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Ramthundar

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"Hmm, mighty tasks indeed...but perhaps we ought to go for a more awsome route, ie, the route that leads to #845 GENERIC CAVE WITH MONSTERS!" Ram shouted, pointing to a nearby cave.
The rest of the group just look at him with dumbfounded gazes.
"...Or we can put it up to a vote! Unless, of course, some random thing happens that sends us to a quest, sort of thing..." Ram hinted, gazing at the skies for help.

ok, time for bed. Sorry about the weird posting. I need to sleep before posting, i've found. I'll join again tomorrow, sometime. chow!
 

terribleyetfun

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the ram look to the sky and then a jar fell onto his head the jar hit the ground and smashed open letting forth a black blob.
The blob started to form into a creature a man made entirely of shadow with green facial features.
"last time I take public transport" the creature said dusting himself off. raising his eyes up to the group of travelers and one very angry looking ram.
"oh crap a monster kill it" the one with the Afro shouted. everyone leaped into the air to attack.
"I have a quest for you" HE shouted, everyone stopped dead in their tracks somehow remaining in mid-air.
"okay seeing as how you just defied the laws of gravity you seem interested so I`l tell you I need you guys to escort me to the nearest village so I can pick up my dry-cleaning I can give you money" the shadow said grinning holding up a bag.
 

000Ronald

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The Logician scoffed. "We're adventurers; we don't need your stinking money. C'mon, lets get this man his dry cleaning!"
 

terribleyetfun

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"uh yeah sure money that`s what was in my bag not an evil chemical no not at all,oh by the way the name`s Mr.terrible pleased to make your acquaintance" terrible said extending his hand for a handshake skillfully not letting anyone see the palm of his hand.
 

000Ronald

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The Logician sighed. "Yeah, we're not stupid enough to buy that. Now give us the evil chemicals or I'll personally Rickroll you to death. Is that what you want?"
 

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"oh Jesus not a rickroll have a heart man" terrible frantically said scraping his hands down his face.
"okay fine here, the`re in the bag" he said handing it to the logician the logician grabbed the bagged and looked deep into it.
"I don`t see anything are you sure you`ve got evil chemicals in here" logician said his head practically inside the bag.
"no I don`t have any chemicals in there...but I`ve got your soul" as soon as terrible finished his sentence a bright light shot out of the bag completely enveloping the logician`s head and taking his soul and before anyone had a chance to do anything terrible punched logician in the gut and ran off with his soul.
"ha try and get me now you do-gooders" terrible said leaping over a fence.
 

000Ronald

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Terrible (yet fun) never made it over the fence. The Logician teleported in front of him, causing him to fall backwards. He was immediately rammed by Ram. "Take The Logician's soul, will you!"

The Logician took back his soul. "That was completely uncalled for, buddy. Now I'm really gonna rickroll you to death."


And with that, The Logician snapped his fingers, teleporting Terrible (yet fun) back to his master, and beginning the constant rickroll that would eventually and inevetably lead to his death.

Does that mean we don't have to pick up his dry cleaning? Jerry asked.

"Well, yeah, but more importiantly and distrssingly, we don't have a quest."

As The Logician said this, the clouds parted, a light shone upon them, and a powerful voice boomed, "Yes you do..."
 

maddawg IAJI

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Maddawg and the reavers floated high above the group. "Sir why do we stay here they are unaware of us we sould attack". Maddawg turned to the solider and said "You wanna attack go right ahead I'm not stopping you." The lone solider rushed forward firing rockets at the group. He was quickly spotted and Rickrolled by logican. "Okay then anyone else want to attack? I didn't think so now shut up i got my own plan." Maddawg then scribbled on a piece of paper and explained what he was doing. "If the stupid monkey wants revenge on the creators of that anime we will grant him his revenge." i have drawn him a map to the creators house, there we will be waiting for them." Maddawg then drops the map onto the Monkey who reads it.

Random locust solider #6258
1978-2009
 

The_Chief

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Then all of a sudden, a cat fell out of the sky and onto the Logicans face. he clawed for a second before remembering his manners and stopped. he introduced himself. "hello im lazor cat, but just call me lazor. may i join you mates for a little bit? im as bit lost at the moment."
 

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"You know, Maddawg really needs to not sign his evil maps. It just tips me off." said Ragnorak.
"Hmmm? What evil map?" asked the Logician.
<color=turquoise>The one he's holding in his paws, you buffoon. You need to pay more attention.
<color=navy>Mmmm...I like the feisty ones.
<color=turquoise>In your dreams, Abacus boy.
"Quit flirting you two! We have bigger problems. Like the quest this light seems about to give us." interrupted Ram.
No, no, I've got all millenia. Take as much time as you need.
"I think we're done now. Continue." replied Logician.
Alright. You need to collect the Triforce. Ganondorf is after it again. And Link's on his honeymoon.
"Oh? Zelda finally accepted, huh? Took her long enough." said Ragnorak. "Alright, let's go. I feel adventurous!"
 

maddawg IAJI

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"Well that plan was a bust". "GRIND" "Your right maybe if we get the Triforce first we can...wait minute witch triforce is it. Cause if it's the triforce of courage i think i'll pass. "Grind" "Ok good then its the Triforce of wisdom i can give it to you so you can talk in complete sentences". "GRIND?" "No not really!"
 

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"Hmm." The Space Cowboy took a look at the map for a moment. "Something tells me it could be a trap." He surmised.

"Gee, ya think?" Said Lazor cat sarcastically as he hopped onto his shoulder.
 

maddawg IAJI

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Another peice of paper flew down from the sky this one said

The map is not a trap to lure you away while i go after the triforce.

Signed Maddawg (damnit why did i use pen.)
 

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"well lets goooooo... here!" as he pointed to a fishing town."also i hear there is a psyhic(pardon my spelling)there that can point us in the right direction.also, there might be a boat we can take tooooo... here." as he pointed to a near off shore island."it looks like a good place to go. but its a ways away. what do u guys think?"
 

Ramthundar

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"Hmmm..." Ram thought, slowly pawing (or hooving) his mighty Goate. "I like the idea of a Psychic, could be of some use. Then if it's a bust, we can try the island."
Ram started leading the group to the fishing village. He then stopped, and looked back.
"...You coming or what?" he called after the lagging heroes. He then snorted and continued on his way, mumbling something about how heroes now-adays don't have as much pep as they used to, back in my day they would be halfway cross yonder hill if I mentioned quests, and grumble grumble Shinanigans grumble....
 

000Ronald

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"Actually," The Logician said. "I wanted to go after The Triforce. I've always imagined Gannondorf is smaller in person..."
 

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Meanwhile in an underground base far, far, far, far, far away(approx.3 inches) was the bay king. With his new assortment of nuclear weaponry. So...he thought...they want to go the the psychic in the fishing town...all right.

In the fishing town, bay knights suddenly leaped from the shadows firing mini nukes, bravely killing themselves in the process, the fishing village is completely destroyed, leaving only small maps of Hyrule.

Bayking, satisfied with himself, then marched off to find the triforce of strength, so that he could finally defeat his archenemies.
 

Ramthundar

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Ram watched the small mushroom-cloud form over the fishing village.
"Well, that sucks. At least we go these maps!" Ram said.
"...which seem to be of Hyrule, which is weird, cause we're in Wisconsin."
Lazor Cat coughed politely. "Umm, I meant THAT fishing village, over there." he said, pointing to another fishing village.
"Oh, that's lucky then." Ram gleefully said. "Except for, you know, the whole burning down of the other village."
"I'm sure they can walk it off." Lazor cat said, Spike walking towards the other fishing village.
 

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"Sir, hate to bother you in your most epic of pwns but there is another fishing village."
"I don't see your point...wouldn't the radiation affect all villages in the area, including us and them..."
"Yes sir but the ram didn't see it that way."
"Ah, well forget about it i'm sure they'll find out soon enough."
 

Ramthundar

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"Say Ram, wouldn't the radiation from the nukes supposed to be blasting us right now?" Spike asked, nervously eyeing the crater of the ex-village.
"Nahh. Them were mini-nukes, and they only have radiation in a small area. Trust me, I beat Fallout 3 like 10 times."
Spike simply shrugged, though he did wonder how a goat played videogames with hooves...

Hey, I'm not meaning to be a jerk, but I couldn't resist. You guys were making so many jokes, i wanted in on the action. :)