The cookie.

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Lazy Kitty

Evil
May 1, 2009
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*I'm being immune to that epic thing you just said.
Cookie remains mine.
I hide the cookie in an underground labyrinth in which you have to follow Ronoroa Zoro due to mystic forces you can't escape from.*
 

Omegatronacles

Guardian Of Forever
Oct 15, 2009
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I use my godlike powers to reset the game.

I launch a fireworks display to distract you all. I take the cookie and run.
 

Fury Is Me.

Oh, Tasty Tasty.
Feb 20, 2010
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You're runnin right towards me and you're looking back. "FALLCOOON PAAAAWWWNCH!"
I have the cookie.
 

Lazy Kitty

Evil
May 1, 2009
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I teleport the cookie in an underground labyrinth in which you have to follow Ronoroa Zoro due to mystic forces you can't escape from.
 

Omegatronacles

Guardian Of Forever
Oct 15, 2009
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I pay the minotaur at the cetre of the labyrinth to steal the cookie and deliver it to me. Go go gadget skates!
 

Lazy Kitty

Evil
May 1, 2009
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Unfortunately the minotaur doesn't know the way inside the labyrinth (otherwise he wouldn't still be there).
You get caught by the aforementioned inescapable mystic powers which cause you to follow Ronoroa Zoro into the labyrinth.
 

Omegatronacles

Guardian Of Forever
Oct 15, 2009
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Unfortunately for you I'm immune to anime that doesn't have giant robots in it.

I use my Arm Slave Mech to blow open the labyrinth, and steal the cookie.
 

Lazy Kitty

Evil
May 1, 2009
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I admit the using my powers as a god and suddenly spawn a couple of Gundams, Knighmares and an army of boomers (for Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040, not from l4d)to take my cookie back.
 

Lazy Kitty

Evil
May 1, 2009
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Unfortunately it doesn't work due to my lack of a conscience and any other weaknesses you mere mortals have, like emotions.
I take the cookie and eat it.
 

Fury Is Me.

Oh, Tasty Tasty.
Feb 20, 2010
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You're still alive and made of flesh, so I blow your head up with a hunting rifle.
I have the bloody cookie with grey matter bits all over it.
 

Lazy Kitty

Evil
May 1, 2009
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My body suddenly starts burning because you have set me free.
You have doomed the world in your greed to get a cookie.

P.S. I send a horde of zombies to bring me back the cookie.
They'll easily find it due to all the bloody bits of gray matter on it.
 

Omegatronacles

Guardian Of Forever
Oct 15, 2009
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But he doesn't have the cookie. I kicked him in the shins and took it. Now I have the cookie. I fly to another world, thus avoiding the doom of the first one.
 

Dr.Susse

Lv.1 NPC
Apr 17, 2009
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You flew to the world of Suess, Big mistake! My armies of clever rhymes, Cat's with various clothing and who's attack claiming the cookie.
 

Lazy Kitty

Evil
May 1, 2009
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You explode because you came near the cookie. ninja'd me.
The cookie teleports to me and the doom spreads to all worlds and dimensions.
 

Omegatronacles

Guardian Of Forever
Oct 15, 2009
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Yeah, it kinda died. Ima just let this one atrophy I think.

But not before I kick you in the kneecap and steal the cookie.