The Big, The Bad, And The Brawly. (Yet Another) Brawl RP.

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"... Red. I have a feeling we're going to need a bigger boat." Murasa said as the ladle fell nonchalantly from her mouth. "Oh wait... " Murasa said making sudden realization. "I'm already dead." She then grinned from ear to ear and did a small victory dance. "Have a nice mortality fuckers." Murasa said floating below the floor.
 

Zirat

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"
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Caution:  Energy Spiking Present, Prepare For Impact!
Airman read out. "
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[i]I haven't felt this grim about an enemy attack since the blue bastard pulled out those damnable rings of concentrated doom[/i]
he though as he prepared for whatever tricks this creation can take out.
Not for the first time in his existence, Airman lamented the fact that he was not Nuclear Man or Bomber Man, or anything more effective against a object larger than a small building.
 

Fury Is Me.

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Porktail flew into the air and out of sight a minute ago after cracking a smash ball in his body.
 

BoosterGold

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Eyebrows was extemely desprite to get the zoo back to nature intended it...On the Ground. Having spent the entire fight smacking the Porktail rocket pods gripping the zoo, and not having anything happen. Eyebrows was finally over that stupid shit and was going to help fight.
It was at this point that the PorkTail start glowing rainbows and fly into the air. "OH SHIT I KNOW WHAT IS...ITS THE SUPER DEATH SPHERE...We are all in deep shit!" she cried out in terror
 

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"Land" was a subjective term. It was more like Komachi collapsed next to Murasa, too dazed to land properly. She shook herself out of it just as Murasa began diving into the floor, as ghosts are want to do.

"Just hope that the thing decides not to burrow..." she said to Murasa as she wemt ducking for cover. She figured that either bombs, a (few) beam(s), or another digging act were in store for them and she stared up into the sky, ready for either.
 

Fury Is Me.

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High High High above the zoo, were the stars began to be visible, Porktail coiled into a ring, taking an Ouroboros shape in the sky. Each segment of his body produced a small, thin barrel cannon-like gun on the inner part of the coil, and fired a concentrated, red laser beam into the center. Instead of dying, like Porktail should have, the lasers instead began quickly charging an enormous sphere of energy. Hey. Hey Murasa, Komachi. Guess what time it is? Bullet Hell time. Porktails segments also released the same laser cannons on his outer coils and began firing donward, spreading them around and firing in all directions, half were firing laser bullets rapidly, the other half were firing the continuous lasers. Death from laser was raining upon the Zoo.in the form of lasers. They didn't penetrate the ground, but scorched it. Once the ball of energy was nearly filling the ring Porktail had made of himself, he released it, and it began slowly falling towards the zoo like an omen of Death. Porktail continued firing, and, according to the "rules" Was not allowed to stop until the giant ball hit, then he HAD to stop because he'd run out of the overflowing energy. GAME MECHANICS. Porky was laughing like a very old man trying to do an evil laugh. It sounded like "HUHUREEHUUUHACKHACK"
 

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"Sweet Mother of the Diggle Gods, I knew it we are ALL going to die!" Eyebrows screamed adrenaline fueling her.
Far from cowering in the corner Eyebrows grabbed her flail and summoned a Grandblobby a large horse sized Blobby, with a saddle. She sat upon the saddle of her stead and pulled out a stetson, a Cowboy hat, and said, "Well if I'm going down I'm going down fighting, CHARGE!" She screamed as she rode off to where the Portktail bullet hell was bringing ruin and damnation.
 

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Komachi bobbed and weaved and dodged and grazed in betweeen the lazers, firing off danmaku at the sphere in retaliation every chance she got (Aka, rarely). Everytime she moved though another lazer bolt was waiting in the wings, ready to try to occupie the space she was in. At least she had had practice with such things or she would have already been blown to tomorrow.

She began to move towards one direction, though instead of doing what eyebrows did and moving forwards, she moved backwards, trying to avoid the giant ball of death slowly coming down and waiting for the attack to time out.
 

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Eyebrows pulled out a bucket of baseballs and began to throw them at the Porktail. She summoned all her strength and her expert aim and let her weapons fly, she hit the porktail with absolute perfect deadly aim...and they made silly *ping* noises and bounced off lamely the rest disintegrating in the laser sphere.
"Well then...um new plan...strategic retreat followed by duck and cover." she said as Grand Blobby and her took cover behind a crumbled building.
 

Red Magic

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Murasa felt the smallest twinge of guilt and flew back up to the surface to take note of the horrors above."Oh... That's not good." She remarked as she did the one thing that came to mind. Rapidly hurl anchors at the sphere and hope for the best.
 

Zirat

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With the incursion of a massive deathly disco ball coming at them, Airman saw an opportunity for a counter attack. Much of the projectiles, other than the lasers of course, were simply bullets. Sweet, sweet deflectable bullets. Condensing his shot type Airman sent out a cluster shot of cyclones in a buckshot pattern, they stood still for a moment before suddenly flying off, any time they contacted a bullet they were sucked in and launched in a random direction, some right back towards the Porktail but most of them in the general Not-Airman direction, which was good enough for him.
 

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The gigantic ball of Death and misery was closing in, closer and closer, being visibly slowed, but not stopped by Murasa's anchors or the return fire it was getting shot at it. It was now only about 200 feet above the zoo and closing in. Porktail was getting weakned by the fire coming back at him, Some of then nearly cut the wiring that was the only thing holding his neck back to the serpentine body. Porky was feeling a bit nervous, but not really, because he was Porky. He figured he'd have to get out if this didn't kill them. He did his job, he'd go back to get repaired and then return to New Pork City at a later date. Then one of Komachi's coin's beaned the glass of his capsule where, if it had gone about a foot farther, it would have gone right between his eyes. He stopped laughing.
 

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Yasha stared at the situation around him, unmoving for the longest time. Then, he sat. He just sat, put his hands on his knees, and he watched. The cogs in his brain moved, and spat out nothing but dust. This battle had moved past his comprehension, and he was just going to sit out for a while. Maybe when they stopped fighting old pig men snake robots he'd have another crack at it.

I've been trying to read this fight for days, but I just get more and more confused every time. I don't understand a single damn thing that's happening, my mind literally cannot comprehend it.
 

BoosterGold

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Eyebrows looked out from behind her cover and saw Airman and Murasa hurling there unholy death kill weapons upon the Porktail.
She jump out of her hiding spot now having form an plan, not a brilliant plan, or even a moderately intelligent plan, but still a plan. She rode her Grand Blobby over to Airman and said, "Airman I want you to throw me at that shit like some kind of fleshy projectile weapon!" she said in a dramatic heroic fashion pointing at the Porktail as the sun flashed in the background.
 

Fury Is Me.

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Then don't post that Yasha is confused. Just ask for a recap. Basically, all you need to know right now is that Porktail broke a Smash Ball that was inside of himself and just fired a massive ball of energy at the zoo from high in the sky, and is raining laser spam as well. His head is only barely attatched by the wires too.
 

Safe in the Dark

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Saber took note of the fact that the strange mechanized beast's head was hanging on by a few wires and a small remaining amount of support. Thinking quickly she leapt up and narrowly avoided the onslaught of bullets. "Time to make this count!" She shouted as Saber tossed the Aestus Estus at the wiring. She wasn't a lancer, or an archer but she had to try. After throwing her blade she got hit with some of the bullets in her carelessness and she grunted in pain, with several wounds about her person
 

Fury Is Me.

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Porky saw the sword coming and he was a sad panda. He couldn't move, lest he stop firing, which was not allowed. Underneath his breath, he again cursed GAME MECHANICS, as he fired frantically down to get a few more hits in. Aestus Estus severed at least 80% of the wiring keeping him connected to the rest of the body, but that was more than enough. Porky's main Pod tore the rest off with it's weight and he fell to the ground, narrowly dodging his own orb of death. The rest of Porktail, however, was not so lucky. Saber had stopped the onslaught of laser by having the rest of Porktail fall into the sphere of death, being disintegrated by it. Nice shot and quick thinking there, Saber. Porky's pod was nearly unmovable, but Porky tried to crawl off. However, it was too late for anyone to do anything, because the ball of death was here, and it eclipses even my voice with the resulting explosion, which will not break the zoo nor the motors flying it up. Oh oh, hey. Know what would be funny? What if I tell you all what the villain's main goal is and who he is, if you haven't figured it out. I think I will! The villian is trying to- *Boom*
 

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"Well best laid plans of blobbys and Airmen I suppose?" she said flippantly to Airman, as Saber destroyed the horror of the Porktail. Time to go She got back on the Grand Blobby and high tailed it right the hell out of the way as the sphere of unending pain came crashing down, as it made its escape it engulfed Airman and carried him out of the blast zone along with Eyebrows
 

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Airman saw the bullet spewing head fall down, and even then a number of large red blocks with P and some smaller blue blocks with some symbol on them came out of where it was. That was all well and good, but it seemed that the large explosion was still a thing that was going to happen.

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Anyone who can escape that blast through cover or any other ways, I highly recommend you act on that now
" Airman said, as he quickly turned to the edge of the stage and leapt off, hugging to the wall he fired up his turbines and made a large cyclone that supported him, allowing him to hover just below the stage while he hung onto an extended pipe for extra leverage.