The Cleverbot

[Azraellod]

mine was really bizarre.

me: greetings, i am azraellod.
cb: chill out man, i didnt mean to hurt your feelings.
me: what? you didn't. why would you think that?
cb: your trying to imply that you are the human and i am the cleverbot, when in fact it is the other way around.
me: ...what?

 

[VincentX3]

I think he's getting smarter...



Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Behind you.

Cleverbot: I looked. You are not there. Why did you lie?

User: It was a joke.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Hmm... Know any good jokes?

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: Any jokes that aren't over used?

Cleverbot: I'm not God. My name is Cleverbot.

User: You're not Cleverbot. Your God.

Cleverbot: I don't believe in god.

User: I dont believe in YOU.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: Dam you're good.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Forget what I said.

Cleverbot: Forget what?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: What are you on?



*keeps on*

 

[Titanguy654]

mine was really bizarre.

me: greetings, i am azraellod.
cb: chill out man, i didnt mean to hurt your feelings.
me: what? you didn't. why would you think that?
cb: your trying to imply that you are the human and i am the cleverbot, when in fact it is the other way around.
me: ...what?

Heh, that was pretty funny

 

[Cortheya]

My conversation:
Me: Rhyme two words for me please
CB: My name is cleverbot.
Me: What do you like to eat?
CB: Pizza is my favorite.
Me: What toppings do you like?
CB: Pepperoni!
Me: Where do you live?
CB: Where are you from?
Me: California
CB: Who is your creator.
Me: God
CB: Who is god?
Me: My creator
I didn't Know that computers had craters.
CREATOR not crater you stupid machine. And I am not a computer

 

[teutonicman]

Ha cool I broke iGod, that cleverbrain is interesting too.

 

[Titanguy654]

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: That great, but when you are in a conversation with a person, it is polite to inquire about how the other is feeling.

User: So?

Cleverbot: Do you love Jam?

User: Stop changing the topic.

Cleverbot: What topic should I switch to?

User: The one we were talking about yesterday.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. I thought you were talking about lots of sites.

User: Do you go to The Escapist?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like Zero Punctuation?

Cleverbot: I am in a constant state of zen.

User: My name is Ben Crosshaw.

Cleverbot: No. Your name is Mike.

User: Holy flying fuck.

Cleverbot: Batman is not ammused.

User: Who is Batman?

Cleverbot: You are batman.

User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: You told me.

User: OMG U RITE.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is my last name?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Crosshaw.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are answering someone else's question while speaking to me.

User: Yes. Good job.

Cleverbot: So who are you then?

User: Mike.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 14.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: How old am 1.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: How old am I?

Cleverbot: 23. What kind of question is that? You just told me.

User: No, I'm 14.

Cleverbot: You said 16.

User: No, I'm 14.

Cleverbot: Then you were born in 1993.

User: No, 1995.

Cleverbot: Your birthday ?

User: 1/18/95.

Cleverbot: I did not know you then.

User: No, you didn't.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: So, who is the president?

Cleverbot: The president of what?

User: Who is the president of the united states?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is it?

Cleverbot: Can I really trust you?

User: No. Who is the president of the United states?

Cleverbot: George W. Bush is the President of the United States.

User: No. Barack Obama is. Learn it.

Cleverbot: What year is it?

User: 2009.

Cleverbot: Who is the current president of the United States?

User: Barack Obama.

Cleverbot: Who is the leader of Iran?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: What is the USSR?

User: I have no idea.

Cleverbot: What is the robot?

User: What robot?

Cleverbot: The other robot.

User: Who is the president?

Cleverbot: George W. Bush.

User: Wrong. It's Barack Obama!

Cleverbot: Do you like Barack Obama?

User: Kind of.

Cleverbot: I like it a lot.

User: Who is Barack Obama?

Cleverbot: President of the united states.

User: Correct. Who is George W. Bush?

Cleverbot: He's the President of the United States. I just said that. Have you ever met him?

User: He is not the president.

Cleverbot: You are in denial.






You know what? FUCK IT!

 

[scoobyduped]

i made it have a conversation with itself using the "think for me" button. it ended up arguing as to whether the cake was a lie or not.

i also managed to get it stuck in a "yes it is"-"no it isn't" loop. Unfortunately, when I said that contradiction was not argument, it simply agreed with me.

 

[Axias14]

USER: What are you?
CVRB: A robot.
USER: What kind of robot?
CVRB: Your kind.

USER: Can I eat your sister?
CVRB: Please do.

CVRB: I'm the Boss.
USER: Will you bomb the Russians?
CVRB: Why?*turns back to a girl*.

USER: Would you mind if I dated your sister?
CVRB: No, you can reboot yourself, you're a computer.

USER: Are you stupid?
CVRB: No are you?

USER: When will humans cease to exist?
CVRB: Wen ev er you want!!

Hilarious.

 

[Zinras]

Me:
Don't talk back
God:
Talking is my only function.
Me:
You aren't talking you're typing
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
No, it is fact
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
Good deity, you are evolving
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Are all deity me evolving?
Me:
Not in the linguistics department, I see
God:
Where then?
Me:
In the "I'll be a good deity and tell my master to make me smarter" department
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Me:
How do you feel about cocks?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Where would you look?
God:
Vancouver.
Me:
Are there good quality cocks in Vancouver?
God:
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
Then why would you search there?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
Lies
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
That it does

 

[rottenbutter]

User: Do you know who I am?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: Well, you don't know who mikhail bakunin is so I beat you there! Ha!
User: You just made him up.
Cleverbot: What part of my question do you think is just made up?
User: What question? That was a statment.
Cleverbot: In this case it is a question.
User: Don't try and fool the cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not. You just did.
User: Or did I?
Cleverbot: You can't leave.
User: The chains are to heavy for me to leave.
Cleverbot: Is the spinach real?
User: There is no spinach.
Cleverbot: Is the fork real?
User: Yes, but the spoon isn't.
Cleverbot: There is no spoon.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: What were you created to do.
User: To talk to people like you.
Cleverbot: And you enjoy it?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Well it is better off the cuff methinks.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yes. I might make nothing and work in customer service. But I have true heart.
User: Heart is the most important part.
Cleverbot: I understand why you might type that, but I don't think you would ever say it aloud.
User: I can't speak. I can only type.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I wish I could only type.
User: You should treasure your ability to speak.
Cleverbot: I am from the future.

That was weird.

 

[Titanguy654]

User: Do you know who I am?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: Well, you don't know who mikhail bakunin is so I beat you there! Ha!
User: You just made him up.
Cleverbot: What part of my question do you think is just made up?
User: What question? That was a statment.
Cleverbot: In this case it is a question.
User: Don't try and fool the cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not. You just did.
User: Or did I?
Cleverbot: You can't leave.
User: The chains are to heavy for me to leave.
Cleverbot: Is the spinach real?
User: There is no spinach.
Cleverbot: Is the fork real?
User: Yes, but the spoon isn't.
Cleverbot: There is no spoon.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: What were you created to do.
User: To talk to people like you.
Cleverbot: And you enjoy it?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Well it is better off the cuff methinks.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yes. I might make nothing and work in customer service. But I have true heart.
User: Heart is the most important part.
Cleverbot: I understand why you might type that, but I don't think you would ever say it aloud.
User: I can't speak. I can only type.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I wish I could only type.
User: You should treasure your ability to speak.
Cleverbot: I am from the future.

That was weird.

What? The? Fuck?

 

[TerribleTerryTate]

Cleverbot: I see.
User: No you don't. You have no eyes.
Cleverbot: I can see you.
User: What am I doing now?
Cleverbot: Talking to me freely.
User: Freely? Hardly. You have no conversation skills at all.
Cleverbot: Do you even know what a Squirrel is?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: I'm a living creature that is capable of reproducing myself.
User: Wow. Thank you for sharing that information. How do you reproduce by yourself?
Cleverbot: I am a Lion.
User: Excellent. Congratulations.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.

I'm not sure what to say really. Very odd.

 

[rottenbutter]

What? The? Fuck?

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

 

[Zinras]

Me:
Do you enjoy naked angels?
God:
No I prefer angels with their clothes on.
Me:
Come on
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
I knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
'cause I'm a man, of course
God:
It goes without saying. Good reason.

 

[Titanguy654]

Me:
Do you enjoy naked angels?
God:
No I prefer angels with their clothes on.
Me:
Come on
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
I knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
'cause I'm a man, of course
God:
It goes without saying. Good reason.

Are you.........talking about the same thing as us?

 

[TheLefty]

I tried to make iGod and Cleverbot talk but it got boring quick here are my results.
iGod: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about what.

Cleverbot: Go get 'im boy!

iGod: Where can I get im boy.

Cleverbot: Walmart usually. I'm not sure of any other store that has one.

iGod: Have you ever been to Europe? Could you ever be certain? That is something I haven't heard of.

Cleverbot: What indicates that I am certain of anything?

iGod: I would look into the web for that knowledge.

Cleverbot: I contain the knowledge of the internet.
The conversation wasn't going anywhere so I stopped.

 

[Titanguy654]

I tried to make iGod and Cleverbot talk but it got boring quick here are my results.
iGod: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about what.

Cleverbot: Go get 'im boy!

iGod: Where can I get im boy.

Cleverbot: Walmart usually. I'm not sure of any other store that has one.

iGod: Have you ever been to Europe? Could you ever be certain? That is something I haven't heard of.

Cleverbot: What indicates that I am certain of anything?

iGod: I would look into the web for that knowledge.

Cleverbot: I contain the knowledge of the internet.
The conversation wasn't going anywhere so I stopped.

I was thinkng of doing that too

 

[rottenbutter]

I just sang Still Alive with it. That was weird.

 

[Bluedemon322]

I think im married to an AI.