Star Wars: The Phantom Menace - A bunch of crazy, stupid people, a junkie, and one annoying brat fuck up skeleton robots.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - They're all older, the brat is even more annoying, and this time they use slavery somewhat in an ironic way* to fuck up robots. (*White suited people)
Star Wars: The Revenge of the Sith - They're older again, and even MORE fucking annoying, only this time they start to hate each other, and it finishes off with most of them dying/almost dying, leaving the only cool one alive, making this my favorite of the prequels.
Star Wars: A New Hope - A farmboy gets a hard-on for some chick and goes after her with an old dude, a smartass, and a Carpet on legs, and they blow up one of Palpatine's Balls. Oh yeah, and some dude enters in called 'Darth Vader' I wonder who he is nudge nudge wink wink.
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back - Farmboy trains with a muppet to be a wizard, while everyone else goes to a dinner party with Vader, who turns out to be Farmboy's Father, that's right, the brat. Also, Smartass is sent to his room with no supper.
Star Wars: A New Hope - The Muppet is dead, Smartass gets woken up from his nap, and they all go after Palpatine's other ball with an army of teddy bears. Vader decides to be a good boy and die for Farmboy after 'Killing*' Palpatine, and it turns out Farmboy has been incesting with the hot chick the whole time, so instead she goes for the smartass. So now that Palpatine has no balls and is dead, the Galaxy parties. (*It turns out Palpatine comes back in the EU)
The Dark Knight - A pirate with vocal cancer battles an insane clown who wants everyone to know how he got dem scars.
Also: Hoorah, 800 Posts!
