"Hey! Maddawg!! Don't kill me dude! I already betrayed the good guys!" yelled Master Kitty as he jumped on to the Brumak, "I guess you really built your army up eh?"
"Yes, I need to be rid of these heroes once and for all!" replied Maddawg as he smashed through the Turbine headquarters.
The two evil dooers busted into the large room where the heroes were fight their way through.
"Holy shit!' cried Ram as Brumaks and Reavers tore through the bulidng, "The building is going down!!!!!!"
"RUN BACK TO THE PORTAL!" screamed Ram, ramming his way through the building's rooms back to the elevator. "Also, please excuse my language."
The group, hero and villain alike, dashed to back to the elevator and jumped through. With a large sucking sound, the gate closed behind them, not only a large arch revealing the pleasant country side.
"Ah, darn it." cursed the old man of the gate. "I'm sure that would of fixed my revenue problems. Oh well, at least their is next year." he finished, cackling as he walked away.
"Well, that was an exciting adventure of epic proportions. Let's never do that again." Ram stated. He turned to the villains. "Now that the grand war against the Turbites is done with, we can now continue on our own quest of defeating each other."
Glen let out a howling laugh. "Finished the War with the Trubites? Never! The war shall never be over! Not until every, stinking, Turbite is de..." but Glen was interrupted when Ram, horns blazing with fire, head-butted him square between the eyes.
"WE.ARE.DONE.WITH.THE.WAR.AND.THE.WHOLE.DAMN.TURBITE.THING!" he screamed, pounding his burning horns into Glen's forehead with each word.
"I.WILL.NOT.HAVE.THE.MgODS.CURSE.ME.FOR.ANOTHER.DAMN.FLAMEWAR!"
Leaving the twitching, bleeding Glen on the ground, Ram turned to the rest of the group, horns dripping blood and eye slightly twitching, giving the whole group a wide smile.
"Anyone have a problem with that?" he asked between clenched teeth.
Ok, sorry for the brutal message, but I think we've had our fun with the whole Turbine bashing thing. I don't mind it (it was pretty fun) but with the whole MM thing and all the Mods being as tense as they are, I'd rather just stop now before I get fanboy screaming in here and locking the thread (again). I've been having worries about it since we started this war. So let's just go back to the quests and trying to beat Maddawg and such, K? I'll leave the next quest open for anyone to decide, EXCEPT Orgazmo, cause he started the last quest and someone else needs a turn.
Also, dear Orgazmo, could you please stop bringing in all-powerful random/Real characters into the game? This is the Avatar Adventure, so your character is based on your avatar. Plus, between Maddawg, Shapster, and the (hopefully returning) LastBayKing, we have enough villains without needing to make any up. We can keep Glen (who is still alive, just severely beaten by a pissed ram) and CP, but could you play the Amazing Oragzmo? You can still do the other guys, but just don't have them your only characters.
I only ask so that we all can have a fair share in shaping the story and have a good time of it. You wouldn't find it fun if someone else came in and started changing the story, would you?
Also, if you want to respond to this or if anyone has a suggestion for the game or complaints on how it's run, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send either a PM or put it in a spoiler box.
After Ram were done bashing the message into Glen, Daye.06 came up to the group. 06 was completely covered in blood and gore, same as his bat. "[color=3F0548]Phew. That sure was exhausting. I think I'll relax for a while if you don't mind[/color]" The group looked over the plains covered with bodies. "Seems like earth has went back to its original population, then." Laser Cat said.
Then the old man from the original power-recieving-quest came up to the group asking if anyone needed any powers. "Nah, I think we're good. Thanks, though" Ram answered. And with that the two old men wandered off.
"Wait. Where did Maddawg and Master Kitty go?" Laser Cat asked, as he realized non of them were anywhere close. "I have no idea. I bet they're up to no good!" Ragnarok replied. Both Corporate man and Glen had also dissapeared under the confusion. "Even the Dayes are missing. I never knew I'd be wondering where they are" Spike said. "Probably on the other side of the portal" Ragnarok pondered. "Seems like we're once again out of quests, then. And no nearby foe to defeat" Ram uttered *ahem*. Laser Cat cleared his throat while pointing at the resting Daye.06 "Screw him. He's done his fair share of good deeds"
"Well. The way I see it, our quests are narrowed down to the following: 1. We could go after Maddawg and Master Kitty. 2. We could try and find out who the hell Daye are, and why they're messing with us. 3. We could search for Orgazmo. 4. We could fight Corporate man and Glen. Or we could simply wander aimlessly and see if we find another quest" Spike summed up
"So... Maddawg, what do we do next?" asked Master Kitty riding on top of the mighty Brumak.
The Brumak came to a great stop, tearing up the ground beneath it.
"What we are doing, is nothing." calmly replied Maddawg, "I am going back to Nexus, to rebuild the army, and prepare for the highly likely event of the heroes attacking me. You, are getting off my fucking Brumak, and doing whatever the hell you want!"
With that, Master Kitty was thrown off the Brumak and landed with a thud.
"Why are you do-" Master Kitty was cut off by the dust and dirt in his face from the Brumak running off. "Well this sucks, now I am about as serious of a villain as those little Daye ...Hhhhmmmmm"
"Catana, can you please do a background check on these Daye fellows?"
"Yes... searching, please wait... Nothing is known about the origins of the Dayes, where they come from or what species they are. However, a small military operation was started when the location of the Dayes was revealed, none of the soldiers came back, and by the time there was another operation, the Dayes had moved on" replied Catana.
"Jeez, I guess these little buggers are hard to find." "I am goi-" THUD.
Master Kitty landed on the ground, was quickly thrown in a bag by Day.07 and .08 and dragged off.
He awoke in a large room surrounded by Dayes.
"Why are you trying to find out about us?" asked a slightly larger Daye with a .01 on his T-Shirt.
When Master Kitty woke up, he quickly realised that he was more gone than he thought. Considering that he was thinking it was 07 and 08 who knocked him out. Wich would be impossible, considering they're stuck on the other side of the portal.
When he woke up, he was spoken to by a large Daye with a sweater saying "01". "[color=3F0548]Why are you trying to find out about us?[/color]" the big Daye said. This was followed by a quick little chap coming up with a sweater saying "[color=3F0548]Master! You'r sweater is clean. And dry! And ready for you to use[/color]" "[color=3F0548]Thank god. This sweater was so damn tight.[/color]" the Master replied. As he changed his sweater to the appropriate one, the text on it was revealed. "Daye.0A" it said.
"[color=3F0548]Your helmet sure doesn't provide much in the means of safety, mate. We've knocked you out twice![/color]" a small Daye said with a big smug smile
Maddawg returned to Nexus with the spoils of victory. His army had managed to steal the radioactive waste. Upon his return Maddawg ordered the construction of lightmass bombs.
"Well, if you catch me off guard, in the back of the head. I was wondering if you would like to perhaps form an evil alliance? I think my gun skills, and your meele skills combined would be unstoppable! What do you say Daye.0A?"
The thing was just that all of your choices were dead. Otherwise I could have gone along with it. Allright, 07 and 08 are not dead, just stuck on the other side of the portal.
because that portal is shut off forever. We don't want any infuriating turbine fans giving the mods a reason to close this thread. So you, Hero something. If you would have joined us a bit earlier, you would have seen the result of a certain mister Orgazmo trying to poke that bear.
"[color=3F0548]Why sure[/color]" Daye.0A responded "[color=3F0548]But don't expect any help from me personally. You'll have to cooperate with my clones[/color]"
"Sounds fair" Master Kitty replied, forming a plan on how to get this all in action
"[color=3F0548]Oh. And if you get caught[/color]" Daye.0A continued "[color=3F0548]We will refuse any knowledge of you or anything that can be connected with you. You have been warned. Welcome on the team. Hope you'll last longer than the last one.[/color]"
"Well don't worry, I'm not your average Master Chief helmet wearing cat! But I have just one question, what exactly is your beef with the heroes? And what do you want me to do? Sorry, two questions."
"[color=3F0548]Dude[/color]" Daye.0A begun. "[color=3F0548]When I told you you were on the team, I didn't mean that much. Our reasons are not for you to question.[/color]" Daye.0A said proudly. "You mean you have no idea either?" Master Kitty asked. Slightly blushing Daye.0A responded with "[color=3F0548]Well. Yeah. I'm only following orders from my master[/color]". Daye.0A bent down towards Master Kitty and wispered in his ear "[color=3F0548]Master Dayevid. But that is as much as I let you in on.[/color]".
Master Kitty stood up, brushing off his shoulders while looking at Daye.0A. "[color=3F0548]As for what we want you to do. I was under the impression that you would like to borrow a few of our 1337-skilledsorz warriors. And that is all I'm going to let you. I will not let you in on our master plan[/color]" Daye.0A told Master Kitty "You mean you don't know wha..." he was interrupted by a bat to the stomach "[color=3F0548]Shut up![/color]" he looked up to see Daye.13, 14, 15, 16 and 17 at his disposal. And then it all went black.
"[color=3F0548]Sorry about that. We just can't have anyone see where our headquarters are. Don't worry. It's just a minor bruise[/color]" Master Kitty sat up to see five Dayes eagerly awaiting his orders.
actually made a backstory about these guys =D How fun =P
"Well then, what do you guys suggest we do?" Master Kitty asked the Dayes with blank looks on their faces.
"You do talk don't you?"
[color=3F0548]"Of course we talk dumb ass!"[/color]replied Daye.16
[color=3F0548]"Now Day.16, no need to be snotty! I suggest we sneak up on those pesky heroes, you snipe them from a hill, and we go in meleeing their asses![/color]suggested Day.13
"Sounds good to me, let me contact Catana and I'll find out where they are."
So Master Kitty and the Dayes headed off to try and thwart the heroes, for no apparent reason, but nonetheless, they were determined.
<color=turquoise>Okay, I say we just kill him, he's given us too much trouble already and he's switched sides more often than a confused transvestite in San Fransisco.
"What the hell? When did you get so violent, Helena?"
"I think Jerry is rubbing off on her, dude. I wouldn't worry about it too much though. He's really a good guy, just sarcastic as hell."
"Alright, I won't worry, but we're not killing him, at least not yet. I want to know what's going on. I think that it's time I called in a favor from Tokyo." Ragnorak pulled out a cell phone and dialed a number and began speaking in fluent Japanese.
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"Hah! You honestly think you can interrogate me into giving you information?" replied Master Kitty while secretly calling in a Pelican.
"Oh, don't worry, we will get the information we need and then we will-"
A pelican came flying in from behind the heroes, it shot a torpedo and the heroes were thrown off their feet, Master Kitty stuck Logican with a grenade, jumped in the Pelican and was gone in a flash.
Doubly unluckily, Junpei, being a master interrogator, was also a master tracker and retriever, because of the unwillingness of most interrogation subjects. He quickly found himself back among the heroes and this time, he was completely devoid of all devices, including his helmet, though the heroes had put a paper bag over his head in a nod to his honor. (The Logician had logic'd it onto his head after Junpei took his helmet off without looking. Ninja understand the need to maintain anonymity. Rag is just kind of different.)
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