audience (the people in the theater with me, not the global audience) was similarly unimpressed. I found him disagreeable when reading about him afterwards. As a result, I didn't contemplate his acutal "audience" until film critics brought them up. Film critics may be concerned about his audience; we, an audience, can ignore such concerns and just call him, and his work, terrible.

I don't think that Bob changing his mind is wrong, nor that he's necessarily being contrarian for its own sake. That said, the "he drastically alters established franchises" argument was total crap. Bay is openly hostile to the fans of the franchise he signed up to direct, and is openly hostile to the source material, and he's really goddamn bad at changing said source material for the better, unlike ALL of the examples Bob gave. All of them. This not only undermined his point, it offered an excellent counterpoint: Bay deserves scorn precisely because of this unique combination of poor skill and arrogance. A poster above already debunked a similar problem with the argument that Bay has "peers" in the gratuitious violence department.

And there's a distinction to be made here between the alienated audiences of Bay's films -- those that went to a Bay film, found it terrible, and rejected Bay and his work -- and the media. The media may have illegitimate reasons for disliking Bay, but the general audience does not. We, many moviegoers, hate seeing his shit because it's shit. There are other moviegoers who like his films. Here's the thing, Bob: the moviegoers that despise his films do not have anything to say about those that like them. Those are two separate groups of moviegoers, and neither is commenting about the other in any vastly public way.

The general public hasn't expressed distaste for brainless action flicks: some media outlets have. The two groups should not be conflated: though they have similar feelings about Bay, they have different conclusions and reasons for those conclusions.

If Bob wants to criticize his peers, fine. But the non-Hollywood/media-professionals amongst us have no need to apologize for thinking that Bay's an obnoxious person who often makes terrible movies, because -- news flash -- Bay's an obnoxious person who often makes terrible movies.

I couldn't care less about the media intelligencia's hangups. I'm a "normal" moviegoer and Michael Bay's work and personality are crap.

"We're" the problem, Bob? Like the old joke goes, "What is this 'we' shit, kemosabe?"
*slow clap*

Well put, good sir.

As much as I love Bob, this is one topic where we have to disagree. I'm not one to call him a defeatist, but he comes off worn the fuck out with these movies. But, to be honest, if I had to watch half of the shit he has to for his job, I'd beg for death's sweet embrace right away. While other online reviews are willing to give TF4 a pass, I've had my fill of Bay and his idiot man-child world long ago. Which is why I never saw Pain And Gain at all. It may be "good" but if I want to see full-on debauchery, I can go rent a copy of The Wolf of Wall Street anytime. At least Scorsese knows how to do something like that properly.

I totally agree with you on your comments on Bay lacking the skills. While Bob mentioned that other filmmakers do the same, there are differences between Bay and other filmmakers like Guillermo del Toro. Guillermo love what he makes, he has a drive for what he makes, and he loves his fans dearly. You can clearly see his passion in movies like Pacific Rim or the Hellboy movies or his earlier works likeThe Devil's Backbone. He takes what he's grown up with, be it his love for monsters or his personal fears, and paints a wonderful picture with it to draw viewers into his bizarre but fascinating world. Does he take liberties with source material, yes. But there is a difference between altering the source for the sake of the story (or, in some cases, the whim of the studio higher-ups) and altering it because you don't give a fuck.

And that is Michael Bay's problem.

He doesn't give a fuck.

He doesn't give a fuck about what he makes is good or bad for cinema.

He doesn't give a fuck about fellow filmmakers or actors.

In fact, he couldn't give 1/8 of a fuck towards his fan base.

Is he better off making R-rated movies like Bad Boys II? Perhaps. But if he doesn't like working on franchises like Transformers, why the fuck did he take them at all?

Because he got paid big for it and continues to get paid big-regardless on whether or not the end result is good or bad.

He only cares about getting paid, one way or another.

And that is what pisses me off the most about Bay and, trust me, he's not alone in this boat. IMO, The Asylum and Tyler Perry are also guilty of this "Don't give a fuck" attitude towards making movies. As long as they get paid for it, be it from who hires them or from a major return from moviegoers, they're happy. It's the cinematic equivalent of getting a trophy just for participation. I like bad movies as much as the next guy, but the contrast between Plan 9 From Outer Space and Sharknado is that the former wasn't intentionally making a bad movie. While Ed Wood may not have been a competent filmmaker, you can't say he didn't put some heart into that film. I doubt you could say the same for the people behind Sharknado but that's how I see it.

Bob should have never apologized to Bay for calling him a "Douche-bag filmmaker". No, I'm not the kind of person that believes in the John Wayne saying "Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness." but, given that I've read the articles on how Bay acts towards others (both his fans and actors), I'm inclined to make an exception. Guessing Bob never read those when making this episode...

As for blaming the masses for liking this shit, the "What is this 'we' shit, kemosabe?" is spot on. Not everyone wants to see this crap but its what Hollywood is making these days. Be honest, do you really think every person in the black community wants to support Tyler Perry's latest piece of shit movie? Fuck no! But that is what Hollywood thinks everyone wants. Humanity may be slow to react, but it does get wise over time. Eventually, hacks like Bay and Perry will be shown the way out. It's gonna take a lot of effort from us and actual filmmakers who do care about what they put on the screen.

The world does not need hack filmmakers.

The world does not need douche-bag filmmakers.

The world does not need filmmakers like Michael Bay.
 

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Wow I enjoyed this a lot. It was a knockdown dragout analysis with no padding and a very well-paced point. I also adore that you used a shot of Richard P Fungus in this. That was icing.
 

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Bob had a lot of reason to hate the 4th film. Remember Pacific Rim? #1 Movie of 2013? I'm sure TF4 has got some ideas from there.

Remember the big ship smashing scene? Transformers 4 HAS THREE!
Remember the Japanese actor in that movie? Transformers 4 has Chinese Mando-Pop Stars!
Remember the scientist who said "Numbers are the words of god!". Transformers has one yelling "MATH! ALGORITHMS!"
The main character in TF4 is Cade YAEGER. Where did they pull that name from? He's not a hunter, or Japanese or related to Eren Jaeger.

The comparison of the 2 movies is similar to the comparison between the games Portal and 'Splosion Man.

Personally, I'd let go of my hatred towards Bay when he reboots Transformers without the human drama, racism or product placement or hand over the franchise to someone else.

Its Transformers 4, a continuity of the last 3. Which means the series is still acknowledging Sam as the chosen one and Devastator's balls.