Dear Bob.
I can't be arsed to repeat what I've already said on this issue in full, but basically, it would be really fucking nice if people would stop shitting all over the collective scandinavian cultural heritage. What really makes it come off as trolling is that Heimdall is specifically known as "The WHITE god", in a world where having black hair would land you the title 'the black'. Also, pulling the slavery card is bull****, not only because Scandinavia has stayed out of that mess, but also because I'm not a believer in the logic that "What happened 200-300 years ago shall haunt the ancestors foreveeer". It's called white guilt, and I'm mighty sick of it. Because, really, do I look in the mirror every morning and say "Ah, today I'm going to oppress some black people!"? No? Have I ever? No. And neither did my father, nor my father before him, nor his father before him, etc. etc.
Also, double standards are double standards no way how you twist and turn it, and are invariably unfair and pretty much always ridiculous.
*sigh*
[sub]Concentrate on the ponies...[/sub]