The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Lastbayking]

random newsreport:
OMG! Zombies, I repeat zombies, EVERYWHERE. There's almost more zombies than the last zombie invasion, but...but these zombies are different. There...there beining led by the charismatic, and handsome, Last King of the bay, otherly known as Last bay king.

Not a newsreport:
The whole world was now zombies except for stragglers in malls, heroes, and villans. That meant the entire human population was now zombified and looking for brains, and LBK knew where teh brains where, HE KNEW where teh brains were. "MRAGGUH!" He shouted to the horde.
"BRAUHHHHIHHHIH!" A zombie shouted back
"HARFEADGEAD!" Replied the bay king.
"NEYEYEHENOEHEHAHDOEAHD!" Another zombie shouted.
"JSGATAOADADADTYHYAHGOEADHAODHEAD!" The last bay king shouted in rage.
"What are you saying?" A young zombie in front of the horde said.
"I...I don't know." LBK replied.

 

[Ramthundar]

"O...k..." Ram said, mind still spinning from the sudden news of both a weird goth-girl and the horde of zombies.
"Looks like we got several plots to follow here. Just a bit to many for one group, to be honest."

"Don't worry about that girl, Ram." Ragnorak said, patting him on his shaggy shoulder.
"She will be dealt with in due time. But first we need to take care of the nukes."

"And the zombies!" Lazor Cat shouted. "Let's blast them all up!"

"Not so fast, Cat." Spike said, patting Lazor Cat on the head like a father to a rambunctious toddler. "The whole world has been turned into zombies. We can't take all of them, and even if we do, that means we take out the whole population on Earth! There's got to be another way."

Ram bowed his head in thought, memories of the past filtering back to him. "Well... the wise-woman of my tribe is all-knowing in healing and cures. I think she may have an idea of how to cure this outbreak."

The Logician shook his head in agreement. "And once we get enough of it, we can bring it to Maddawg's lair. I have an idea for those little nukes he's got..." he said, rubbing his hands in malicious content.

"Alright team, sounds like we have our plan. Let's move out!" Ram shouted, and began making his way East toward the Lighting Mountains, where his tribe lived.

Spoiler: OCC

Damn, Ragnorak. That's some slick story telling there. Seriously, it sounds like you've had some practice at this. And love the idea, should be fun once we've taken care of the zombies and nukes.
And thank you, LastBayKing. The story was starting to veer toward the serious way (not that I didn't like it, I just like humor better, though), but then you came and Pow! right back to awesome hilarity! Thank you, and keep it up! You can be the official *fancy word for the name of the person/act that lightens a play up*.

One last note. Let's keep the plot as is. We've got the zombie war and the London/Creepy Girl/Chess game coming after, so we don't need any more plot devices or anything. (looking at you, Orgazmo or any reincarnation of.

 

[Shapsters]

The heroes walked for a few hours "Just how far is this village Ram?" asked Master Kitty

"Hhmm maybe about 2 more hours." replied Ram

"Ok, and is this a tribe full Rams or what?" enquired Master Kitty

"There are mostly Rams, but a small variety of other mammals."

Ram paused, he looked ahead, there were hoards and hoards of zombies. They were slowly advancing toward the heroes, probably numbered in the hundred thousands.

"Well, were going to have to get through these guys in order to get to Rams village." said Laser Cat.

The heroes prepared for a mighty battle.

 

[Lastbayking]

Somewhere in a small ram village, zombies ambled on. The bay king, now given an awesome title by some random OOC made his way toward the last tent unzombied. It was the most protected, scores of rams and there woodland allies stood to protect there last bastion. "Moauauauauaua" Shouted LBK
"That jokes already been used!" A ram shouted ramming the last bay king threw the air like team rocket.
"I'm blasting off again!" LBK shouted cliched.
Meanwhile the ram village was being decimated, many brave rams gave up there lives to defend there home but in the end they drove back the zombies like they were nothing. Then the cos players were justly eaten and real zombies finished off the ram village, leaving Ramthundar(If that is it's real name) the only ram left alive.

London:
The last bit of British military, all infected by not yet bitten, set fire to the city, using plastique and other explosives in an attempt to destroy the city. London was razed.

Nexus:
A zombie locust accidentally hit the emergency shut off button, safety deactivating all nuclear cores in all nuclear bombs, making them essential giant innuendo bombs.

Heroes:
LBK landed roughly on the rams horns, being impaled. He thrashed wildy, trying to free himself. "HORDE GET ME OFF." The horde advanced.

<spoiler=multiple storylines> Why play with multiple story lines when you can just end them all

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Somewhere in a small ram village, zombies ambled on. The bay king, now given an awesome title by some random OOC made his way toward the last tent unzombied. It was the most protected, scores of rams and there woodland allies stood to protect there last bastion. "Moauauauauaua" Shouted LBK
"That jokes already been used!" A ram shouted ramming the last bay king threw the air like team rocket.
"I'm blasting off again!" LBK shouted cliched.
Meanwhile the ram village was being decimated, many brave rams gave up there lives to defend there home but in the end they drove back the zombies like they were nothing. Then the cos players were justly eaten and real zombies finished off the ram village, leaving Ramthundar(If that is it's real name) the only ram left alive.

London:
The last bit of British military, all infected by not yet bitten, set fire to the city, using plastique and other explosives in an attempt to destroy the city. London was razed.

Nexus:
A zombie locust accidentally hit the emergency shut off button, safety deactivating all nuclear cores in all nuclear bombs, making them essential giant innuendo bombs.

Heroes:
LBK landed roughly on the rams horns, being impaled. He thrashed wildy, trying to free himself. "HORDE GET ME OFF." The horde advanced.

<spoiler=multiple storylines> Why play with multiple story lines when you can just end them all

Spoiler: OOC

I hate you right now

Maddawg was furious at the zombies. He assembled his army and ordered them to attack the zombie leader. then he heard a noise from a nearby closet. "Is that closet narrating my actions". Maddawg opened the closet to find Bob and the mercs. "So that's where you went. Well I'm not paying you to stand around get with the locusts". "Oh great Maddawg sir my name is Bob and I would be proud to be your Narrator." Maddawg looks at Bob for a moment before closing the closet door on him.

 

[RagnorakTres]

<spoiler=OOC>LBK, you can't blow London up because there is no way for anyone, zombie, villain, or Mouseketeer to get into London. Gera is ridiculously powerful and once sealed off a whole frickin' sub-continent because she was pissed off (Atlantis, in case you were wondering.). If no one can get in or out except for the heroes, how are there any zombies in London? And why would Gera suffer the destruction of her plaything? She is also greedy as fuck, and considers the whole world to be hers to do with as she wishes. She could wish the entirety of this reality to end, and it would happen. So it would be just as valid to say that she destroyed all the zombies because they were something she couldn't control. You'll notice I didn't do this. This is just in case you failed to notice the entirety of my last post, in which I show Gera's power off.

Second, I doubt the Locust would be affected by a human virus, which is all a zombie infestation would be.

Third, as a virus, zombification would not occur anywhere it is freezing or below, so northern Russia, Alaska, the Yukon, and the entire Southern Hemisphere would not be zombified (the SH because it's winter there right now).

I actually can't think of a reason why zombies couldn't destroy Ram's village beyond the usual deus ex machina, so I'll just hope that Ram can talk to the dead via magic or some such.

 

[Lastbayking]

<spoiler=you'll hate me even more my good good locuts> Nuff said

The locust attacked the zombie hordes at the nexus in a fierce battle, butcher's leading a monstorus charge slicing zombies in half by the dozens. But all the butchers were bitten, and then suddenly turned in the middle of the battle, infecting the grinder allies behind them. Then the grinders ate the flamers, who ate the snipers, who ate the grubs, who fought the non eaten grubs. The entrance to the nexus was caked in blood and bodies. Then all of a sudden, Lambet locust burst into the seen, just to explode into piles of dead bodies. But it slowed the zombies allowing the locust to regroup and form battle lines to stop the zombies. Maddawg himself fired into action shooting zombies with his amazing skill. But this had been in LBK's plan for zombie world takeover, the riftworms had exploded from overeating and the entrances were piled to the brim with packed bodies, sealing the locust in thier hole. Also another zombie locust accidently destoryed all the mining equipment, making it impossible to undermine out. The only seeable excape was to become a zombie, but maddawg could come up with something. Right?

<spoiler=OOC>LBK, you can't blow London up because there is no way for anyone, zombie, villain, or Mouseketeer to get into London. Gera is ridiculously powerful and once sealed off a whole frickin' sub-continent because she was pissed off (Atlantis, in case you were wondering.). If no one can get in or out except for the heroes, how are there any zombies in London? And why would Gera suffer the destruction of her plaything? She is also greedy as fuck, and considers the whole world to be hers to do with as she wishes. She could wish the entirety of this reality to end, and it would happen. So it would be just as valid to say that she destroyed all the zombies because they were something she couldn't control. You'll notice I didn't do this. This is just in case you failed to notice the entirety of my last post, in which I show Gera's power off.

Second, I doubt the Locust would be affected by a human virus, which is all a zombie infestation would be.

Third, as a virus, zombification would not occur anywhere it is freezing or below, so northern Russia, Alaska, the Yukon, and the entire Southern Hemisphere would not be zombified (the SH because it's winter there right now).

I actually can't think of a reason why zombies couldn't destroy Ram's village beyond the usual deus ex machina, so I'll just hope that Ram can talk to the dead via magic or some such.

1. Zombies are extraterestial beings who relize that they are sometimes wrong.
2.Locust were once humans
3. Yes it would, this is zombie virus effects 99.9 humans through the air, locust are only susceptible to biting, but humans breahe it in.
4.god I hope so.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Nothing to see here, move along...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

<spoiler=you'll hate me even more my good good locuts> Nuff said

The locust attacked the zombie hordes at the nexus in a fierce battle, butcher's leading a monstorus charge slicing zombies in half by the dozens. But all the butchers were bitten, and then suddenly turned in the middle of the battle, infecting the grinder allies behind them. Then the grinders ate the flamers, who ate the snipers, who ate the grubs, who fought the non eaten grubs. The entrance to the nexus was caked in blood and bodies. Then all of a sudden, Lambet locust burst into the seen, just to explode into piles of dead bodies. But it slowed the zombies allowing the locust to regroup and form battle lines to stop the zombies. Maddawg himself fired into action shooting zombies with his amazing skill. But this had been in LBK's plan for zombie world takeover, the riftworms had exploded from overeating and the entrances were piled to the brim with packed bodies, sealing the locust in thier hole. Also another zombie locust accidently destoryed all the mining equipment, making it impossible to undermine out. The only seeable excape was to become a zombie, but maddawg could come up with something. Right?

<spoiler=OOC>LBK, you can't blow London up because there is no way for anyone, zombie, villain, or Mouseketeer to get into London. Gera is ridiculously powerful and once sealed off a whole frickin' sub-continent because she was pissed off (Atlantis, in case you were wondering.). If no one can get in or out except for the heroes, how are there any zombies in London? And why would Gera suffer the destruction of her plaything? She is also greedy as fuck, and considers the whole world to be hers to do with as she wishes. She could wish the entirety of this reality to end, and it would happen. So it would be just as valid to say that she destroyed all the zombies because they were something she couldn't control. You'll notice I didn't do this. This is just in case you failed to notice the entirety of my last post, in which I show Gera's power off.

Second, I doubt the Locust would be affected by a human virus, which is all a zombie infestation would be.

Third, as a virus, zombification would not occur anywhere it is freezing or below, so northern Russia, Alaska, the Yukon, and the entire Southern Hemisphere would not be zombified (the SH because it's winter there right now).

I actually can't think of a reason why zombies couldn't destroy Ram's village beyond the usual deus ex machina, so I'll just hope that Ram can talk to the dead via magic or some such.

1. Zombies are extraterestial beings who relize that they are sometimes wrong.
2.Locust were once humans
3. Yes it would, this is zombie virus effects 99.9 humans through the air, locust are only susceptible to biting, but humans breahe it in.
4.god I hope so.

Spoiler: OOC

1.Zombies are not ETs they are human. Most of the time they are man-made
2. locust were never human they are an alien race living below the suface of planet Sera.
3. Airborne viruses also cannot survive in cold weather.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: Ooc

1. Zombies blah,blah,blah
2. Locusts blah,blah,blah
3. Virus blah,blah,blah.

Just trying to fit in

The heroes ran toward the zombies

"Remember, don't try killing them all, just kill whoever is in front of you and watch each others back" ordered Master Kitty

The heroes hit the crowd and began the massacre, some Dayes had joined them and Ram was leading the way with his magical horns.

The heroes were now about halfway through the crowd, there were bodies and blood everywhere and the zombies seemed to be getting more tightly together.

"IMACHARGINMAHLASER!!!" yelled Laser Cat with an almighty blast, zombies were flown everywhere and a path was cleared, "Come on guys lets- ARGH!!! GET OFF ME!!"

A zombie had jumped onto the cat and began gnawing on his neck. Master Kitty spun around and blew the zombies head off with his Shotgun.

"Your welcome" laughed Master Kitty, "Now lets go!" He yelled as the heroes ran through the gap of zombies.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Alright Mercs.... You know what that ain't going to work I'm gonna need to know your names.

The three mercs replied with there names. The female was zoey, the black one was louis, and the tough guy was Francis. Maddawg got an idea in his head and went back to the closet. He opened the closet and asked Bob if he knew how to use a gun. "Sort of I've narrated wars you know." Okay but from now on your known as Bill. Now report to the war room.

The strangley familiar quad group entered the room and found a locust who welcomed them in english. "Okay" said the general "You will be dropped off here. from there you will need to move to these 5 checkpoints. At the final checkpoint you will need to defend yourself for ten minutes while we extract you. Any Questions?" Everyone raised there hands. "Okay good no questions now get to the reavers.

 

[Shapsters]

But then, the heroes hit the mercs over the head and the threat was gone...

Spoiler: Ooc

Just Kidding

 

[Lastbayking]

<spoiler=ooc> okay I'll play along
The mercs landed at the first zone. "Reloading!" Shouted Francis's. "Reloading!"Zoey repilied. "Reloading?" Louis asked inquistivly. "Reloading." Franics said finality. "Reloaing Reload, LOUIS!" Zoey shouted at the top of her lungs. "Reloading." Louis replied. "Bill." Said Francis. "Reloading." Bill said. In the meantime zombies had crept up on the gang.

In london: Still nothing new I hope...

Heroes: Same story

LBK: Attached to ram's hors. Could be used as a unique weapon.

Zombies: FREAKIN AWESOME.(not appologizing for caps.)

 

[Daye.04]

While the zombies where getting ready to attack, the conversation in the gang continued.

"Where are we heading?" Louis asked

"london?" Zoey replied
"Oh, god I hope not. There's nothing new there" Louis said
"To the heroes?" Zoey asked
"Meh. Same story" Louis continued
"The zombies leader?" Francis joined in
"No. He's attached to one of the heroes horns." Louis answered
"He could be used as a unique weapon." Zoey proposed
"Let's not bother. We all remember last time, right?" Louis told them
"Zombies?" Zoey asked
"FREAKIN AWESOME" Billbob shouted
"Uuh .. Francis. This is not the time for sexual harassment!" Zoey complained
"Hey, I'm nowhere close to you!" Francis defended himself
"Smooooker!" Louis warned the group
"yeah, I can feel that, but oddly enough he's no- ooh! Guh .. Guys, leh .. t's not ..." Zoey fell to her knees
"Uh .. Let's give her and smoker some private time, shall we?" and with that the mercs and zombies wandered off

"Guys?" Spike started "What were our objective again?"
"Guys!" Laser cat shouted "Look at that group of zombies following that group of guys!"
As the horde lead by the mercs (without Zoey) came up to the heroes, they were greeted by our heroes getting ready for a fight. Although it seemed that non of the zombies were in the same mood

"What's up with those guys?" Ram asked
"Well .. I think they've been traumatized by .. Uh .. What are you guys doing?"
"Uhm ... If we're not fighting zombies .. I don't know" Spike replied
"Well, if you haven't forgotten. We still have a girl in London to take care of."
"That's a hell of a long trip, Rag. And I haven't recharged my teleport-ability yet."
"We'll just have to walk" Rag responded

"Our heroes, accompanied with mercs and a zombie hord are now heading into the sunset. Looking for London" Bill narrated.

Spoiler: I honestly don't know

I don't know where Dayes are in this. Have the been zombiefied? Do I have a part in this story at all? =P

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: I honestly don't know

I don't know where Dayes are in this. Have the been zombiefied? Do I have a part in this story at all? =P

Spoiler: Daye.04

I think I called some more in didn't I? Just bring them in whenever you want.

 

[Daye.04]

Spoiler: Uhu ...

Spoiler: Daye.04

I think I called some more in didn't I? Just bring them in whenever you want.

I must admit. For a second there, I thought someone had complained about me getting Zoey stisfied by the smoker =P

 

[Guitar Gamer]

The black hooded man sat in the balcony. For all he knew he was the last man on earth, and he was barracaded on the 3rd floor of an hotel in london. He didn't really expect to live but with his powers of being Immune to logic and viruses and only being able to be killed or removed from plot rather epicly he had a better chance than most. IT was that creepy girl! if the random worldwide nuclear strickes weren't bad enough and the recent zombie apocolypse now her?
at least the zombies seemed to move on. Wait there was somthing on the horizon, he looked through his sniper but they were still to far away, zombies? but these were moving fast. Maybe an advanced breed? he couldn't take a chance. He zommed in and aimed to fire.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Ok, guys. New plan. We'll lead these zombie guys to London, and maybe we can use them against the Creepy Girl. After we beat her game (1st rule of heroes: always win) we can then use her powers to reverse the zombie infestation! Afterward, we can go to Maddawgss and take him out ourselves. You know, so we can have a little fun." Ram explained, heading toward London which was a lot closer then many cartographers and Geography teachers would think.
"Sounds good, Ram. Except you have a little something there..." Spike said, indicating above Ram's head.
"What? Is it a spider. Get it Off!"
"No, it's um, a charismatic zombie in armor, I believe."
Ram looked up into his horns and saw a man stuck to his them. Embarrassed, he wiped it off on a nearby tree.
Suddenly, the zombie hoard started to get antsy.
One came forward from the others. "Look!" he cried. "Our mighty leader was not, as we first assumed, riding that pathetic goat! We now have to attack these foul beings in vengeance! For the Ho..Blarhg." he finished, brains splattering everywhere by the sniper-shoot that got him in between the eyes.
The rest of the hoard just shuffled in confusion for a bit. "...How bout we don't do as he said, k?" a little zombie said. The rest nodded in agreement and followed the heroes to London.

Spoiler: OCC

Ok...nother reminder for rules. You can't control the plot, and you can't end it in one swell swoop for your own pleasure. You react from others posts and continue from their, adding your own style and ideas to it, not destroying other's.
But this is just a reminder, because you guys seemed to have worked it out without me.
And now, to London!

 

[Shapsters]

Another sniper fire was taken, this one narrowly missing Rams head.

"Holy shit! That was close!" yelled Master Kitty while pulling out his sniper. He saw a large tower in the distance and a figure on top of it. He aim slightly to the right of the figure and shot. "That should send him a good message!"

The heroes headed toward London, thousands of zombies behind them. They needed to take out the creepy little girl by any means necessary.

 

[Daye.04]

"Our heroes came closer to the massive city. A massive city blossoming with life. Now lying in completely silence" "Dude. That might be because everyone is sleeping. It is in the middle of the night, you know" Master Kitty interrupted Billbob. "shut up, I'm the narrater."

They saw a big sign saying [color=0030F0]You are now entering London[/color]. "Here wo go" Ram said while stepping past the line. "At last, our heroes enter London". And so the heroes finally arrived at London. Now deciding to make a plan, they realized that the zombies had stopped. "Mercs! Dayes! Come on! We don't have all day!" Master Kitty shouted as silent he could. "uh .. We don't seem to be able to walk any further, guys." Francis responded, while trying to walk forward Same as all the zombies and Dayes. Non of them were able to cross the line. "Remember what I told you, guys? Only the heroes are able to enter London now."

"It seems as our heroes' attack-force has been narrowed down to only themselves. They will have to defeat the girl by themselves. Only when the girl is defeated, their friends will be able to rejoin them. As for now. My beloved heroes. You are forced to fight her off with whatever you have. Have fun heroes. Remember: I believe in you"

*Fwoing!*
Our heroes all of sudden reappear next to a huge tower in the middle of London. "You sure took your time. I've been waiting for you. Come one, Ragnarok. You know I don't like to wait alone all by myself." The girl told the group, while standing in fron of them. She's small! She's small! She's puny! She's right in front of us! Can't we just take her out now?" Laser Cat whispered intensely to Ragnarok *a sniper rifle was fired* with no warning at all, the bullet exploded in the air, five meters from the little girl. "No, you can not cute little cat. No you can not" "I'm no-" Shush! The rest of the group exclaimed. "You know we don't have any transportation abilities. How were we supposed to get her faster?" Ragnarok turned to the girl

"That. That is not my problem. Know, oh heroes. Know that I am deeply dissapointed in you. And me being dissapointed is not a very good thing. I've been here all by myself setting up this game. And you don't show up until now? And you even bring a horde of zombies to my door?? Oh, I will not be going very easy on you. I am deeply dissapointed. Now please. Let us play. Let us play before I get more worked up."

And with that, she was gone. "How do we play, again?" Master Kitty asked confused.