The earth has about four years left

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Dash85

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The_Spirit_of_Epic said:
get drunk. then realize that the LHC cant create a black hole large enough to eat the earth. then get more drunk.
So....business as usual?
 

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I'd hoard food and drink...try and find a nice secluded space to live in and hope to not be affected by the global mass panic, riots, violence and other horrendous acts that inevitably come when society breaks down.

If I were among a select few that knew the world would end...I'd quit my job and just enjoy each day like I was on vacation. I'd tell those around me over time, but I'd imagine anyone I tell would think I've gone insane.
 

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Haven't there been numerous threads about the LHC and saying that in such and such time they're going to possibly create a black hole? Haven't they been using the thing for almost a year now?
 

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MentalBakura said:
Eat the Earth... out? >_<

Unfortunate phrasing there.
clearly, the earth and the black hole are both female. how's that for sexy girl-on-girl action? :p

OP: i would probably drop out of school and spend the last four years of my life with my family and friends, hiding from the raging masses and surviving as best we can. it'd be fun, like a campout. especially when the indoor plumbing stops working because the maintenance workers left their jobs to riot...
 

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I would like to just keep on going forget about the impending doom. Its coming and I cannot do anything about it. If this was a future where space travel was a common place I would attempt to flee, but then again I am sure many others will also have that plan. Amusing it is not that sort of future I would just want to forget about the doom and enjoy the time I have left.

Although I am sure others would not have that on there mind, the paranoia would many people crazy and I would not be surprised to find riots and the general breakdown of society. Assuming I don't get killed first I would Flee to the country, maybe back to my parents house out of the way were there will be likely no or very little out side interference where there is land big enough to grow our own food and self sustain and then I guess it would be a case of wading it out until the fateful day is upon us.
 

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CannibalRobots said:
Lt.Snuffles said:
Ok, its got a little longer but a potential (however extreamly rare) outcome of the LHC is a sustained Black hole which would eat the earth out in about 4 years.
If that was to happen, what would you use those four years doing?

Personally, I would spend those four years at first not changing my life too much, saving myself for the last year where I would probably be a complete dick

EDIT: I never thought it would make a black hole big enough etc, I'm not that bad at physics, I only wanted to know what someone would do with a prehaps more lenghy final moments.
I find it very disturbing that in these situations, everyone's first thought is Lets go around being total dicks, or even worse, murder/rape, because the world is ending, very disturbing indeed.
I meant dick as in disobeying the general social rules: Drinking, Drugs
 

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The_Spirit_of_Epic said:
get drunk. then realize that the LHC cant create a black hole large enough to eat the earth. then get more drunk.
I don't know. The drunker you are, the less likely you are to think rationally. You might want to realise, then drink, then drink more.
 

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Be the only person on the planet not freaking out about being destroyed by a black hole.
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
The_Spirit_of_Epic said:
get drunk. then realize that the LHC cant create a black hole large enough to eat the earth. then get more drunk.
I don't know. The drunker you are, the less likely you are to think rationally. You might want to realise, then drink, then drink more.
But if you've realised....
 

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Only if it was 100% going to happen.

I would spend my money and travel the world. Hoefully take so friends with me. It would be awesome.
 

Vault101

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raid EB games.....ok no I really dont know waht Id do, Id rather somthing like this just happen out of the blue rather than knowing it for four years or even a day

Like Id rather die right this second than be told I have cancer...the stress of wating to die would be too much
 

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The_Spirit_of_Epic said:
get drunk. then realize that the LHC cant create a black hole large enough to eat the earth. then get more drunk.
This man speaks the truth, LHC cannot destroy the earth buy way of black hole. Strangelets though, are a completely different matter. Get it? Completely different matter? No? Well I just take my physics jokes elsewhere.
 

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Zorg Machine said:
Commit murder and rap.....
Something tells me what you actually said is more heinous than what you intended to say. Rap... a fate worse than murder.

Honestly, what is with all these responses from guys saying there going to go out and get laid. With 4 years left and basically no future for anyone anywhere, do you really think she wants to be your pity poke? Something tells me women are not on board for this whole "were about to die, lets do it" schtick. Honestly I dont even want to think on what would actually come of all that.
 

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get laid
amuse myself with the idead that douches and talentless popstars also get sucked in it
binge drink
travel from Western Europe all the way to China
 

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Christopher N said:
I'd split things into priorities.

1, Get laid (I'm still a virgin)
2, Get drunk a lot
3, Punch the person I hate the most - scratch that, Kill the person I hate the most
4, Say "I told you so" to everyone who said the world is going to end in 2012 (bogus)
5, achieve something
I do not mean to be rude, but it is strange that this would probably been my priority list were the question were asked ten years ago (though I had already punched people I hated).

Were that list compiled now, I don't know what would be on it. My current goals are too long term to be completed by then so I'd probably just opt for the high risk fast-track option on them, seeing as the long term viability of said option was rendered moot.
 

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Lt.Snuffles said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
The_Spirit_of_Epic said:
get drunk. then realize that the LHC cant create a black hole large enough to eat the earth. then get more drunk.
I don't know. The drunker you are, the less likely you are to think rationally. You might want to realise, then drink, then drink more.
But if you've realised....
You can still get drunk even if you know better.
 

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Eat and Screw.
Uh different things for those different purposes of course... [sub]probably[/sub].

And loot, I want to live out my final years in style.

I'd abandon all social graces pretty much.

That's not happening is it? I talk a big game but I doubt I'd have the balls to pull off my goals.