The "Describe a movie in one boring sentence" Game

[Nurb]

Independence Day: Aliens learn importance of keeping anti-virus software up to date.

 

[Deleric]

Any slasher movie in existance: If you hear strange noises outside, have sex.

Saving Private Ryan: They save Private Ryan.

 

[scnj]

28 Days Later - Guy wakes up, has bad day
300 - Gay white men fight gay black men
2001: A Space Odyssey - Man experiences computer error
Avatar - Cripple goes on walkabout
Cloverfield - Party goes wrong
Dawn Of The Dead - Day at the mall goes awry
Die Hard - Cop visits his wife at work
Jaws - Four men go on a boat trip
Kill Bill - Ex-boyfriend objects to wedding
The Matrix - Hacker discovers awesome MMO
Moon - Labour contract gets extended
Saw - Doctor has interesting bathroom experience
Star Wars Episode IV - Farmer grows up
Star Wars Episode V - Former farmer has daddy issues
Star Wars Episode VI - Former farmer resolves daddy issues
Starship Troopers - Marines bait PETA
WALL-E - Nobody recycles

 

[hotacidbath]

Apocalypse Now: Man goes up river, has the worst boat ride ever.

Hahahahaha.

Memento: Forgetful guy gets tattoos.
Soylent Green: Who knew people were so delicious?
Blue Velvet: Pabst Blue Ribbon advertisement.
Primer: Because you don't feel stupid enough yet. Also known as: What is this I don't even...

 

[rsvp42]

The Incredibles - A man is bored with his life, but then things work out. In spandex.
The Hurt Locker - A soldier defuses some bombs, goes home, then goes back to defuse more bombs.
Book of Eli - A dusty guy saves a dusty book.
The Day After Tomorrow - Inclement weather messes up everyone's week.

 

[Neurowaste]

Saving Private Ryan: We did all this for one guy? everybody dies for one guy? really?
Black Hawk Down: Black Hawks...fall down.
Jarhead: I'm bored...fap time.
I am legend: Why does nobody love me?suddenly women.
Stan Helsing: Look at me suck!
Twilight: Always
I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony harmony oh love!
Monty python: Bunch of Brits make jokes nobody laughs at. Movie is over.
Rambo: rambo makes things go BOOM and SPLAT.

 

[sheic99]

Inglourious Basterds: People kill Nazis

Alternatively, people watch a movie.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: Two people spend a week in Vegas.
The Warriors: A couple of teens walk home.
Evil Dead: Teens enjoy mountain retreat.
Dr. Strangelove: A diplomatic meeting.
The Lost Boys: Two young people move to California.

 

[Varanfan9]

Godzilla-a lizard scares some people

 

[Nitpicker of the Wastes]

Wall-E: An iPod dates a garbage compactor.

 

[Indecizion]

rofl i can do you one better a movie in three words
Doom : WORST IDEA EVER
the end lol
and there are some really good ones here

 

[Fraught]

V For Vendetta: 5th of November celebrated by English government by blowing up abandoned buildings.

Woah, have you even SEEN the film?

 

[Nurb]

Avatar: Study of xenophilia goes awry

Shaun of the dead: Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil. Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

 

[Riobux]

V For Vendetta: 5th of November celebrated by English government by blowing up abandoned buildings.

Woah, have you even SEEN the film?

You've seen the ending I'm presuming where they gather together, houses of parliament get blown up and they complete it with fireworks.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

Transformers movie: YOU GOT THE TOUCH, YOU GOT THE POWER!

 

[Baldry]

Spongebob squarepants movie: Sponge and starfish meet David Hasselhoff

Zombieland: Americans think fairgrounds are safe from zombie...Idiots

Anchorman: I love lamp.

 

[CyanLink]

Shaun of the dead: Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil. Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

Brilliant.

The Fifth Element: Grammatically challenged space chick and Taxi Driver go to Opera.

 

[Fraught]

V For Vendetta: 5th of November celebrated by English government by blowing up abandoned buildings.

Woah, have you even SEEN the film?

You've seen the ending I'm presuming where they gather together, houses of parliament get blown up and they complete it with fireworks.

For starters, you said the English government celebrates. They don't celebrate shit, their fucking house gets blown up. And second, the house of Parliament is by no means abandoned.

 

[Baldry]

Shaun of the dead: Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil. Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

haha Epic win. I sir will shake your hand...later

 

[hittite]

Casablanca- Bartender meets ex-girlfriend.

OR

Ostensibly straight man has "beautiful friendship" with French guy

 

[Sir Kemper]

Shaun of the Dead: A Bunch of people get a headcold. A fat guys scratches his junk.

All quite on the westernfront: Some german soldiers do some stuff.

Across the universe: Alot of people get high and sing.

Die Hard: I guy does some stuff in a big office building.