The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

"Foil: First Outer Inner Last! I'll help you Ram!" Sho exclaimed he tried to catch up but ram was too fast so he summoned a shield of darkness in front of Ram and he ran straight into it. "That stopped me but owww!" Ram cried "Wait this doesn't make sense, if you can summon this random bullshit why didnt you use it to save us all of those times!?" Asked the bush. "So zetta slow! It's a shield of darkness and those who are evil arnt effected by any of my dark weapons, i can summon noise or go leo cantus and these effect anyone but it takes alot of energy..." Explained sho. "So basicaly your main form of attack only works on good guys?!?" Asked the bush. "well i guess you could put it that way but-" But the bush cut off Sho and said "AND YOU WERE CALLING MY POWER STUPID!?!?!?" Exclaimed bush "Ok thats enough! We shouldnt be fighting ourselves we should be fighting... Ummm well... The hooded guy, maybe... I dont know at this point..." Said ram

 

[The_Chief]

"when in doubt FIRE THE LAZORS!!! FWAH!" lazor cat exclaimed happily while firing off a lazor into the random darkness.

 

[world_of_dragons]

(Samurai)Huey took a step forward and knocked his fist on the wall of rocks, causing it to fall.

"That was easy"

However on the other side, our heroes found a Rancor monster from KOTOR 1 with a shotgun in its mouth an two peg legs.

"Why... WHY GODDAMNIT!!"

 

[ajb924]

"What the factor, is it just me or is Huey major bad luck!?" Sho whined. "Don't fear I have an idea!!" Bush said "Great now we need a plants help..." Sho whined again. "Bite me, at least i have a power that can hurt bad guys!! Anyway, Ram eat this berry" Ram did "NOW I HAVE BECOME THE MIGHTY EVERGREEN!!!" And with that The Tree made the cave opening colapse on the rancor. "Great going now were stuck in this cave.... AGAIN!!!" Huey cried.

 

[The_Chief]

"i can blast it open with a lazor. should i?" Lazor cat said.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Just then three more rancors appeared and army of Brumaks as well. "WHY ARE THERE MORE MONSTERS?! BECUASE I BID IT SO!" Said the mysterious voice. "THEY ARE HERE BECUASE I WISH THEM TO BE HERE BUT SINCE I DON"T WANT TO GET SUED I JUST GAVE THEM PEG LEGS AND A SHOTGUN. I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY YOU KNOW." "I don't understand" Said Huey (The crime solving rank 12 samurai) "You said that we would get the anwsers we want and what we want to know is who are you, why are you doing this and where did this cat come from." "WELL THE CAT IS PRETTY WIERD BUT I WILL TELL YOU WHY I'M DOING THIS AND WHO I AM. MY NAME MECHA NAPOLEN!!!!!......THE THIRD. I AM DOING THIS BECUASE I WANT THE TOMATOS.I WILL NO TAKE OTHER QUESTIONS BUT BE WARNED FOR EVERY QUESTION ASKED I WILL A SLICE OF CHESEE DOWN THE THROAT OF A PUPPY OF CHEESE." "WHAT GOD DAMN POTATO'S?!!!" shouted Ram (disabled crime solving janitor from hell). Mecha Napolen picked up a puppy and shoved the cheese down his throat.THE POTATOS IN YOUR MAPLE SYURP COVERED IHOP.I WANT THOSE TOMATOS ATTACK MY MINONS AND BRING ME THERE PUDDING FILLED HEADS!"

Spoiler: Ya.....

. I wanted to make a strange character who is similar to chef brian of ctrl-alt-delete. If you have never seen Brian here is a link [http://www.mywiinews.com/wp-content/uploads/link_twilight_princess2.jpg]and and here is a link to chef brian [http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/archives.php]

 

[ajb924]

"Wait i recognize that voice... ITS THE COMPOSER!" Sho said and began to run further into the cave.

 

[world_of_dragons]

"...... This is bullshit man"

But then the whole army exploded and Jesus was reso-ACK!

We're having some technical difficulties, please excuse our mess

When the "show" comes back, the entire army is seen lying on the ground as (Samurai)Huey sheathes his sword and the others... Do whatever they do after finishing a fight.

"Alright, man let us outta here!"

"...No"

"...."

"..."

Then (Samurai)Huey chopped his head off, causing a portal to open and the group to fall in, ending up in the house they crashed into when they were blown to Japan.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

*sigh* you love to ninja me don't you and why are we back in Japan.

I would have preffered Venice for a fight on the Taxis,Or paris for night lit rooftop battle royal.

Disregard this post as I have nothing to work with to move on the story.

*Hangs up Sorry were closed sign.*

 

[Ramthundar]

"Damn, back here again, in the land of Ninja'd." sighed Ram.

"Oh, and hey Splazor Cat! I didn't see you there, or the times when we time-traveled, exploded, was attacked by Care Bears, or eaten by a house." h

 

[ajb924]

"I finally found you composer now prepare to- OH WHAT THE FACTOR!?!? I was sooo close.... Sooooo close" Sho whined.... "Damn stupid bush i blame you..." Sho muttered. And with that the group ran out of the house as fast as they could and into their next adventure.

 

[world_of_dragons]

Next thing they know, they encounter the two sisters again

"There you are, says the dark-haired one. Listen, the reason your house exploded is because I needed to speak to Huey!"

-Yeah, we need you help with something-Her blonde sister, Hatsumi signs.

"We just realized that we want to have hot lesbian relations with each other, but some prick Shinto god wants to make us blood relatives so it'll be more nasty than hot." The dark haired one says

 

[ajb924]

All "WE'LL HELP YOU OUT!!!!" "SOHCAHTOA! Where can we find this shinto god? And what do lesbian sisters have to do with the space time continuam!?"

 

[Ramthundar]

"....O...k...." Ram mumbled. He did not expect such a sudden turn to this hot-and-bothered events.
"Hell yeah we can help you!" the Slightly Larger Talking Bush exclaimed.
"Keep your wood down, you." Ram scolded the Talking Bush.

 

[ajb924]

Ok fine just ignore my complicating question.... So where do we find this Shinto god in the first place?!"

 

[world_of_dragons]

The dark-haired girl looked to Sho

"Well... My sister here is actually one of the librarians of a great library of worlds, so killing her can cause you to end up in different worlds." She explained.

-Yeah, but my real blood sister-Lilith-slept with a Shinto god in exchanged for making Hazuki-chan and I blood related in this world so she can have her all to herself-Hatsumi signs. -I heard Huey-chan is the rumored Afro Samurai reincarnated, so hopefully he can help us-

Spoiler: the sisters Hazuki & Hatsumi

 

[ajb924]

"You know what i don't even want to know what the factor is going on but lesbian action sounds good so where can we find Shinto?" Asked Sho. "Wait a second, how the hell do we kill a god?" asked Ram

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The dark-haired girl looked to Sho

"Well... My sister here is actually one of the librarians of a great library of worlds, so killing her can cause you to end up in different worlds." She explained.

-Yeah, but my real blood sister-Lilith-slept with a Shinto god in exchanged for making Hazuki-chan and I blood related in this world so she can have her all to herself-Hatsumi signs. -I heard Huey-chan is the rumored Afro Samurai reincarnated, so hopefully he can help us-

(You know what i'm not even gonna bother with this one. You guys can solve your own problems)

 

[ajb924]

The dark-haired girl looked to Sho

"Well... My sister here is actually one of the librarians of a great library of worlds, so killing her can cause you to end up in different worlds." She explained.

-Yeah, but my real blood sister-Lilith-slept with a Shinto god in exchanged for making Hazuki-chan and I blood related in this world so she can have her all to herself-Hatsumi signs. -I heard Huey-chan is the rumored Afro Samurai reincarnated, so hopefully he can help us-

(You know what i'm not even gonna bother with this one. You guys can solve your own problems)

"Maddawg wait!!!" Sho cried but whoever maddawgs current charecter was had disapeard "Ok so back to square one Where do we find Shinto and how do we kill him?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

( (+)=Out of Character )