The closest thing to a Zero Punctuation game is here. A kickass LittleBigPlanet level based on it.

[beethy]

The honest truth is that I'm just a little bored. Just like you are.. which is why we're both sitting behind our lonely shiny little computers talking to strangers on the internet.
This way we feel like we're actually socialising even though we're not.
I know you really want to assure me you have many many friends 'in real life'. But you really won't need to do that. To make you feel better about yourself I'll just say I believe you, friend.
Now lets make out.

In all fairness to me, it's 6:46 in the morning.
It's not like I have somewhere I could be.

I do feel better.
I think I'll go for a drink instead.
A manly drink.

I must know what this manly drink is since I have the utmost desire to become more manly.

 

[Tinblitz]

I must be one of the 'brain damaged' veiwers. I watched the entire video, didn't mute it and I liked it! (Apart from the whole racism thing, but you didn't mean it, so I won't destroy you.)

Haha holy shit man.. You're one of the few people who can actually tell I'm not serious with the whole racism thing. Good stuff.

Yep, I'm definately brain damaged... I spelt viewer with an 'E' before the 'I', "UuuuuuuuuuuuH!". Also, I worry because I neglected to mention your supposed child-molestation fantasies... what does that make me??

I believe that makes you a handsome and desirable gentleman, sir.

Er, yay?

 

[yeah_so_no]

I liked the level alot but your commentary was terrible. The whole perverted thing was okay but when you started on the racism I had to mute you. And you never ever say the N word unless your black, and you are not cool enough to be black.

Okay, forbidding anybody who isn't of a certain race from using a word, whether or not the word has been twisted out of its initial context into a racial epithet, is actually more racist than using the word itself.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...oh, wait. You were serious.

 

[Nincompoop]

I really did not like the video.

 

[beethy]

I really did not like the video.

Alright, calm down.. no need to get all emotional.

 

[Wargamer]

I liked the level alot but your commentary was terrible. The whole perverted thing was okay but when you started on the racism I had to mute you. And you never ever say the N word unless your black, and you are not cool enough to be black.

Okay, forbidding anybody who isn't of a certain race from using a word, whether or not the word has been twisted out of its initial context into a racial epithet, is actually more racist than using the word itself.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...oh, wait. You were serious.

My take on this is very, very simple; if ****** is offensive, it's offensive whoever uses it. Since certain groups of Blacks don't seem to mind using it, those groups shouldn't be offended when other 'racial groups' use it as well.

 

[Cuniculus]

The level looks good, but I had to mute it because of the annoying person talking in the background.

Which is why it is so close to a ZP game. LOL!!!!!!!

Yeah, except when I hear Yahtzee yelling and making jokes about the ethnicity of his choice it is witty, and funny, and original. The things this person said were purely for shock value, and were not funny, and not even original. The "ethnic cleansing" joke has been done a million times.

 

[Xorghul]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

The level looks really cool (wish LBP was on PC or something) but I would've rathered the commentary was on the actual level.

There's some commentary here and there.
After doing videos for around 80 levels you run out of things to say in certain sections of the level.
So I've been filling that up with all sorts of politically incorrect nonsense.
A lot of my viewers don't even own LBP and only watch it for the commentary. Hah.

Why talk at all?

 

[beethy]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

The level looks really cool (wish LBP was on PC or something) but I would've rathered the commentary was on the actual level.

There's some commentary here and there.
After doing videos for around 80 levels you run out of things to say in certain sections of the level.
So I've been filling that up with all sorts of politically incorrect nonsense.
A lot of my viewers don't even own LBP and only watch it for the commentary. Hah.

Why talk at all?

What is the meaning of life?

 

[Yooz]

That guy ruined it.

 

[Cuniculus]

Sounds like someone really wants Yahtzee's dick in their mouth.
I mean, you sound like you're trying to absolute best to pleasure him.
It's kind of gross but strangely arousing at the same time.

My point exactly. As you can see, nothing intelligent or even slightly clever.

 

[beethy]

Sounds like someone really wants Yahtzee's dick in their mouth.
I mean, you sound like you're trying to absolute best to pleasure him.
It's kind of gross but strangely arousing at the same time.

My point exactly. As you can see, nothing intelligent or even slightly clever.

Wait.
No, I can't be right about this can I?
Could it be?
You .. sir.
Are you..
Are you trying to hurt my feelings?

 

[yeah_so_no]

I liked the level alot but your commentary was terrible. The whole perverted thing was okay but when you started on the racism I had to mute you. And you never ever say the N word unless your black, and you are not cool enough to be black.

Okay, forbidding anybody who isn't of a certain race from using a word, whether or not the word has been twisted out of its initial context into a racial epithet, is actually more racist than using the word itself.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...oh, wait. You were serious.

My take on this is very, very simple; if ****** is offensive, it's offensive whoever uses it. Since certain groups of Blacks don't seem to mind using it, those groups shouldn't be offended when other 'racial groups' use it as well.

Do some research on "reclaiming." And also recognize that all situations are not, in fact, equal.

To put it another way: it's ok for you to call your little sister ugly, but when someone else does it, them's fightin' words. It's the same thing with racial slurs, in a way.

My gay male friends can call each other 'fag', as a straight person, because of the history of the word and the weight it has against gay men, and the hateful way it's been and continues to be used and the implicit threat and Othering (basically, "you are Not Like Me and are inferior/a deviation) with it, can not. Likewise, being Black, if my little brother was feeling brave, he could call me the n-word, and would at most get a "...Have finally lost what's left of your mind?" and rolled eyes (and for the record, I don't call anyone "******" because I don't like the word, or use it aside from academic discussions of it), but if one of my white friends called me that, I would be horrified and stunned, and we would no longer be friends. Why? Because there is no implicit threat behind my little brother saying it as there is when a White person does. I would not be afraid if my little brother said it, whereas I would if a White person did because of this pesky "connotation" thing.

The n-word has a long history of racial hatred and threat behind it. A White person saying it will cause a much more visceral and threatened reaction than another Black person saying it precisely because of that history--a White person saying it invokes nothing but a feeling of being hated and looked down upon for being a Black person, along with the implicit threat of "this person may wish to do me harm because I am Black." It is a word that, because of its history of being used by Whites when they demean Blacks, threaten Blacks, and lynch Blacks, and used to show Blacks are subhuman and inferior to them, has a much, MUCH different connotation based on the race of the person using it. Like it or not, that is how it is.

It's like if you call a woman ***** and then call another man *****--the connotations are completely different. Same word, radically different connotations, and the reactions are not going to be the same because it will mean something radically different to the person being called it. If we are the same race, you can not be insulting me, belittling me, Othering me, and implying I am inherently inferior because of my race, precisely because we ARE the same race--it's nullified.

Ignoring the history of the word, how it's used, how it has been used (one word: LYNCHING, and lynching is still a powerful image in the consciousness of all Black Americans because they WERE so recent--there was a case about ten years ago in Texas of a Black man being dragged to death by racists Whites in Texas, and the last "lynching" as most people imagine it was in the late 70s) and even how White people using it will be perceived--as racist, ignorant, and hateful--and blanketly claiming that saying someone can't use the word is somehow more racist than using it is naive and simplistc at best.

You can not wipe away and ignore hundreds of years of a terrible history because the ramifications upset your delicate sensibilities and ideas of fair. You can argue that is how things should be, but it is not, I'm afraid, how things are in reality, where "fair" and "simple takes" rarely, if ever, actually apply.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

For what it's worth, I muted you around the "doing sexual things to children" part.

You're offended by that? That's unusual.

No, that's very usual.

It's unusual on 4Chan

But this isn't 4chan, that's like me saying it's not unusual in Soviet Russia.

 

[Uncompetative]

Well that was toxic.

 

[Halfbreed13]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

For what it's worth, I muted you around the "doing sexual things to children" part.

You're offended by that? That's unusual.

No, that's very usual.

It's unusual on 4Chan

But this isn't 4chan, that's like me saying it's not unusual in Soviet Russia.

He's a /b/tard, hence he would find common sense unusual.

 

[Reg0]

Rolling commentary of a house hermit

 

[Izerous]

Wow you need to stop talking so much you mindless stupid ramblings really don't add anything to the to the video. No wonder so many people mute you. If you want to do a review do a review and maybe people will start listening to you. Most of your stuff isn't even funny.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

For what it's worth, I muted you around the "doing sexual things to children" part.

You're offended by that? That's unusual.

No, that's very usual.

It's unusual on 4Chan

But this isn't 4chan, that's like me saying it's not unusual in Soviet Russia.

He's a /b/tard, hence he would find common sense unusual.

Ohh, now it makes sense. Eugh, we need to find out how they find their way here and stop them.