Montreal, nuked? Well, I live in Brossard, which is right across the St. Lawrence river. I'd be pretty much fucked, all things considered, there isn't enough distance between it and me for the shockwave to not reach us, and certainly not enough for the rads to be unable to insta-Ghoul us to death.
If I did survive, even after a thorough decontamination, I'd vow never to give children to any woman, ever. I'd be too scared that my now-mutated sperm would give birth to something pathetically horrendous, like a kid born with his liver shifted outside of his chest cavity.
Captcha: Deronte l'Assis.
"Deronte the Seated"? That sounds like a half-assed Fantasy name à la Dark Souls, honestly.