The closest thing to a Zero Punctuation game is here. A kickass LittleBigPlanet level based on it.

[JimmieDean]

Your voice is more annoying than what you were actually saying.

the level looked neat.

 

[JimmieDean]

Okay so at first with the video I just thought you had a really annoying voice and were to bored to stop talking... I didn't realize you were actually trying to make jokes.

Reading through this thread though I've realized you ARE actually trying to be funny. You just have no concept of what that means... you say "crass sense of humor" or whatever you like to say you have.. but really its no sense of humor. You haven't said one funny thing this whole thread. Give it up man.

At the least I can't hear your voice on this site.. so its marginally less annoying.

 

[NeoDeath90]

It was cute, but it made yahtzee cry. That was just going too far.

 

[curlycrouton]

Your commentary consisted of "LOL SO RANDUM XD" bullshit. I didn't mute you for being offensive, I muted you because you sounded autistic and yammered on and on when you clearly had nothing to say.

That's not funny man, my brother died that way

Autism isn't fatal. I hope you were being sarcastic, or you've just made yourself look like a fool, and a fool who likes to play the pity card. And if you were being sarcastic, then it wasn't funny. Nice one.

The review, well it was boring, sometimes even annoying, to watch. Your asinine yammering took any life that there was in the review and replaced it with disturbing comments. Also, the image quality was poor, and I had absolutely no idea what you were talking about.

 

[Halfbreed13]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

For what it's worth, I muted you around the "doing sexual things to children" part.

You're offended by that? That's unusual.

No, that's very usual.

It's unusual on 4Chan

But this isn't 4chan, that's like me saying it's not unusual in Soviet Russia.

He's a /b/tard, hence he would find common sense unusual.

Ohh, now it makes sense. Eugh, we need to find out how they find their way here and stop them.

I will get the barbed wire.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

For what it's worth, I muted you around the "doing sexual things to children" part.

You're offended by that? That's unusual.

No, that's very usual.

It's unusual on 4Chan

But this isn't 4chan, that's like me saying it's not unusual in Soviet Russia.

He's a /b/tard, hence he would find common sense unusual.

Ohh, now it makes sense. Eugh, we need to find out how they find their way here and stop them.

I will get the barbed wire.

Excellent. Tell the boys to set up machine guns there, there and there.

 

[Halfbreed13]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

For what it's worth, I muted you around the "doing sexual things to children" part.

You're offended by that? That's unusual.

No, that's very usual.

It's unusual on 4Chan

But this isn't 4chan, that's like me saying it's not unusual in Soviet Russia.

He's a /b/tard, hence he would find common sense unusual.

Ohh, now it makes sense. Eugh, we need to find out how they find their way here and stop them.

I will get the barbed wire.

Excellent. Tell the boys to set up machine guns there, there and there.

Sir yessir!

I would use Napalm, but something tells me they would be immune to anything a normal human would die from O.O

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

For what it's worth, I muted you around the "doing sexual things to children" part.

You're offended by that? That's unusual.

No, that's very usual.

It's unusual on 4Chan

But this isn't 4chan, that's like me saying it's not unusual in Soviet Russia.

He's a /b/tard, hence he would find common sense unusual.

Ohh, now it makes sense. Eugh, we need to find out how they find their way here and stop them.

I will get the barbed wire.

Excellent. Tell the boys to set up machine guns there, there and there.

Sir yessir!

I would use Napalm, but something tells me they would be immune to anything a normal human would die from O.O

Yeah, they'd probably just inhale it.

 

[Tinblitz]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

For what it's worth, I muted you around the "doing sexual things to children" part.

You're offended by that? That's unusual.

No, that's very usual.

It's unusual on 4Chan

But this isn't 4chan, that's like me saying it's not unusual in Soviet Russia.

He's a /b/tard, hence he would find common sense unusual.

Ohh, now it makes sense. Eugh, we need to find out how they find their way here and stop them.

I will get the barbed wire.

Excellent. Tell the boys to set up machine guns there, there and there.

Sir yessir!

I would use Napalm, but something tells me they would be immune to anything a normal human would die from O.O

Yeah, they'd probably just inhale it.

Then what makes you think barbed wire and hot lead would work? Use the naplam, fire kills everything!

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

For what it's worth, I muted you around the "doing sexual things to children" part.

You're offended by that? That's unusual.

No, that's very usual.

It's unusual on 4Chan

But this isn't 4chan, that's like me saying it's not unusual in Soviet Russia.

He's a /b/tard, hence he would find common sense unusual.

Ohh, now it makes sense. Eugh, we need to find out how they find their way here and stop them.

I will get the barbed wire.

Excellent. Tell the boys to set up machine guns there, there and there.

Sir yessir!

I would use Napalm, but something tells me they would be immune to anything a normal human would die from O.O

Yeah, they'd probably just inhale it.

Then what makes you think barbed wire and hot lead would work? Use the naplam, fire kills everything!

...good point. Warm up the jets.

 

[Tinblitz]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

For what it's worth, I muted you around the "doing sexual things to children" part.

You're offended by that? That's unusual.

No, that's very usual.

It's unusual on 4Chan

But this isn't 4chan, that's like me saying it's not unusual in Soviet Russia.

He's a /b/tard, hence he would find common sense unusual.

Ohh, now it makes sense. Eugh, we need to find out how they find their way here and stop them.

I will get the barbed wire.

Excellent. Tell the boys to set up machine guns there, there and there.

Sir yessir!

I would use Napalm, but something tells me they would be immune to anything a normal human would die from O.O

Yeah, they'd probably just inhale it.

Then what makes you think barbed wire and hot lead would work? Use the naplam, fire kills everything!

...good point. Warm up the jets.

Now, where's me Zippo? (What's a /b/tard anyways?)

 

[Carnagath]

(What's a /b/tard anyways?)

Internet cancer.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

For what it's worth, I muted you around the "doing sexual things to children" part.

You're offended by that? That's unusual.

No, that's very usual.

It's unusual on 4Chan

But this isn't 4chan, that's like me saying it's not unusual in Soviet Russia.

He's a /b/tard, hence he would find common sense unusual.

Ohh, now it makes sense. Eugh, we need to find out how they find their way here and stop them.

I will get the barbed wire.

Excellent. Tell the boys to set up machine guns there, there and there.

Sir yessir!

I would use Napalm, but something tells me they would be immune to anything a normal human would die from O.O

Yeah, they'd probably just inhale it.

Then what makes you think barbed wire and hot lead would work? Use the naplam, fire kills everything!

...good point. Warm up the jets.

Now, where's me Zippo? (What's a /b/tard anyways?)

/b/ is a board on 4chan where basically anything goes.

 

[Aris Katsaris]

My take on this is very, very simple; if ****** is offensive, it's offensive whoever uses it.

Really? Let's see how well your logic holds in other situations.

So if I let my hypothetical wife address me as "darling", does that mean I must not be offended if you call me such?
Or for that matter, if Michelle Obama calls her husband "my love", does that mean that every reporter in the Press Room is similarly allowed to address the President with that?
Or if I call my (again hypothetical) adult daughter "princess", does that mean she wouldn't have a right to be offended if her coworkers started calling her that as well?

Here's my own take on this:
You only get to call me "darling" if you're in a romantic relationship with me.
Better address Obama as "Mr President" even if his wife would call him with a more tender name.
Parents/grandparents are allowed to call their daughters/granddaughters "princess". Nobody else is.
And if you aren't black, don't casually use the word "******". Except in talking about how it oughtn't be used.

 

[Carnagath]

/b/ is a board on 4chan where basically anything goes.

It's what happens when you put together 15 year old script kiddies, 30 year old virgins and 50 year old pedophiles and let them post on a board anonymously and without moderation.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

Looks awesome. I wish I had LBP now.

 

[Snow White Tan]

I personally liked the commentary. At first I was just waiting for the rambling to stop and actual comments about the level to start, but even when that failed to happen, I still enjoyed the punching-political-correctness-in-the-face part of it.

It tickled my funny-bone.

 

[thisguyfromthere]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

For what it's worth, I muted you around the "doing sexual things to children" part.

You're offended by that? That's unusual.

No, that's very usual.

It's unusual on 4Chan

But this isn't 4chan, that's like me saying it's not unusual in Soviet Russia.

He's a /b/tard, hence he would find common sense unusual.

Ohh, now it makes sense. Eugh, we need to find out how they find their way here and stop them.

I will get the barbed wire.

Excellent. Tell the boys to set up machine guns there, there and there.

Sir yessir!

I would use Napalm, but something tells me they would be immune to anything a normal human would die from O.O

Yeah, they'd probably just inhale it.

Then what makes you think barbed wire and hot lead would work? Use the naplam, fire kills everything!

...good point. Warm up the jets.

Now, where's me Zippo? (What's a /b/tard anyways?)

Oh boy! Time to (not) kill some people (we don't even know that well) on the Internet! Shall I get the hypothetical missiles?

 

[TaborMallory]

Is this really what LBP is all about? Is there any more than that to this game?
If not, why all the hype? It looks like a really poor platformer.

EDIT: Nevermind, I just saw some of the possible gimmicks and puzzles this game might present.
Now it looks like an average platformer.

EDIT 2: Nevermind again. This game really looks amazing, no sarcasm. I'm impressed by some of the things this game can present, particularly the Suicide Factory levels I'm watching right now.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

I'm the guy.. Hahaha. Been doing all my LBP videos like that. Some mute me instantly, and a select group of mentally challenged people become my fans.
Such is life.

For what it's worth, I muted you around the "doing sexual things to children" part.

You're offended by that? That's unusual.

No, that's very usual.

It's unusual on 4Chan

But this isn't 4chan, that's like me saying it's not unusual in Soviet Russia.

He's a /b/tard, hence he would find common sense unusual.

Ohh, now it makes sense. Eugh, we need to find out how they find their way here and stop them.

I will get the barbed wire.

Excellent. Tell the boys to set up machine guns there, there and there.

Sir yessir!

I would use Napalm, but something tells me they would be immune to anything a normal human would die from O.O

Yeah, they'd probably just inhale it.

Then what makes you think barbed wire and hot lead would work? Use the naplam, fire kills everything!

...good point. Warm up the jets.

Now, where's me Zippo? (What's a /b/tard anyways?)

Oh boy! Time to (not) kill some people (we don't even know that well) on the Internet! Shall I get the hypothetical missiles?

Yes you shall. And stow away that awareness of reality, soldier!