The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: hows my Rping

I have been gone for a while and if anyone finds problems with my story telling I urge them to message me with there concerns.

Sir, your RPing is superb. And though I like the idea your starting, I have another plan

Spoiler: The Plan. Also, new guys read this to.

Here's what we'll do. This post will be the begining of (the end) NEWest adventure!
We, the heros, will meet in a great hall and introduce ourselfs, and the villains may do the same in a seperate great hall. After a day or so, if no one else joins in, we'll start a new adventure!
If you choose to change your character, go right ahead. It doesn't have to match your avatar, though I would prefer something fun and/or funny. And now, TO START!

Once upon a time, a group was formed....

The Great Halls of Justice rang with merry laughter. The great oak tables was ladened with food, and all were swigging the local grog or singing a happy tune.
Suddenly, the large oak doors were swung open, crashing to the sides with some unkown force. The hall quieted, but only for a moment. When they saw the smiling face of Ramthundar, their spirits were calmed. A few raised their drinks in greeting, with Ramthundar nodding in aknowledgement.
He made his way to an empty table, and sat his haunches down. Ramthundar was a warrior of the great Ram Tribe of Thundar Mountains, but he came to the halls to find some fun. His grand horns, 4 foot high, could go through both steel and stone with ease. He also commanded a little elemental and healing magic, having studied from his tribe's Wisewomen.

A waiter came swiftly to his table, notepad at the ready.
"Hey there, Ram. Will it be the usual?"
"Grass Root Beer, as you know. And I'm ordering for some friends." baaed the furry warrior.
"Alrighty, what you need?"
"One banana-tea, a saucer of milk, some beer, cup of strong coffee, and a platter of tuna, sushi, and sandwiches."
The waiter took it all down and headed straight for the kitchen. Ram simply sat and waited for the rest to come.

 

[RagnorakTres]

The doors of the great hall swung open and a figure darkened the doorstep. From the sword across his back to the shield on his left arm, this powerful figure of a man stood in his all-American glory:He was the Paladin of Truthiness.

He walked over to the table of Ramthundar and sat across from him, ignoring the catcalls and mutterings from the other patrons. "I understand you are looking for some adventurers."

"And who told you that?" asked Ramthundar, in a slightly belligerent tone of voice. Ever since America fell to the radicals and extremes, the Paladin had not been well-received.

"A certain monkey of our mutual acquaintance." Not that this bothered him any; he stood for all that was great about America: the democratic process, freedom, and apple pie. Especially apple pie.

"Ragnorak?" Ranthundar inquired, intrigued. He had not known the ninja was acquainted with the Paladin. "How is he? Why couldn't he come?"

"He is well. In fact he is better than well, he is Americazing. He is getting married at the end of the month, and needs time to find his clan and tell them of the new member."

"Ah! Well then, I wish him all good in his new life! Are yo going to be taking his place then?"

"Indeed. That is why I am here."

 

[Daye.04]

Spoiler: Sounds good

Althought. I found my idea rather amusing. Oh well.
I'll be one guy this time. It's just not as fun to die in every second post =P

The door slammed open. It was sunny outside. No scary noises or anything "Damnit" he thought to himself. As he entered, low wispering could be heard. They all recognized him. They all feared him. Or at least his power. Or should I say his ability to cut it off.

He stood tall, with a woolen jacket, and jeans. Upon the woolen jacket, he had a vest. A vest full of tools. A knife, a plier, a couple of star and flat screwdrivers to name a few. In his pocket behind, he had his trusty Companion Rag, his two gloves and most important of all - his Fluke (Multimeter (Uhm .. An instrument to measure ampere, voltage and resistant if you don't know)). He had entered the "The Hall of Shave".The Electrician.

His first words when entering was "Who the fuck removed the two lines on the 'm', making it 'shave'??" a kid at one of the tables squiled in fear. Two others esacped into the kitchen.
The Electrician sat down at a corner table. Pulled out a snuff (No, not the porn. The tobacco), placed it firmly in his mouth, and sat back with a gleeful smile. "Only thing left, is for someone to make my day with an attempt to defeat me"

Spoiler: Same as Maddawg

If there's anything you don't like me doing, feel free to give me a shout

 

[The_Chief]

The doors flew open as the small cat figure came in. everyone stopped for a second, thinking it was a street cat. a man in the kitchen came out with a wooden rolling pin to beat the cat. but he utter "yea baby yea", snapped his paw finger things, and everyone realized he was the mighty splazor cat. he sat down at the table next to ram. "did order already?"
Ram answered "yea i ordered you tuna and some tuna for everyone."
"but i wannnttt ittt allll!"
"calm down or you won't get any."
"fine. ooohhh look what i learned to do i can turn translucent or what ever the word is."

 

[Lastbayking]

The doors of the great hall slammed shut and the bayking walked out, followed by a cohort of soliders.
"Sir the continuim has gone to hell." Said captain obvious.
"Yes, what should we do."
"Go bad freakin evil again, wipe out other evil doers and finish off the heroes?"
"To orginal."
"Go good and defeat evil."
"I'm not a cat now."
"Then what, may I ask sir?"But the bayking only grinned.

High in space:
"Sir, the ship went to fast, we are now in a different plane of existance, what will we do."
"What the plan was orginally, bomb the hall of heroes." Said The baykings brother Plantiums.
"Speeding up MaC rounds."

 

[Shapsters]

The doors to the great hall opened, everyone looked but there was no one.

"Down here!" demanded Trev "I would like an ale please!"

The 4'9 Magician jumped onto the bar stool,

"So, what is the evil scheme for today?" asked Magical Trevor whilst stroking his beard.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Meanwhile...

Below the great hall a massive party was going down in the depths of Nexus. Maddawg was sitting in his throne room. It was a celebration party for the completion of the superweapon. Gordon Freemen the leader of the project was present. He bowed before Maddawg ."You have done well Gordon. Here have a gift for your hard work." Gordon took the gift and opened it. Inside he found a crowbar he used sign language to thank the locust leader and threw the crowbar into the pile of crowbars he already owned.

Spoiler: Attention to all villans

If you would like to be a villan you can either enter the throne room or choose your own setting.

 

[Shapsters]

Meanwhile...

Below the great hall a massive party was going down in the depths of Nexus. Maddawg was sitting in his throne room. It was a celebration party for the completion of the superweapon. Gordon Freemen the leader of the project was present. He bowed before Maddawg ."You have done well Gordon. Here have a gift for your hard work." Gordon took the gift and opened it. Inside he found a crowbar he used sign language to thank the locust leader and threw the crowbar into the pile of crowbars he already owned.

Spoiler: Attention to all villans

If you would like to be a villan you can either enter the throne room or choose your own setting.

Spoiler: Hilarious

I loved the sign language thing!

 

[Ramthundar]

"Well, we've been here for a couple a days now. Let's Rock!" Ram cried, ramming his way out the door and to outdoor freedom.
"Only three members? I do not see much good coming from that" the Paladin mused, rubbing his manly-American chiseled chin.
"Yeah. The Jonas Brothers make a good example!" Splazor Cat said.
"Oh, bah. I'm sure we'll meet some more on the road. We'll just do some random dungeon-crawling till the main-baddies have a evil plan we can thwart. Plenty of time."
Ram then started heading toward the north. He passed a large sign bearing the words "LARGE GENERIC MONSTER CAVE, 20 TURNS/26.3 STEPS NORTH."

 

[The_Chief]

"ill cave us some trouble. theres the cave. its big. to many turns. ill blow it up. leaving just monsters. SHOO DA WHOOP!" splazor cat screamed. the cave turned to ashes leaving about 100 monsters exposed.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

All of the suddent a large vortex appeared from behind the monsters. The powerful monsters were sucked into the vortex,which then closed behind them. Where the hundred of monsters stood now only 1 Human reamined. The man had a hood on and his face could not be seen.

"That jerk stole my kills now I'm pissed." SHOO DA WHOOP! Laser cat fired his most powerful laser at the man who made no effort to move. Laser cat smiled as the shot him directly. The location where the laser hit left nothing. "Ha no one kills my monsters." "I wouldn't be so happy laser cat" said the Paladin as he pointed up. The man floated high in the air motionless, just staring at them. The man floated down to the ground. He turned around and then walked away. "HEY WAIT!" said the ram the man turned the corner and Ram followed him. Ram turned the corner and was shocked to find the man had vanished.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Um...okay then." Ram said, a little confused. Not only had his quest been blown up and sucked into a vortex, but he saw a man disapear behind a corner in the middle of nowhere.
"We'll just try the next cave, then. And now blowing it up this time!"

"Ah, spoils-sport." Splazor Cat mumbled.

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Hmmm...I smell communism!!!" said the Paladin as he stroked his chiseled American-type chin. The group approached the next cave when a representative of the Paladin's arch-enemy, the Communist Collective, appeared.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Take aim my comrades."Said the leader of the CC. "Kill the capitlist pigs" The CC took aim at our heroes with there weapons. "Hey look over there."

Naturally the CC turned around. They saw a note on the ground and picked it up. The note read "This is meant to be a distraction while we do something very bad to you. Just continue reading this message until we are finished............ Okay were done." The CCs turned around to find the heroes fleeing. "After them!" The soliders began to chase after them but soon tripped. They looked back to see what tripped and they were Horified at what they saw. THERE SHOELACES WERE TIED TOGETHER!!! "Curse you pigs curse you! Oh well I'm sure we will win the space race."

 

[RagnorakTres]

As the heroes ran from the Communist Collective, they saw another cave, and decided to try their luck there. They found 13 mirrors, with several children that looked to be a little over a year old. As they entered the cavern, the babies smashed the looking glasses. 7 horrendous spirits flew out of each and attacked the heroes.

The spirits gibbered and swooped through the heroes. Was this their end?

 

[Ramthundar]

"Hahah, stop! That tickles!" giggled Ram, as another spirit passed through him.
"Don't worry, Ram, I'll get those sacks of spirit shit some of my Lazors! SHOO DA---
"NO! You fool! If you blast in here, the whole place will collapse on us!" cried American Paladin, clamping the cat's mouth shut.
"Yeah, besides, these things are harmless! They pass right through us." Ram said, holding in his laughter as yet another spirit passed through.
"Well, that could be dangerous. Who knows what those things have been through?!" cried Splazor Cat, eyeing the ghosts. "They might be leaving dirt or something in your esophagus! And we all know what that will do."
"No,seriously, nothing to worry about. These spirits have almost have no power in the mortal realm. Heck, the only thing that they can do is pick up things that way less then half a gram! What are they going to do, chuck pebbles in our eyes."

"That," American Paladin said, "Or create a vortex of deadly glass shards able to rip into soft flesh, tearing an unprotected animal to shreds."

"Yeah, and where are they going to find glass in the middle of....oh." Ram turned to see 3 spinning cyclones of glass, all slowly coming toward the heroes.

"...Who you going to call?" Splazor Cat said while backing away from the spirits.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Ghostbusters!" cried the American Paladin in American-Pop-Culture glory.

 

[Shapsters]

"Ghostbusters!" cried the American Paladin in American-Pop-Culture glory.

[sup]someones trying to bump his thread! [/sup]

 

[Shapsters]

"Alright! I am done with this!" cried Mike, "I shall destroy the world with my... no... I will bomb the... no... Damn! I am all out of ideas! I can't think of anything evil to do!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg was in the science bay of Nexus watching the test site for the new super weapon. The Locust released some of the captive Cogs and gave them some of the most powerful weapons. The cogs were armed with A boomshot,A Mulcher,A Hammer Of Dawn, and A Jukebox that was playing the cole train Rap.

"Release the weapon". The giant gate at the either side of the area opened up and a huge monstrosity rushed out and attacked the cogs. They did not even have enough time to start the Jukebox and were rip to pieces. The Beast then returned to his cage and it closed behind it.

Unfortunatly Maddawg blinked and did not even see the beast before it was gone. He looked over at Gordon who was at his side. "Keep this up and I think you'll be getting a 2nd Gravity Gun.