The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[maddawg IAJI]

As the Zombie Electrican ran for his life he thought to himself "Wait am I a zombie from Left 4 dead or a zombie from Deadrising?" After he finished his thought his legs broke off and he fell off the roof. He hit the ground pretty hard and thought to himself "Deadrising."

 

[Ramthundar]

"How are we supposed to get him out? The doors locked!" Splazor Cat shouted, eyeing the on-coming army.
"Well, perhaps if we find a way to those realys" mused Ram, eyeing the wires, "We can climb those boxes there, make our way through the ventalation system, enter the room, take out any opposition, then we try to short-cuircit the realys with some rubber bands, coke, a mallet, and.."
Suddenly, a large flash of light made Ram turn around. The Electrical Store now seemed to be missing a large chunk of itself, the walls still standing slightly smoking.
"Or you can blast the walls with your splazor. Either or."

 

[Captain Pancake]

As they stepped into the store, they looked around tentatively. by this point, they knew well enough to stay on guard. suddenly, from behind the counter, Sam burst up, screaming,
"You dumb sh*ts! you really think blasting me with a laser would help?" as Sam turned to inspect the damage done, the others stared in horror at the abyss, as standing before them, was an elaborate and archaic Symbol, similar to an "O".
"wait..." said the ram, "I recognize that symbol."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"What this? It's just a Cherrio." Sam picked up the cheerio and gave it to Ram. "Now then I hope you are able to pay for the door you just broke becuase if you don't I will be very very angry." "Oh yeah" said Splazorcat"What are you gonna do about it?"As the feline finished his sentence the stereos and Tvs in the store began morphing into Robots."The beauty of living in the middle east is fast delivry from Japan" said Sam "I would like you to meet my own little transformers army.They are the most advance killing machines on the face of the earth and they will destroy you." One of the Transformers, who was hidden as a flat screen Tv stepped up. "Sony attack the intru-" "Wait! before you kill us just one question.Did you ever sell one of these robots to a customer?" "Well there was this one guy who came in for a Xbox 360.

(Flashback to an apartment)

"Oh boy I can't wait to play Street Fighter 4." The young boy placing the disk into his Xbox. The Xbox spits out the disc, transforms and yells "YOU DARE PLAY THAT CRAP ON ME!! I WILL DESTROY YOU PUNY LITTLE-" Then in the middle of his chest 3 flashing red lights appeared. "Oh hang on a sec." The Xbox took out a cellphone "Hello Microsoft. Yeah it happened again."

 

[Daye.04]

"But hold on a god damn second, would you?" Ram said "Why do you all of a sudden attack us? I mean correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't you on our side?" Sam suddenly calmed down. Looking about him, as if he had just appeared. "Uh .. What happened?" Ram were suprised by this sudden change of mood "What you mean? You just told all these electronics to kill us" Ram answered "Yeah! And I was about to blast yo ass!" Splazor said while chombing down on the Cheerios they had recently found. "Splazor ... This is no time for snacks" Ram told the cat "But I was hungry. We should have entered a grocery store. You think there's any tuna around?" Splazor asked.

"Wait!" Sam said "Now I remember what happened. I saw a cheerios. And I grabbed it. And then it started speaking words .. I'm not sure what those were though." Sam finished "Something like 'your friends are not what you think they are, and you must destroy them right away'?" Splazor inquired. "Yes. Yes, that's what that voi- Oh shit! Run, ram!" they were just lucky enough to avoid splazor cat's lazer. And they knew they had to abandon their lost friend, for he had eaten the Cheerios of Foemanship.

As Splazor Cat saw is former friends run in terror, he thought to himself "heh .. 'run, ram' ... Funny"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Meanwhile!

In an apartment in New York City a man works dilligently on a painting. He has painted for hours and hours ingoring the needs to eat,sleep,and use the bathroom. He had finnaly finished and studyed the photo. He holds up the photo and asks himself "what could this mean?"

He knows that it is the key to figuring out what needs to be done. [http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7503/paintingoblivionzw2.jpg]


Back in Isarel
The Isarelian army had cornered Splazor cat (Who should really start posting again.) and placed a diamond muzzel on him to stop his lazors. "*What do we do with it*" said a solider to his superior. "*This is a very rare very powerful cat. We will give it to the president adtr it is neutered of course*" A muffeld "WHAT!!" Came from Lazor cat after reading the subtitles to understand them.

*= Translated from Isrealan language.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Hey, you can't neuter are friend! Even if he hasn't done much posting!" Ram cried, but was held down by the Israelian soldiers.
"*What do we do with the Man and Ram, sir?*" inquired one of the soldiers.
"*Hehe, Man, Ram...What? Oh, well, the man can of course be recruited. As for the Ram, take him to our farm..."
"WHAT? I will not be subjugated to be a lowly farm animal!"
"*He looks like a good stud to breed with our flock of goats.*"
"I mean, I will not be subjugated until I have seen this farm of yours. Could be a very nice farm, for all I know." Ram said, and began to follow the Israelian farmer.

Spoiler: About Our MIA players..

Ragnorak and Lazor Cat. Seems like the only people left are me, Maddawg, and Daye. And seeing as though that's two villains and one hero, this needs to change. So, we can either
A)Message our MIA, also adding Shapster to our list, or
B)Assume they have died a horrible death and move on by finding new players.
What's your guyses vote?

 

[RagnorakTres]

Sorrysorrysorry!!!! Forgot all about you guys in the recent rush of doom I've been dealing with. If you want details, ask Ram to forward the PM I replied to him with.
Sam went all Chuck on the Israelis asses: he flipped over their heads and beat them senseless in a flurry of movement. He freed Splazor after he had completely demolished the detachment and looked at Ram. "Well, what do we do now? I sense plot in another place, but nowhere near here."

 

[Daye.04]

In the New York apartment:
"It means, my friend that you're a lousy painter" a guy with indian ancestors walked up to the painter. The painter ran for the toilet, while grabbing a sandvich. From the toilet he spoke "But surely there must be some kind of deeper meaning to it! I didn't bypass all my needs to realize I was a lousy painter." the guy with indian ancestors walked closer to the bathroom. "Yes. Yes, there is a deeper meaning to it, but stop calling me 'Shirley' "

Back with our heroes:
"Oh no, you won't! SHOO DA WHO *Cough!* *Cough!*" the splazor cat coughed up a pile of hair. Among the hair the Cheerios was. "Whe- where am I?" Sam turned and smile. You're among friends now. Among friends that's going to get the hell away from here"

 

[Shapsters]

[Sup bitches?! I kinda have a problem with mah avatar, not much of a character I can make. Any ideas?(Besides change it]

 

[Ramthundar]

"Exactly." Ram said, but with a little worry in his tone. He didn't have any magic for flying or teleporting. And he didn't think a portal would conviniently appear for them. "Unless..."
"Unless what? Why did you just stand there,for a minute?" Splazor Cat asked.
"Sorry, little inner-monolouge going. But I know how we can get out of here. We just need a deus ex machina!"

Spoiler: Shapster

Don't worry, mate. I made a new rule a while back saying you don't have to use you avatar as your character. Just try making a wacky and interesting character, like Daye did!

 

[Daye.04]

The heroes wandered to find this Deus Ex machina.

After a quick walk, they encountered a mass of people standing around a preacher. "Who's that?" Ram asked. "That's the Deus Ex representive" a Guilty Bystander asnwere

They stuck around to listen to his speech
"... That is what you must cherish! That is what you must worship. People who make sense. They are the true root of all good. And I am among them. I am a sense-maker! I make sense of what you can not! Wich is why you should worship me!"
"What did he say?" Ram asked
"I don't know" the Guilty Bystander responded
"I think he said we should worship the fence-makers. Those who make fences of what non other can" Splazor replied
"Hey, dude!" Sam shouted to the speaker "There's nothing big about being a fence-maker. My father was one .. Wait .. That's not good"

The Deus Ex representive looked at the newcomers. "You fools! I said you should worship the sense-makers. Those who make sense where no one can see it"
"What did he say?" Ram asked
"I don't know" the Guilty Bystander responded
"I think he said we should worship the lense-makers. Those who make lenses for those who can't see it" Splazor replied
"hey, dude!" Sam shouted to the speaker "There's no big deal about making lenses for people who have bad sight. And what you mean by 'it'? Wait .. I don't want to know

The Deus Ex representive still looked at the newcomers. "You fools! I said you should worship the sense-makers. Those who have quality has an ability"
"What did he say?" Ram asked
"I don't know" the Guilty Bystander responded
"I think he said we should worship the Benz-makers. Those who apply quality to their creations" Splazor replied
"Hey, dude!" Sam shouted to the speaker "There's nothing fancy about making quality cars. My mother joined Benz right before they had to be bought by Mercedes .... Wait .. Crap."

"I've had it!" the Deus Ex representive said. And with that, all the cars in the street transformed into robots, and they started shooting lazor towards the heroes. "What's up with all the transformer stuff?" Ram asked. "I told you .. Good access to Japan" Sam answered before Splazor Cat started laughing to himself "lazor .. He he"

 

[Shapsters]

"Psst, hey Ram! Ya! Over here!" whispered the talking bush, "Come here, I got something you might like!"

Ram walked over to the bush and looked around, "Who the hell said that?" he asked, "Hello? Anyone there??"

"Right here dumbass! The bush stupid!"

Ram looked down at Talking Bush,

"Uhhhh... you're a bush? And you can talk?"

"Damn straight! You need some help taking down those villains?"

Spoiler: Wacky enough character?

Talking Bush!!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Now destroy the infedels my robtic followers. Destroy them and make them feel the wrath of the sense-makers." As the Transfromers batteled the heroes a man in a white cloak approached the representive. "Mayrlnn Mansion?" Said the Man. "Yes that is my name. Who are You?" "I am an Assaian. I have come to ask you one simple question if I do not get the anwser I want I will kill you." The representive takes a large gulp "W-w-what is the question?" "Where can I find one of those transformers? If I had one of those I would never have to worry about another annoying begger ever again." The preacher lets out a sigh of relif "In that case you can find them all over Japan." "Awww Japan I was going to go to Barcolona. Hang on let me check my schedule. Let's see after Spain I head over to london for a dance with the Queen,Washington D.C for the presidential ball and I guess I could squeeze in Tokyo on my way back. Now before I go I must follow the 4th rule of my creed. Unfortuantly if I told you I would have to kill you. But here you can read about it in our phanplet." The Preacher grabs the phanplet and scans down the rules of the creed until he reached number 4. "Thouh shall always stab them with the Pointy side. Pointy side of Wh-" The preacher had gotten his anwser. A sharp hidden blade had pierced his chest and the assaisn dissepeared.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Sure mister magical Bush! But how can you possible help me?" Ram asked the strange bush, trying his hardest not to feast on it's delectable leaves.

 

[Shapsters]

"Uh... well... I'm not to sure." The Talking Bush stood up and walked around, "To be honest with ya, I am just kinda bored, looking for something to do."

 

[Ramthundar]

"Oh, um. well...maybe you can control the power of nature? You know, using your branches and green, shiny...juicy, suculant leaves." Ram sighed, drool forming on his snout.

 

[Shapsters]

"Psh! I wish! Tried that already, I can't really do much... Oh!!! I can do this!" The Talking Bush shook and 5 berry grew on his leaves, "Tadaa!!!"

"Wow... thats it? Thats pretty pathetic Mr Bush." Ram ate some of the berries, "MMmm! These are tasty! Ever eaten one before?"

The Talking Bush popped a berry in his mouth, and began growing. He grew and grew until he was a mighty Evergreen Tree, standing at 30 stories high.

"COOL!" he bellowed.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Alright, Mr.Evergeen! Take down those giant robots! in disguise!" cried Ram. As the giant tree made swipes at the robots, Ram charged their legs with a mighty head-butt.

 

[Shapsters]

HOLY SHIT!! bellowed Talking Evergreen Tree, I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THOSE ROBOTS!!

Talking Evergreen Tree ran at the robots, he picked two up and smashed them together. Using his roots, he crushed one of the robots.

One robot however, was rather cunning, he snuck behind the tree and cut the roots holding him down.

WHAT THE- TTTIIMMMMBBBEEERRRR!! he roared as he fell to the ground, crushing some of the robots.

GREAT, WHAT DO I DO NOW? asked Talking Evergreen Tree, face down on the ground.