The careers that are "evil"

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Tibike77

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ANY type of salespeople, regardless of what you're selling or how they're selling it.
Advertisers. Marketers. Publishers. Promoters.
CLERGY.
Bankers. Loansharks. Bookies. Whatever you call the pawn shop guys. Some other types of accountant-feel-like occupations. Almost anybody working for the IRS or similar organization.
Some types of lawyers, the more they get paid, the eviler they are likely to be.
Some type of human resource whatchamacallits. Corporate just about anythings if high enough on the organizational chart.
SUCCESSFUL politicians.
All types of "snake-oil" alternative medicine types, even if they actually believe in the junk they are preaching ("you know what alternative medicine that's been proved to work is called ? Just medicine.").
Street beggars, or better said, their pimp-like "supervisors". Most pimps. About half of the hookers. BAD porn actresses (seriously, such level bad acting IS EVIL ; even the good ones still suck, also figuratively, not just literally).
Mercenaries... I mean, umm, sorry, PMC employee.
Carnies.
Ah, shucks, just about anybody that has a job that is ONLY justified by the mere existence of a massive bureaucratic system.

Umm... I'd better stop now :p
 

Gurk

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The people that work at Centrelink...
Fellow Australians should understand.
 

LongAndShort

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Speaking as a banker myself I say fuck you all, you HAVE to trust us! Who else is going to handle large sums of you money? Huh? Who? That's right... you need us!

Muaaahaahahahaaha!
*runs off to rub bundles of hundred dollar notes over naked body*
 

BonsaiK

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I work in the music industry and I'd just like to say that I'm watching this thread with interest.
 

ConnorCool

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Satanic Priests? Such things exist I presume.
It's a persons morals, not the job that make them 'evil.' Although the "absolute power corrupts absolutely" quote is in definite effect here.
 

ConnorCool

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BonsaiK said:
I work in the music industry and I'd just like to say that I'm watching this thread with interest.
Yes, there are plenty of people in this industry that are less then friendly. I would put promoters near the top of the list, then reps who ask you to do things in insanely small time frames, for crap money.
 

LongAndShort

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Gurk said:
The people that work at Centrelink...
Fellow Australians should understand.
"What's that, didn't change your address with us? Well here's a large fine. What's that, didn't pay the fine? Well we'll have to suspend your license. What's that, you didn't know you'd been fined because you didn't receive it? Well you should've informed us of your new address."

I know what you're talking about.
 

The Madman

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You ever gotten a Parking ticket? Yeah, I used to have a job doing that... giving parking tickets that is. One person I knew delighted in the job and relished every chance she got to give a ticket... everyone else, myself included, tended to try and just give warning or be lenient on the light stuff since the laws of probability state that the instant you start writing a parking ticking is exactly when the owner of the vehicle will show up and start yelling at you.

Not worth the effort, pay wasn't good enough to put up with the sort of crap people spew to get out of paying a 40 dollar fine, never mind the bigger ones. Double parked across handicap stalls at a Hospital and one guy still gave me hell. Screw him, he deserved that ticket, I only wish I could have given him 2 tickets for taking up 2 stalls.

He ended up tearing the ticket in half and throwing it at me, spitting at me, then driving off. Still got fined of course, if getting rid of tickets was as easy as tearing them up it'd be one helluva flawed system, but the whole ordeal made me feel like shit for a week.

Eug. I may be poor and destitute now, a homeless bum begging for fresh laptop batteries from the wandering downtown masses before returning to my cardboard box to try and wipe the pain away through videogames and useless online chatter, but there's no way I'm going back to that job.
 

thahat

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saturn employee.
they keep tying to sell you crap antivirus packages XD
friggin norton XD, its a virus itsself i tell you!
 

LongAndShort

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wc alligator said:
Politicians, pimps, prostitutes, teachers.


deadman91 said:
Speaking as a banker myself I say fuck you all, you HAVE to trust us! Who else is going to handle large sums of you money? Huh? Who? That's right... you need us!

Muaaahaahahahaaha!
*runs off to rub bundles of hundred dollar notes over naked body*
You are 19 and you are a banker?
I'll admit, I'm just a mere bank teller. Considering it's us tellers who handle most personal (and small business) transactions, you have to trust us more than most 'higher' or 'executive' bankers.
 

Tiny116

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lewism247 said:
I've always had a thing against lawyers and bankers.
Well bankers have managed to fuck up our economy so yeah I'll go with that. (The Fat Cats anyways)
Taxi Drivers late on a saturday night....
 

LongAndShort

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wc alligator said:
deadman91 said:
wc alligator said:
Politicians, pimps, prostitutes, teachers.


deadman91 said:
Speaking as a banker myself I say fuck you all, you HAVE to trust us! Who else is going to handle large sums of you money? Huh? Who? That's right... you need us!

Muaaahaahahahaaha!
*runs off to rub bundles of hundred dollar notes over naked body*
You are 19 and you are a banker?
I'll admit, I'm just a mere bank teller. Considering it's us tellers who handle most personal (and small business) transactions, you have to trust us more than most 'higher' or 'executive' bankers.
Doesn't that still require a degree in finances? I've been told a career in banking usually requires you to start as a teller and crawl up the ladder.
Yes and no. Depends on what part of the bank you enter. Retail banking (that's your branches and active business banking) the bank often provides most of the training, and there are plenty of people who started high on the retail ladder immediately. I'm currently studying political economics at university and will probably leave the bank when I finish my degree. If you go into areas like financial planning and investment banking, higher education or high experience in the field is almost universally required.
 

ShadowsofHope

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Military recruiters, Military leaders, lawyers, religious fundamentalists (does that count?), Corporate C.E.O.'s, bankers, and any career in intimate relation with PETA.

That is all.
 

irani_che

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im studying to become a petroleum engineer,
basically, if you watched avatar, saw RDA mining on pandora and wished they would hire you,
you are one of us
 

Angerwing

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I'm a computer salesman, and I must say, we're all terrible people.

I've sold over $33,000 of stock in one weekend, because I'm fucking awesome.