"Psh, sign-language my ass! She is just trying to creep us out!" warned The Slightly Larger Talking Bush, "Hey! You!! Talk or I will call the police or something along those lines!"
Deciding to talk for the first time in a while "Fine, then well kill you and call the police to report suicide!!!" suddenly somone else entered the room
Before they could react, (Samurai)Huey knocks the other two aside, draws his sword and blocks an incoming attack from another school girl bearing a tachi(long sword katana). The girl, whose raven hair holds a bluish tint that matches her eyes furiously yells "I won't let you hurt Hatsumi!" and viciously attacks (Samurai)Huey who can only defend her sword
"What in the Samuel Jackson hell is going on here?" cried Ram, picking himself up from the debrie. "One minute I was talking to this guy, next thing I know the damn house ate me! And I thought we we're in a hotel." He looked around. "Where the hell is the hotel?!"
He looked around some more. "And why is a little afro-samurai fighting a dragon?"
"I swear to god that if I live through this I will never go drinking again!" Samii the cow cried looking around hysterically. "And how the hell did we get to Japan so quickly?" Samii asked.
"Ram! You gotta help us here man! Eat one of my berries!! Ram did so and then The Slightly Larger Talking Scared Bush followed. He began growing and growing until he was The Mighty Evergreen Tree again.
But, before anymore could be done, the blonde girl, apparently 'Hatsumi' runs between them and the dragon.
-Please don't hurt my sister!- she signs.
"...."
"...."
".... Bullshit!" The Slightly Larger Talking Bush yelled and charged the two.. Only to be kicked aside by (Samurai)Huey, who then took to the air and landed a strike that whacked its head off.
"Finished." Sighed (Samurai)Huey as he sheathed his weapon.
The blonde schoolgirl wept for the slain girl until
"Oi, Hatsumi? What's with all the noise?" The very girl (Samurai)Huey just killed poked her head through the door
*Ahem* For those who were more interested in a violent result, the point wasn't to kill the girls, since there's a plot point I wanted to try
"Hm, what a delicious berry." Commented Ram. He then saw what little afro-samurai did to the dragon. "Woo! Dragon slaying! My favorite sport, next to Bear Wrestling and Piranha Diving!"
Ram looked at the new group. "Soooo...maybe we should introduce ourselves, hmm? My name..." Ram started, but quickly jumped on a nearby rock "Is Ram, Warrior of the Tundar Tribe!" he cried heroically, striking a pose.
Suddenly, many small children came to surround his rocks.
After a few minutes of silence, he turned to look at them. "This is the part where you cheer and celebrate and HOLY SHIT!" he finished, for he saw that the school children were the same as the creepy cat kid in that one movie where a white-girl go's into a haunted japanese house, and why always white girls, what, a black girl can't handle herself in a fight? let me tell you, they have quiet the punch when they get riled, like this one time...
ANYWAYS! The creepy school kids start to grab Ram. "Gahh! Someone help!"
Now I made a pop-culture reference! YAY! Oh, and World of Dragon, don't worry about the plot points. If you keep at them, you can usually keep a story on track. It's just sometimes we like to get a little wild (watch out especially for Maddawg and Daye, both hilarious and random.)
"Ram!" Yelled Samii, running toward the creepy school to help out Ram. Trying to get the creepy school children off of Ram, Samii used her gigantic ass to crush the creepy kids, and rescue Ram.
"Oh no, Mr. Evergreen! Don't worry, I'll save you!" Samii the Cow cried. She then rushed behind the Evergreen. "Hey, you little creepy children!" The creeps turned to stare at Samii with their huge, bug eyes. "Smell it!" she cried, then turned and stuck her butt out. Straining her colon as much as she dared, she suddenly let a massive fart rip. It blasted away the children in one mighty gust!
"Ahh, that felt good." she sighed.
"So anyone care to explain what the factor just happened here? Or is everyone as confused as i am?" Asked Sho "Ok so what do we do now anyway, Im not farmilier with this region of japan and im betting the trees gonna turn back into the useless bush pretty soon here..."
HEY!! I AM A MIGHTY EVERGREEN AND I WILL destroy you do you understand me? I will... dammit!" The Talking Mighty Evergreen Tree was The Slightly Larger Talking Bush again. He looked at Sho, "I hate you so much right now."
"So zetta pathetic, you really are useless aren't you!" Laughed Sho. "Wheres that Huey kid? i havnt seen him since samii 'defeated' the sisters... Well i really don't care, im hungry though got any more berries I can eat?"
(Ohhh Japan land of communism...or is that China.Never did anything with Japan but let's see what I can cook up.)
Ram had walked outside and saw that they were in a small village."Hey guys come check this out." Ram shouted. "I don't think were in kansas anymore." The slightly taller bush looked at Ram "Wait we were Isarel not Kansas." "You know what I mean." He went back inside to see if he could find a map or a calander. "Let's see here I can't read the map but the date is August 6th 1945. There's something famaliar about that date." HOLY SHIT!! THE BLAST SENT US BACK IN TIME!" Shouted the Bush. "Now hold on Bush it could just be a really old calander." Said Samii. "Will you two be quiet for 5 seconds listen." Shouted Sho. A loud whistiling sound was clearly heard. As seconds passed the sound became louder. "I remeber now it's the date of the U.S bombing of Hiroshima and.. if there...is a bomb...falling...then were in Hiroshima." Ram went completly pale and shouted "RUN FOR YOURE LIFE!!! SCREW WOMEN AND CHILDREN SAVE THE FARM ANIMAL! PARTICULARLY THE ONE WITH HORNS!!!!."
You wanted random well you got it and to Shapsters. Yes I did make a Uranus joke
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