The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"Um, perhaps not." Said ThreeWords, "I think FourWords is on-board, and I'd rather not blow him to smitherines. On the other hand, FourWords is on-board, and he in turn has a tracker (so he doesn't get lost). This means we now know where Kitty's base is, right? So lets go!"
In the depths of Nexus, Maddawg watched as the lightmass bomb was created. After a few days Maddawg had 5 Lightmass bombs ready to go. A locust guard had come in to tell Maddawg of a message for him.
"Ah okay put president Obama on the video monitor." At his request A monitor was brought in a president Obama had appeard. "Hello Locust general. You proably know who I am and I come with a warning. We have intel of you producing weapons of mass destruction. We hope you will no.." With that Maddawg flashed his McCain/Palin button and then pushed a big red button on his desk. "WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!?!?" A huge light was seen behind Obama before he lost reception.
"One annoying person down 10 to go. Continue production on the bombs I want 20 by the end of the month."
"Ah okay put president Obama on the video monitor." At his request A monitor was brought in a president Obama had appeard. "Hello Locust general. You proably know who I am and I come with a warning. We have intel of you producing weapons of mass destruction. We hope you will no.." With that Maddawg flashed his McCain/Palin button and then pushed a big red button on his desk. "WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!?!?" A huge light was seen behind Obama before he lost reception.
"One annoying person down 10 to go. Continue production on the bombs I want 20 by the end of the month."
"Well, what do I do now? I don't know where the base is and-"
"Sir," interrupted Catana "There appears to be an unidentified object on the Pelican, it seems to be some sort of large alien life form."
"Threewords!" snarled Master Kitty "Looks like were going to have to drop some luggage."
With that, Master Kitty quickly flew down, he skimmed the grond and heard Fourwords all off.
"Well there goes that problem."
Master Kitty began to pull up but one of Fourwords arms got got in the jet and the Pelican quickly smashed into the ground. Master Kitty jumped out just in time and the Pelican soared off a cliff.
"That was close!" sighed Master Kitty.
"YOU RIPPED OFF MY ARM YOU SON OF A *****!!!"roared Fourwords and came running toward Master Kitty.
"Sir," interrupted Catana "There appears to be an unidentified object on the Pelican, it seems to be some sort of large alien life form."
"Threewords!" snarled Master Kitty "Looks like were going to have to drop some luggage."
With that, Master Kitty quickly flew down, he skimmed the grond and heard Fourwords all off.
"Well there goes that problem."
Master Kitty began to pull up but one of Fourwords arms got got in the jet and the Pelican quickly smashed into the ground. Master Kitty jumped out just in time and the Pelican soared off a cliff.
"That was close!" sighed Master Kitty.
"YOU RIPPED OFF MY ARM YOU SON OF A *****!!!"roared Fourwords and came running toward Master Kitty.
As Master Kitty got ready to fight FourWords off, he suddenly saw Daye.20 lunge off a flying attack on FourWords from behind. With the bat planted deep in the head of FourWords, Daye.20 stood tall with a grin.
Along came four other Dayes. And they all gathered around Master Kitty. "[color=3F0548]Thought you might have been in trouble. You see. As clones of clones of clones, we don't last very long. Have you seen multiplicity? It's quite explanatory to the whole cloning thing.[/color]" Master Kitty replied with a simple "uhu". The other Dayes rolled FourWords off a cliff. "[color=3F0548]Allright. Let's get back into the action. You're not out of this fight yet![/color]"
Along came four other Dayes. And they all gathered around Master Kitty. "[color=3F0548]Thought you might have been in trouble. You see. As clones of clones of clones, we don't last very long. Have you seen multiplicity? It's quite explanatory to the whole cloning thing.[/color]" Master Kitty replied with a simple "uhu". The other Dayes rolled FourWords off a cliff. "[color=3F0548]Allright. Let's get back into the action. You're not out of this fight yet![/color]"
"Right, I think it's time we got serious with this whole Maddawg defeating thing." Ram said, heading to wards the Nexus.
"Why so serious?" asked Lazor Kitty, a wide grin spreading across his feline face.
"But honestly, why do we need to go now? Can't we relax a little? It's not like he's done anything serious so far." Spike argued, laying on the grass whilst chewing on a hay-straw.
Suddenly, a small boy carrying newspapers walked across the field, waving a newspaper over his head.
"EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT! WHITE HOUSE BOMBED BY MADDAWG! MILLIONS DEAD, NO SURVIVORS!"
The group looked at Spike.
"You know how papers exaggerate." he simply stated, snuggling deeper into the grass.
"SIDE NOTE! MADDAWG HAS ALSO DESTROYED ALL BREAD, LETTUCE, TOMATO, HAM, AND MAYO COMPANIES! SAYS SANDWICHES ARE FOR WIMPS!"
"WHAT?!" screamed Spike, jumping out in fury. "How dare that devil defile the sanctity of the Sammich? FOR THE SAMMICH!" he yelled, charging to the Nexus.
Ram looked at the screaming figure with a mix of pride and hesitation.
"So...that decides it I guess. FOR PONY!" Ram hollered, and followed Spike to their goal.
"But, what about the Dayes?" Ragnorak asked the remaining members.
"What about them?" asked the Logician, and also began to widly run to the Nexus while screaming a battle cry.
"Why so serious?" asked Lazor Kitty, a wide grin spreading across his feline face.
"But honestly, why do we need to go now? Can't we relax a little? It's not like he's done anything serious so far." Spike argued, laying on the grass whilst chewing on a hay-straw.
Suddenly, a small boy carrying newspapers walked across the field, waving a newspaper over his head.
"EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT! WHITE HOUSE BOMBED BY MADDAWG! MILLIONS DEAD, NO SURVIVORS!"
The group looked at Spike.
"You know how papers exaggerate." he simply stated, snuggling deeper into the grass.
"SIDE NOTE! MADDAWG HAS ALSO DESTROYED ALL BREAD, LETTUCE, TOMATO, HAM, AND MAYO COMPANIES! SAYS SANDWICHES ARE FOR WIMPS!"
"WHAT?!" screamed Spike, jumping out in fury. "How dare that devil defile the sanctity of the Sammich? FOR THE SAMMICH!" he yelled, charging to the Nexus.
Ram looked at the screaming figure with a mix of pride and hesitation.
"So...that decides it I guess. FOR PONY!" Ram hollered, and followed Spike to their goal.
"But, what about the Dayes?" Ragnorak asked the remaining members.
"What about them?" asked the Logician, and also began to widly run to the Nexus while screaming a battle cry.
[color=3F0548]"Look! The heroes are running toward Nexus! Lets get them fellas!"[/color] yelled Daye.22[color=3F0548] "Master Kitty, snipe those bastards!" [/color]
Master Kitty took the first shot, hitting Ram right in the leg. The Dayes started beating them with bats and Master Kitty prepared to take another shot.
Master Kitty took the first shot, hitting Ram right in the leg. The Dayes started beating them with bats and Master Kitty prepared to take another shot.
Suddenly, Junpei appeared behind Master Kitty.
I don't know how he was able to speak in both l337 and Japanese at the same time, but he managed it. Don't question me.
Master Kitty was never able to fire a sniper rifle again.
As the Dayes attacked, Ragnorak was initially a little worried. Then he heard the Logician chant "Ave ave gladiatorum." and the Dayes all flew 1000 miles away, picked up by a freak gust of wind. Then the heroes continued the charge towards the Nexus. Spike was the first to reach the Nexus and he kicked in the doors. Ram jumped over his head and killed all the mooks guarding the elevators. The Logician pulled the elevator up the shaft and the rest of the party got in.
I don't know how he was able to speak in both l337 and Japanese at the same time, but he managed it. Don't question me.
Master Kitty was never able to fire a sniper rifle again.
As the Dayes attacked, Ragnorak was initially a little worried. Then he heard the Logician chant "Ave ave gladiatorum." and the Dayes all flew 1000 miles away, picked up by a freak gust of wind. Then the heroes continued the charge towards the Nexus. Spike was the first to reach the Nexus and he kicked in the doors. Ram jumped over his head and killed all the mooks guarding the elevators. The Logician pulled the elevator up the shaft and the rest of the party got in.
Ever heard of a battle? Instead of just popping in and everything is magically finished?
"Hah! That fool thinks I actually cracked!" chuckled Master Kitty "Gave him wrong information I did!"
Master Kitty pulled out his sniper rifle and popped Junpei in the head. Then called in more Dayes, who beat Logican over the head before he could "snap" them away as he always did and the battle began.
The aliens tore into the Dayes, but ThreeWords hesitated as he heard a small voice
"Help me.."
Looking round, he found FourWords hanging off the cliff by one arm. He reached down and pulled up his younger brother.
"You silly fool! how did you get these wounds? Doesn't matter, tell m later. Just sit back and you'll be fine in five minutes."
Three Dayes ran at them, but ThreeWords stabbed one, bit the second, and threw the third off the cliff.
He continues to stand guard over his recovering little brother.
"Help me.."
Looking round, he found FourWords hanging off the cliff by one arm. He reached down and pulled up his younger brother.
"You silly fool! how did you get these wounds? Doesn't matter, tell m later. Just sit back and you'll be fine in five minutes."
Three Dayes ran at them, but ThreeWords stabbed one, bit the second, and threw the third off the cliff.
He continues to stand guard over his recovering little brother.
The battle raged on, Master Kitty was now running into battle wielding his Chainsaw Lancer.
"WAIT!!!!" yelled Ram "We are trying to stop Maddawg from destroying the world!!! He already nuked the white house!"
"And all possibilities of ever making a good sandwich!" sobbed Spike.
"Are you serious!?! Well forget about this, we will finish this later!" replied Master Kitty
"Lets stop that mad man!" yelled the heroes, and villains as they ran toward Nexus.
"WAIT!!!!" yelled Ram "We are trying to stop Maddawg from destroying the world!!! He already nuked the white house!"
"And all possibilities of ever making a good sandwich!" sobbed Spike.
"Are you serious!?! Well forget about this, we will finish this later!" replied Master Kitty
"Lets stop that mad man!" yelled the heroes, and villains as they ran toward Nexus.
As the group sprinted towards the Nexus Spike noticed that a group of dayes were catching up behind them. Using his magic power of awesome sandwich creation he magicked up a concoction they couldn't resist - a peanut butter sandwich.
Waving the sandwich in the air attracted many of the dayes to it and Spike flung the sandwich off a nearby cliff as the group reached the doors and piled in. He grinned.
Waving the sandwich in the air attracted many of the dayes to it and Spike flung the sandwich off a nearby cliff as the group reached the doors and piled in. He grinned.
"As the heroes, acompanied with a villain callaed Master Kitty, run towards the door they gets cought up by Dayes. But nothing is like a space-cowboys sandwich to lure them off. They where able to lure the Dayes away. Our heroes have now stepped through the door. Little do they know that there is an ambush of Dayes waiting for them"
"[color=3F0548]Dude, would you shut up? You're kinda ruining the ambush![/color]" Daye.29 said.
But the narrator continued anyway. "Now our heroes are just about to step in the trap of the Dayes. Will our heroes be able to spot the danger before they're knocked out? Will the Dayes be able to knock them all out, or will the Logicians power rule over theirs once again? Find out in the exciting next episo..." *[color=FF0000]Thud![/color]* The narrator took a bat to the head and went down.
"Guys! Chill! We're going after Maddawg now! Hop on in and join us. We'll settle this later" Master Kitty shouted into the dark
And then five Dayes enterd into the light, and joined the group.
"Hi! I'm Bob! I'll be your new narrator. Trust your story-telling to me. Now as you can see, the Dayes have joined the group. Will this size of the group be big enough to overcome Maddawg? Or will Maddawg be able to beat all of them, in order to add them to his trophy-room. Find out in the exciting adventure of Ram and his friends" Bob the Narrator followed the group while keeping everyone updated on every event
"[color=3F0548]Dude, would you shut up? You're kinda ruining the ambush![/color]" Daye.29 said.
But the narrator continued anyway. "Now our heroes are just about to step in the trap of the Dayes. Will our heroes be able to spot the danger before they're knocked out? Will the Dayes be able to knock them all out, or will the Logicians power rule over theirs once again? Find out in the exciting next episo..." *[color=FF0000]Thud![/color]* The narrator took a bat to the head and went down.
"Guys! Chill! We're going after Maddawg now! Hop on in and join us. We'll settle this later" Master Kitty shouted into the dark
And then five Dayes enterd into the light, and joined the group.
"Hi! I'm Bob! I'll be your new narrator. Trust your story-telling to me. Now as you can see, the Dayes have joined the group. Will this size of the group be big enough to overcome Maddawg? Or will Maddawg be able to beat all of them, in order to add them to his trophy-room. Find out in the exciting adventure of Ram and his friends" Bob the Narrator followed the group while keeping everyone updated on every event
"Seriously Bob, STFU ok?" said Master Kitty
"Alas, the heroes we on their way to try and foil the plans of the evil Maddawg, will they-"
"I said shut up, or I will personally end you! Now, should we go in guns a blazing, or sneaky?"
"The heroes pondered for a few seconds wondering wha=" WHAM.
"Thank you Daye.28"
"Alas, the heroes we on their way to try and foil the plans of the evil Maddawg, will they-"
"I said shut up, or I will personally end you! Now, should we go in guns a blazing, or sneaky?"
"The heroes pondered for a few seconds wondering wha=" WHAM.
"Thank you Daye.28"
Maddawg had a busy day fireing nukes in every direction.
He was writing tommorrows schedule when he dozed off at his desk.
So far his schedule looked like this
9:30-9:55: Kill more unamed cogs.
10:00-11:00: Fire more bombs at developing countries.
12:00-12:30:break for lunch.
1:00-5:00- Hire Mercs to kill the group.
Unfortunatly the mercs thought the meeting was today and walked into his office with hoods over there head.
They stood there as Maddawg contunied snoring. One of the 3 pulled out a revolver and fired at Maddawg's desk. The resulting blast woke Maddawg up and fell out of his chair "Crazy Brady!" Maddawg stood back up and looked at the hooded figures. "Oh you must be the mercs I did not expect you this early. Anyway here are the targets and you will be paid upon there deaths." The figures took the files and then left without a word.
He was writing tommorrows schedule when he dozed off at his desk.
So far his schedule looked like this
9:30-9:55: Kill more unamed cogs.
10:00-11:00: Fire more bombs at developing countries.
12:00-12:30:break for lunch.
1:00-5:00- Hire Mercs to kill the group.
Unfortunatly the mercs thought the meeting was today and walked into his office with hoods over there head.
They stood there as Maddawg contunied snoring. One of the 3 pulled out a revolver and fired at Maddawg's desk. The resulting blast woke Maddawg up and fell out of his chair "Crazy Brady!" Maddawg stood back up and looked at the hooded figures. "Oh you must be the mercs I did not expect you this early. Anyway here are the targets and you will be paid upon there deaths." The figures took the files and then left without a word.
The heroes jumped out and smashed the Merc over the heads. They took thier uniforms and throw them in the nearest closet.
"This should make thing easier!" said Master kitty putting on one of the robes.
So the Dayes piled into one robe, Spike and Ram shared another, Logican and Ragnorak each got one and the narrator was thrown in the closet along with the mercs.
"Hey! Get me out of here!" yelled the Narrator as the heroes entered Maddawg office.
"This should make thing easier!" said Master kitty putting on one of the robes.
So the Dayes piled into one robe, Spike and Ram shared another, Logican and Ragnorak each got one and the narrator was thrown in the closet along with the mercs.
"Hey! Get me out of here!" yelled the Narrator as the heroes entered Maddawg office.
Shapsters said:
Gee thanks for killing the next three guys who would make this interesting.You want to appear out of the blue and kill my lackeys fine two can play that game
The Mercs busted into the room and stood in front of Maddawg. "Well that was fast. Here is your pay now give me a second while I put on my party face." Maddawg handed the group a large wrapped paper to one of them. They opened it and inside was a note that read "Do you really think I am that stupid" the group looked up to see Maddawg wearing a gas mask. Nerve gas began filling the room and the group fell unconcious.
As the gas entered the room, the group where cought off guard. As they all began choking on the air, Maddawg noticed that the Dayes had no suffocation at all. He then realised they were not affected by the gas. As one of the Dayes jumped forward to smash Maddawgs head in.
Just in time, Maddawg lowered the bulletproof glass between him and the group. Unfortainly for Daye.28, he was right beneath it, and got sliced in two. While this was all keeping Maddawg busy, the logician had logiced a gas-mask to every member of the group. They all went gasping back towards the door. Just to find it completely sealed. The logician was exhausted from the effort, and were standing where they all ahd started. The room was like a "T" with the wide part being Maddawgs office, and the long part being the entrance with the door
Now as everyone but The Logician standing by the door, they heard a voice "There you are". They were forced to stand behind watching THe Logician being penetrated by bullets. He was not killed, as he was luckily brought back to the group by Daye.31 sacrificing himself. The logician was somewhat incapacitated. He were still able to walk and do some fancy trick. But unfortainly he's super-over-fucking-powered-insane-ligic-shit is no longer. He can only do regulare fancy logic shit.
They heard the voices go "Where are you?" and saw Maddawf stand up. "My dear friends! You have reached my office. And so I congratulate you. Though I do have to bring you some unfortain news. This is not the end. I shall now leave you, and you'll have a hard time finding me. Trust my word on that. as he walked towards the exit door on his side of the glass, three Samurai Narrators came through it. "Oh! I'd you to meet my narrators. They will take care of your comfort if you make it pass my cute turret" "Time for a nap" Maddawg was interrupted by the turret shutting down "Have fun, my friends. I am busy nuking whatever needs nuking, so I'll be busy for the day. I will, however, come back and keep you company tomorrow. If there is anything to keep company, that is." With a laughter Maddawg left the office
"Seems like our heroes have stepped in a trap" one of the narrators began unsheating his sword "Will Daye.29, Daye.30, Daye.32, Ram, Ragnaraok, Spike, a wounded Logician, Master Kitty, Laser Cat and a couple of computers be able to defeat both us and the turrent?" The other Narrator continued. "Not likely" The third one closed
Now the heroes were left with having to bypass the turrent, and fight of three very well-trained samurais in order to continue their search for Maddawg
Just in time, Maddawg lowered the bulletproof glass between him and the group. Unfortainly for Daye.28, he was right beneath it, and got sliced in two. While this was all keeping Maddawg busy, the logician had logiced a gas-mask to every member of the group. They all went gasping back towards the door. Just to find it completely sealed. The logician was exhausted from the effort, and were standing where they all ahd started. The room was like a "T" with the wide part being Maddawgs office, and the long part being the entrance with the door
Now as everyone but The Logician standing by the door, they heard a voice "There you are". They were forced to stand behind watching THe Logician being penetrated by bullets. He was not killed, as he was luckily brought back to the group by Daye.31 sacrificing himself. The logician was somewhat incapacitated. He were still able to walk and do some fancy trick. But unfortainly he's super-over-fucking-powered-insane-ligic-shit is no longer. He can only do regulare fancy logic shit.
They heard the voices go "Where are you?" and saw Maddawf stand up. "My dear friends! You have reached my office. And so I congratulate you. Though I do have to bring you some unfortain news. This is not the end. I shall now leave you, and you'll have a hard time finding me. Trust my word on that. as he walked towards the exit door on his side of the glass, three Samurai Narrators came through it. "Oh! I'd you to meet my narrators. They will take care of your comfort if you make it pass my cute turret" "Time for a nap" Maddawg was interrupted by the turret shutting down "Have fun, my friends. I am busy nuking whatever needs nuking, so I'll be busy for the day. I will, however, come back and keep you company tomorrow. If there is anything to keep company, that is." With a laughter Maddawg left the office
"Seems like our heroes have stepped in a trap" one of the narrators began unsheating his sword "Will Daye.29, Daye.30, Daye.32, Ram, Ragnaraok, Spike, a wounded Logician, Master Kitty, Laser Cat and a couple of computers be able to defeat both us and the turrent?" The other Narrator continued. "Not likely" The third one closed
Now the heroes were left with having to bypass the turrent, and fight of three very well-trained samurais in order to continue their search for Maddawg
And Shapster before he began contradicting himself. Let's have some fun, damnit. Let's have a batlle. Some fighting. Some near-deaths. Some struggle! It's a lot more fun if there is possibillities for some fights going. Real ones. Where both sides struggle! Or have I gone to the wrong RP for that? I know thhis is do-what-you-want-RP, but come on! THere's no fun if you destroy everything the counterpart has with a snap of the fingers (I'm looking at you, Logician. And slightly Shapster for his last stunt)
Listen. I'm sorry if this sounds mean or anything. I don't mean to. The problem is that this is really a great RP. If you could have some equality (I have no idea if that's a word). So please? Please please? Can we have som fun? For all parts? Some fighting? Some struggling? Pleaaaase?
Listen. I'm sorry if this sounds mean or anything. I don't mean to. The problem is that this is really a great RP. If you could have some equality (I have no idea if that's a word). So please? Please please? Can we have som fun? For all parts? Some fighting? Some struggling? Pleaaaase?
Logican raised a shield and said "Ha just becuase I'm weak dosen't mean I can't protect us." The sensors raised and a computerized voice rang over the intercom. "Magic detected. powering up eletric carpet." with that the carpet shocked logican into dropping his shield.
I understand that it is logic's thing but I want to see what would happen if he became completly useless for this fight.