The corrupt a wish foundation

[martin's a madman]

(for Heath Ledger) Granted, but he's in the new Twilight.


I wish I had a golden wrench.

 

[WalrusPowers]

Granted, but it's gonna go all "Monkey's Paw" on you. I wish that I could play every instrument EVAR.

Granted. But you live out your entire life wishing you could sing.

I wish I DnF wasn't shit.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted, but, on a whim, HL2 Episode 3 is cancelled by Valve and the HL series is discontinued.

Valve become god-tier trolls in the process.

I wish for a tamed creeper that doesn't have gunpowder for blood.

 

[Uber Evil]

I wish that my wish can in no way be corrupted.

You just ended the universe, because that was like dividing by 0. Good job, asshole.

I wish for a million un-corruptable wishes. Can I do that?

Same with you, you damn dirty ape.

 

[darksakul]

Granted: but as backlash the guy who post below you comes to your home daily to beat you like a red headed step child. [edit] you cheated [/edit]

I wish Firefly had a second season.

Granted but Nathan Fillion is not in the show.
Part of Capt Mal is now played by Keanu Reeves

I wish to set the Genie Free (Watch Disney's Aladdin)

Granted. He's a serial rapist.

I wish Heath Ledger was still alive.

Sadly I can live with that, I was actually expecting a much more dire backlash for example taking the Genie's place in the lamp as the new Genie, being traped in for months, years, even thousands of years till some filthy street trash decided the old lamp can use a polish.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

I wish that my wish can in no way be corrupted.

You just ended the universe, because that was like dividing by 0. Good job, asshole.

I wish for a million un-corruptable wishes. Can I do that?

Same with you, you damn dirty ape.

"You filthy unwashed plebian" is a better description of me. I edited my wish, by the way. I realized at least one of you would eviscerate me for that.

 

[KefkaCultist]

Granted, but it's gonna go all "Monkey's Paw" on you. I wish that I could play every instrument EVAR.

Granted. But you live out your entire life wishing you could sing.

I wish I DnF wasn't shit.

Granted, but it takes at least another 14 years to come out.

I wish I had enough money to afford whatever I want forever.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted, but it's gonna go all "Monkey's Paw" on you. I wish that I could play every instrument EVAR.

Granted. But you live out your entire life wishing you could sing.

I wish I DnF wasn't shit.

Granted, but it takes at least another 14 years to come out.

I wish I had enough money to afford whatever I want forever.

Granted, but you can only use these wanted things for 2 seconds before they evaporate.

 

[Uber Evil]

Granted, but it's gonna go all "Monkey's Paw" on you. I wish that I could play every instrument EVAR.

Granted. But you live out your entire life wishing you could sing.

I wish I DnF wasn't shit.

Granted, but it takes at least another 14 years to come out.

I wish I had enough money to afford whatever I want forever.

Granted, but it is in monopoly money at the exchange rate of the American Dollar(So it would be enough money to afford things in America if it were in American Dollars, but it is Monopoly Money.)
OR
You single handedly destroy the economy, so all the money you have is worthless.

I wish for a tamed creeper that doesn't have gunpowder for blood.

It eats your house instead, and shits lava.

 

[WalrusPowers]

Granted, but it's gonna go all "Monkey's Paw" on you. I wish that I could play every instrument EVAR.

Granted. But you live out your entire life wishing you could sing.

I wish I DnF wasn't shit.

Granted, but it takes at least another 14 years to come out.

I wish I had enough money to afford whatever I want forever.

Granted, but the unfathomable greed of human lust sees that that amount of money is so large that it condenses the earth under it's weight.

I wish I was the leader of a cult.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted, but it's gonna go all "Monkey's Paw" on you. I wish that I could play every instrument EVAR.

Granted. But you live out your entire life wishing you could sing.

I wish I DnF wasn't shit.

Granted, but it takes at least another 14 years to come out.

I wish I had enough money to afford whatever I want forever.

Granted, but the unfathomable greed of human lust sees that that amount of money is so large that it condenses the earth under it's weight.

I wish I was the leader of a cult.

Granted. It's the Westboro Baptist Church...have fun. >

I wish to become a Super Saiyan.

 

[DasDestroyer]

Granted, but it's gonna go all "Monkey's Paw" on you. I wish that I could play every instrument EVAR.

Granted. But you live out your entire life wishing you could sing.

I wish I DnF wasn't shit.

Granted, but it takes at least another 14 years to come out.

I wish I had enough money to afford whatever I want forever.

Granted, but the unfathomable greed of human lust sees that that amount of money is so large that it condenses the earth under it's weight.

I wish I was the leader of a cult.

Granted. Your cult believes that the only path to salvation is to inflict as much torture upon you as possible.

I wish my internet was faster.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted, but it's gonna go all "Monkey's Paw" on you. I wish that I could play every instrument EVAR.

Granted. But you live out your entire life wishing you could sing.

I wish I DnF wasn't shit.

Granted, but it takes at least another 14 years to come out.

I wish I had enough money to afford whatever I want forever.

Granted, but the unfathomable greed of human lust sees that that amount of money is so large that it condenses the earth under it's weight.

I wish I was the leader of a cult.

Granted. Your cult believes that the only path to salvation is to inflict as much torture upon you as possible.

I wish my internet was faster.

Granted, but every page appears in plain text, you can no longer download or upload, and your streaming speeds are cut to 10% of their former speed.

 

[WalrusPowers]

Granted, but it's gonna go all "Monkey's Paw" on you. I wish that I could play every instrument EVAR.

Granted. But you live out your entire life wishing you could sing.

I wish I DnF wasn't shit.

Granted, but it takes at least another 14 years to come out.

I wish I had enough money to afford whatever I want forever.

Granted, but the unfathomable greed of human lust sees that that amount of money is so large that it condenses the earth under it's weight.

I wish I was the leader of a cult.

Granted. Your cult believes that the only path to salvation is to inflict as much torture upon you as possible.

I wish my internet was faster.

Granted. Your modem grows legs and runs our the front door and into the distance.

 

[Qitz]

Granted. It's the Westboro Baptist Church...have fun. >

I wish to become a Super Saiyan.

Granted! But your one of the weak ones Freeza destroys.

I wish I could explode as many times as I wanted.

 

[DasDestroyer]

Granted. Your modem grows legs and runs our the front door and into the distance.

Ooh, that's a good one!

The mafia buys you the fastest Internet they can, but you're now forced to buy weapons from Ebay.

I wish Bob Chipman understood the value of old-school shooters.

Granted, Bob Chipman now understands how much old-school shooters cost.

I wish I had a wish.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Granted but you will be sacrificed at an altar.

I wish I lived in England.

 

[Qitz]

Granted but you will sacrificed at an altar.

I wish I lived in England.

Granted! You now have the black plague.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Granted. It's the Westboro Baptist Church...have fun. >

I wish to become a Super Saiyan.

Granted! But your one of the weak ones Freeza destroys.

I wish I could explode as many times as I wanted.

Bolded parts made me go "wat". Freeza never did manage to kill any Super Saiyan. None of Vegeta's inhabitants were able to go super, not even Bardock.

Also, granted. But you frequently explode at random as well.

I wish for a new R-Type game, which is hailed as the best in the series.