The corrupt a wish foundation

[martin's a madman]

Granted. But you'll have to get it out of the deep frier by yourself.

Bulletproof... I wish I was

Hahahaha, you made me laugh!

This thread is going to take off...Shouldn't it be in Role-playing?

Granted, but it's a Zimbarbwe dollar.

I wish i could fly

Granted, but your arms are replaced with wings.


I wish I was a real boy.

 

[ShakyFt Slasher]

Granted but you can only fly completely vertically.
I wish I could play Skyrim NOW!

 

[The Funslinger]

Edit: Ninja'd. Okay, but you get sucked into it, your relationships with friends and family erode and you starve to death!

I want a holodeck.

 

[Urazel]

"I wish I could change reality and fantasy at will without limitations and travel between different realities and fantasies."
Granted but you are unaware that you have this ability and how to use it.

"I wish for a kitten"
Granted, you have a giant man-eating kitten intent on devouring you whole.

I wish the new X-Com game actually was an X-Com game.

 

[Qitz]

Granted but you can only fly completely vertically.
I wish I could play Skyrim NOW!

GRANTED! But it's on an Apple 2. Have fun with that.

I wish I could shoot lightning.

 

[gabe12301]

Granted. But you'll have to get it out of the deep frier by yourself.

Bulletproof... I wish I was

Hahahaha, you made me laugh!

This thread is going to take off...Shouldn't it be in Role-playing?

Granted, but it's a Zimbarbwe dollar.

I wish i could fly

Granted, but your arms are replaced with wings.


I wish I was a real boy.

granted choose your color

I wish For a diamond block

 

[ratman995]

Wish granted but you occasionally stand on half on it and lose an arm
I wish that people would stop taking Yahtzee seriously

 

[Vandenberg1]

Granted. But you'll have to get it out of the deep frier by yourself.

Bulletproof... I wish I was

Hahahaha, you made me laugh!

This thread is going to take off...Shouldn't it be in Role-playing?

Granted, but it's a Zimbarbwe dollar.

I wish i could fly

Granted, but your arms are replaced with wings.


I wish I was a real boy.

Granted Your Hilary Swank

I wish I was a Marine

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Granted, but you're kidnapped and tortured to death within five minutes. And you don't even hold a gun.

I wish i could have great sex, no strings attached, with any woman i wanted at any time.

 

[Chefodeath]

Granted. But you'll have to get it out of the deep frier by yourself.

Bulletproof... I wish I was

Hahahaha, you made me laugh!

This thread is going to take off...Shouldn't it be in Role-playing?

Granted, but it's a Zimbarbwe dollar.

I wish i could fly

Granted, but your arms are replaced with wings.


I wish I was a real boy.

Granted, but now everyone else is a puppet.

I wish I knew everything.

 

[dancinginfernal]

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Granted. Monopoly Dolla.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Canid117]

Granted. But you'll have to get it out of the deep frier by yourself.

Bulletproof... I wish I was

Hahahaha, you made me laugh!

This thread is going to take off...Shouldn't it be in Role-playing?

Granted, but it's a Zimbarbwe dollar.

I wish i could fly

Granted, but your arms are replaced with wings.


I wish I was a real boy.

Granted but now you have syphilis. I wish my old dog never died.

 

[Urazel]

I wish I knew everything.

Granted, there is no need to corrupt this wish any further, just granting it is cruel enough.

Edit:
I wish my best friend has a good life.

 

[alfawx]

Granted, but it's gonna go all "Monkey's Paw" on you. I wish that I could play every instrument EVAR.

 

[Chefodeath]

Granted. But you'll have to get it out of the deep frier by yourself.

Bulletproof... I wish I was

Hahahaha, you made me laugh!

This thread is going to take off...Shouldn't it be in Role-playing?

Granted, but it's a Zimbarbwe dollar.

I wish i could fly

Granted, but your arms are replaced with wings.


I wish I was a real boy.

Granted but now you have syphilis. I wish my old dog never died.

Granted. He got turned into a Zombie and ripped your nuts off.

 

[Chefodeath]

I wish I knew everything.

Granted, there is no need to corrupt this wish any further, just granting it is cruel enough.

Edit:
I wish my best friend has a good life.

Granted. Things really picked up for him when he stole your girlfriend.

I wish I could teleport

 

[Uber Evil]

I wish my old dog never died.

Granted, but it still aged to the point where it would be better off dead.
OT: I wish I had a goddamn girlfriend, that meets the specifications I want in one. And I want it to last.

 

[Zyst]

I wish I knew everything.

Granted, there is no need to corrupt this wish any further, just granting it is cruel enough.

Edit:
I wish my best friend has a good life.

Granted. Things really picked up for him when he stole your girlfriend.

I wish I could teleport

Granted. But you can only teleport to Antarctica.

I wish I could materialize money.

"OT: I wish I had a goddamn girlfriend, that meets the specifications I want in one. And I want it to last."

Granted, but she hates you and will make your life a living hell.

 

[run_forrest_run]

Granted, but it's gonna go all "Monkey's Paw" on you. I wish that I could play every instrument EVAR.

Granted, but you're mediocre at playing every one of them. I wish I was the leader of a securitron army.

 

[Chefodeath]

Granted, but it's gonna go all "Monkey's Paw" on you. I wish that I could play every instrument EVAR.

Granted. You now hate music.