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maddawg IAJI

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imacharginmehlaz0r said:
SUDDENLY LAZOR BEGAN TO GLOW AND TRIUMPHANT MUSIC IS HEARD. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuunn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. DUN DUN DUN DU DU DU DU DU DUN DUN!! and turned into LAZORURUS FELINUS!! AND BASKED I NA PURPLE LIGHT!
That just mean your a Lazor cat with a latin name.
 

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maddawg IAJI said:
imacharginmehlaz0r said:
SUDDENLY LAZOR BEGAN TO GLOW AND TRIUMPHANT MUSIC IS HEARD. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuunn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. DUN DUN DUN DU DU DU DU DU DUN DUN!! and turned into LAZORURUS FELINUS!! AND BASKED I NA PURPLE LIGHT!
That just mean your a Lazor cat with a latin name.
shut up ill think of something im just mad tired
 

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Magical Trevor and the Dayes marched toward Alberta, they met little resistance along the way. Nothing could stand in the way of the mighty mech.

[HEADING=1]"YOU SHALL NOT STAND IN MY WAY!!! NOBODY WILL DEFEAT THE MECH ARMY"[/HEADING] the Mech roared.
 

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Zombie bayking, forgotten on the rams horns, commited suicide again.

At the same time in a far off galaxy....
"Sir the bayking has died." Said a young space marine, running to the side of his captain.
"Is he a zombie again?" Asked the captain.
"No sir, really dead this time."
"Good, spin the FTL Drive, were going to Earth..."

You people are CRAZY!!!!I'm getting out while it's easy
 

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All the magicians assembled in a large field, the Mechs formed together and everyone boarded. The great ship blasted off, headed for the moon.
 

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Splazor cat, after leveling, goes to the cerulean cave to get to the portal to hell. but in his way stands a lone pokemon. MEWTWO. mewtwo starts chargin a shadow ball, but splazor cat blasts him into shear dust in the wake oh his purple SPLAZOR! he then proceeds into the portal and is then standing in a lone giant room surrounded by dead souls. the devil appears out of a platform in the ground rock star style, wearing a leather jacket and goat pants. he then pull out his guitar and plays some sweet riffs and then proceeds to charge a fire ball. splazor cat stood there in amazment. he was much larger then he remembered. the fire ball came within inches of his face when a huge explosive sheild appeared around splazor cat. then splazor cat shot the horn of satan. satan, losing a part of himself, gets disqualified. and sucked into a portal. the cat keeps the horn and swiftly makes it into a peace pipe. he then brings it back to his friends along with 30 pounds of weed.
 

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imacharginmehlaz0r said:
Splazor cat, after leveling, goes to the cerulean cave to get to the portal to hell. but in his way stands a lone pokemon. MEWTWO. mewtwo starts chargin a shadow ball, but splazor cat blasts him into shear dust in the wake oh his purple SPLAZOR! he then proceeds into the portal and is then standing in a lone giant room surrounded by dead souls. the devil appears out of a platform in the ground rock star style, wearing a leather jacket and goat pants. he then pull out his guitar and plays some sweet riffs and then proceeds to charge a fire ball. splazor cat stood there in amazment. he was much larger then he remembered. the fire ball came within inches of his face when a huge explosive sheild appeared around splazor cat. then splazor cat shot the horn of satan. satan, losing a part of himself, gets disqualified. and sucked into a portal. the cat keeps the horn and swiftly makes it into a peace pipe. he then brings it back to his friends along with 30 pounds of weed.
Haham this whole post is nonsense! What are you even talkin about?!?
 

Daye.04

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Shapsters said:
imacharginmehlaz0r said:
Splazor cat, after leveling, goes to the cerulean cave to get to the portal to hell. but in his way stands a lone pokemon. MEWTWO. mewtwo starts chargin a shadow ball, but splazor cat blasts him into shear dust in the wake oh his purple SPLAZOR! he then proceeds into the portal and is then standing in a lone giant room surrounded by dead souls. the devil appears out of a platform in the ground rock star style, wearing a leather jacket and goat pants. he then pull out his guitar and plays some sweet riffs and then proceeds to charge a fire ball. splazor cat stood there in amazment. he was much larger then he remembered. the fire ball came within inches of his face when a huge explosive sheild appeared around splazor cat. then splazor cat shot the horn of satan. satan, losing a part of himself, gets disqualified. and sucked into a portal. the cat keeps the horn and swiftly makes it into a peace pipe. he then brings it back to his friends along with 30 pounds of weed.
Haham this whole post is nonsense! What are you even talkin about?!?
I think he still imagines that he has to defeat the devil. I also think he has forgotten about the new rules. And thirdly, I think this RP is going downhill. But what ever he's smoking, I'm all in for it. Unless it's socks. Last time I did that, I threw up for four days
 

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imacharginmehlaz0r said:
the devil appears out of a platform in the ground rock star style, wearing a leather jacket and goat pants.
...AUNT BETTY?? NO!!!!

Anyways, for the real story...


So, the hero's now having Splazor Cat back with them, they now turned toward the Mech and wizard army.

"We shall defeat thee!" Ram heroically cried, standing atop of a large rock whilst angelic music played in the background. Sever small children cheered with joy.

[HEADING=1]WHY? WE JUST WANT TO GO TO MARS![/HEADING]

"OH...ok then." Ram heroically cried, angelic music dulling down.

"Well, then...We shall defeat the zombie horde!" he cried again, standing proud on top of his rock. More children cheered.

"Didn't you guys take care of them?" Bill said, while he and the other mercs appeared. "Yeah, weren't they defeated by bombs?" Louise asked. "Nah, it was that crazy creepy girl." The mercs then hoped into a military-issued vehicle and drove into the sun-set, receiving a few 2nd degree burns.

"...Ok then, we'll go after Gera," Ram said, now loosing some of his original umph. The children now crowded around his rock, and one started to cry.

"Don't worry about her. I beat her, fair and square." Ragnorak said, patting his Yu-ge-oh deck with content.

"...Then...um...then...we can go after Maddawg?" Ram asked, hope tinging his voice. The rock crumbled underneath him, and the children started to walk away. One turned back to look him in his goat eyes, and spit on the ground he stood on.

"Nooo...I think he got bored with the whole bombing-the-world thing." Spike said.

"Are you even with us anymore?" Ram asked the trench-coat wearing, sandwich-making space cowboy. "Probably not." he said with a shrug.

Ram hung his head with grief. "Well...shit, now what?"

Ok, here are the choices. Either,

A)We do a go around where everyone re-introduces themselves, and we start a new adventure.

B)Our avatars all have a mighty, awesome filled death, and we try a new thread with new rules(I thought of making another like this, cept you don't have to have your character be your avatar.)

C)Same Death-thing as above, except no new thread, and we all go our separate days, until we reunite in an awkward getting-together thread 20 years later. Ragnorak will be the successfull one while Lazor Cat is the near-dead junkie, and Orgamso the angry one that will always be known as the one that left the group before they made it big....

...Aweful jokes aside, you guys vote on what you want to do.

I'm good with either A or B, unless I missed a plot device somewhere. You could lose an arm in the mess that's been made.
 

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Ramthundar said:
Ok, here are the choices. Either,

A)We do a go around where everyone re-introduces themselves, and we start a new adventure.

B)Our avatars all have a mighty, awesome filled death, and we try a new thread with new rules(I thought of making another like this, cept you don't have to have your character be your avatar.)

C)Same Death-thing as above, except no new thread, and we all go our separate days, until we reunite in an awkward getting-together thread 20 years later. Ragnorak will be the successfull one while Lazor Cat is the near-dead junkie, and Orgamso the angry one that will always be known as the one that left the group before they made it big....

...Aweful jokes aside, you guys vote on what you want to do.

I'm good with either A or B, unless I missed a plot device somewhere. You could lose an arm in the mess that's been made.
Maybe change the name to accepting everyone or something? I would like to continue with either A or B. I think the thing we need most is fresh, new people and a great new story!
 

Ramthundar

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Shapsters said:
Maybe change the name to accepting everyone or something? I would like to continue with either A or B. I think the thing we need most is fresh, new people and a great new story!
Done, and done!
 

Daye.04

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Yup. Sounds like a good idea.
I think reintroducing, and making everyone completely diffrent, with completely diffrent roles would do some good. Then we'd be able to get this train-wreck moving. I'm fairly sure both A and B works
 

maddawg IAJI

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Ramthundar said:
imacharginmehlaz0r said:
the devil appears out of a platform in the ground rock star style, wearing a leather jacket and goat pants.
...AUNT BETTY?? NO!!!!

Anyways, for the real story...


So, the hero's now having Splazor Cat back with them, they now turned toward the Mech and wizard army.

"We shall defeat thee!" Ram heroically cried, standing atop of a large rock whilst angelic music played in the background. Sever small children cheered with joy.

[HEADING=1]WHY? WE JUST WANT TO GO TO MARS![/HEADING]

"OH...ok then." Ram heroically cried, angelic music dulling down.

"Well, then...We shall defeat the zombie horde!" he cried again, standing proud on top of his rock. More children cheered.

"Didn't you guys take care of them?" Bill said, while he and the other mercs appeared. "Yeah, weren't they defeated by bombs?" Louise asked. "Nah, it was that crazy creepy girl." The mercs then hoped into a military-issued vehicle and drove into the sun-set, receiving a few 2nd degree burns.

"...Ok then, we'll go after Gera," Ram said, now loosing some of his original umph. The children now crowded around his rock, and one started to cry.

"Don't worry about her. I beat her, fair and square." Ragnorak said, patting his Yu-ge-oh deck with content.

"...Then...um...then...we can go after Maddawg?" Ram asked, hope tinging his voice. The rock crumbled underneath him, and the children started to walk away. One turned back to look him in his goat eyes, and spit on the ground he stood on.

"Nooo...I think he got bored with the whole bombing-the-world thing." Spike said.

"Are you even with us anymore?" Ram asked the trench-coat wearing, sandwich-making space cowboy. "Probably not." he said with a shrug.

Ram hung his head with grief. "Well...shit, now what?"

Ok, here are the choices. Either,

A)We do a go around where everyone re-introduces themselves, and we start a new adventure.

B)Our avatars all have a mighty, awesome filled death, and we try a new thread with new rules(I thought of making another like this, cept you don't have to have your character be your avatar.)

C)Same Death-thing as above, except no new thread, and we all go our separate days, until we reunite in an awkward getting-together thread 20 years later. Ragnorak will be the successfull one while Lazor Cat is the near-dead junkie, and Orgamso the angry one that will always be known as the one that left the group before they made it big....

...Aweful jokes aside, you guys vote on what you want to do.

I'm good with either A or B, unless I missed a plot device somewhere. You could lose an arm in the mess that's been made.
I like the 2nd choice. I say we do a thread based off of this Idea only we use it from a diffrent standpoint.


For example. We could play it from the roles of the silenced npcs and try and make it look like Freemen's mind..... On second thought bad idea. (p.s. If c is chosen then what will I be.)

Maddawg was in the sience ward of Nexus. There the top scientists from M.I.T (there locust. Who knew.)were hard at work on a biological weapon that would destroy the world... and Mars. The name of the weapon would be chosen at a later date. Maddawg was pleased with the results this far. He recived weekly progress reports from the project head A Dr.Freemen (Thats right the Crowbar is on my side)Soon the weapon would be finished and until then the Nukes would keep them occupied.

I have been gone for a while and if anyone finds problems with my story telling I urge them to message me with there concerns.
 

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The mechs grabbed onto the moon and shoved it toward earth.

[HEADING=1]THIS WILL DESTROY THE EARTH MUH HAHAHAHA![/HEADING]
 

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I've been itching to change my avatar, but I didn't want to sow confusion by playing a ninja monkey with something else (I'm not saying what) as my avatar. So I say option B.
 

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RagnorakTres said:
I've been itching to change my avatar, but I didn't want to sow confusion by playing a ninja monkey with something else (I'm not saying what) as my avatar. So I say option B.
Just find a way to introduce a new character like I did.
 

Daye.04

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What I thought would be kinda cool, though. Is if we all have a character from a random game. And just put them all together. Never mind their actual story, or anything. We just use the characters for our own game and story. And the rules are somewhat like they allready are. I think that would be awsome. My vote goes for B
 

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Daye.04 said:
What I thought would be kinda cool, though. Is if we all have a character from a random game. And just put them all together. Never mind their actual story, or anything. We just use the characters for our own game and story. And the rules are somewhat like they allready are. I think that would be awsome. My vote goes for B
Hmm... I quite like that idea! Imagine Gordan Freeman and Altair working together to stop Bowser and GLADOS!
 

Daye.04

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Shapsters said:
Hmm... I quite like that idea! Imagine Gordan Freeman and Altair working together to stop Bowser and GLADOS!
I didn't even think of using game-character-bad-guys. That would be even more awsome! That would be totally awsome! =D

Also. The character changing stunt of yours confused me. Since at my place, the avatar hadn't changed =P

Also. If we do it this way, I fear of Revolverwolves whining