RagnorakTres said:
NO GODDAMN YU-GI-OH.However feel free to use there lines but if I here the "Heart of the cards line" once I will kill you.
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"Don't worry Master Kitty! The heart of the cards will see us through!" said some random kid with spiky yellow, black and red hair. "In America!" shouted a guy with an American flag as a bandanna.
"<color=FFFFFF>Where do all these people keep coming from??!??!?!??!
<spoiler=OOC to maddawg>If you hadn't pointed it out, I wouldn't have used it.
"Hey, guys, why don't we switch it to another CCG. You know, one that isn't based off of a anime that was slaughtered horribly by 4Kids America? Like Magic: The Gathering?" said a guy who appeared with sand in his huge black cloak.
"<color=FFFFFF>Who the hell are you? Are you neutral?
"I'm as neutral as they come: I'm a planeswalker biotch!"
"<color=FFFFFF>Hmmm...from what I can see, this is just as complex as Yu-Gi-Oh and a lot cheaper. Alright, I don't protest."
"Alright. Let's play." said Ragnorak, secretly celebrating his victory via deus ex machina. Who would have thought that a planeswalker would show up and suggest the only CCG that he had ever been good at and indeed had a deck for on him?
"<color=FFFFFF>Where do all these people keep coming from??!??!?!??!
<spoiler=OOC to maddawg>If you hadn't pointed it out, I wouldn't have used it.
"Hey, guys, why don't we switch it to another CCG. You know, one that isn't based off of a anime that was slaughtered horribly by 4Kids America? Like Magic: The Gathering?" said a guy who appeared with sand in his huge black cloak.
"<color=FFFFFF>Who the hell are you? Are you neutral?
"I'm as neutral as they come: I'm a planeswalker biotch!"
"<color=FFFFFF>Hmmm...from what I can see, this is just as complex as Yu-Gi-Oh and a lot cheaper. Alright, I don't protest."
"Alright. Let's play." said Ragnorak, secretly celebrating his victory via deus ex machina. Who would have thought that a planeswalker would show up and suggest the only CCG that he had ever been good at and indeed had a deck for on him?
RagnorakTres said:
I gave you fair warning.
Maddawg was found at the bottom of the moutain. He was badly injured but was soon stablized. His wounds should have been fatal but Maddawg clinged to life becuase of pure rage. Not rage at the guitarist but rage at a certain person for using the most annoying line in TV history. Maddawg quickly urged an attack on London to eradicate the Heroes since his highly trained merc team was not working.
We have been held up here for far to long I think that maybe we should have a epic battle and then move on.
Exactly what I was going for. I have no idea how to play a CCG over a forum. I feel like a Chessmaster now!maddawg IAJI said:
The heroes began to play Magic:The gathering.
"Okay how will we do this." Said Lazer cat, who had never heard of CCG.
"I'll play since I'm the only one who knows what to do, not to mention the only one with any emotional gain out of this." Ragnorak said, producing a magical deck of cards.
They began to play, But Ragnorak was getting mana burned left and right.
<color=white> Are you sure you know how to play?
"Shut up you." He said gaining mana.
"Okay how will we do this." Said Lazer cat, who had never heard of CCG.
"I'll play since I'm the only one who knows what to do, not to mention the only one with any emotional gain out of this." Ragnorak said, producing a magical deck of cards.
They began to play, But Ragnorak was getting mana burned left and right.
<color=white> Are you sure you know how to play?
"Shut up you." He said gaining mana.
Then a large earthquake began and multiple Emergence Holes appeared. Hundreds of locust appeared and began killing everything in there way. A few soliders showed up trying to stop the Locust.
"Dom cover us while we make a run for that chest High wall." said there leader. One of the Locusts held up a sign saying your wife is right behind you. Naturally Dom turned around and his entire squad was gunned down. Dom was then cut in half by a Lancer.
"Dom cover us while we make a run for that chest High wall." said there leader. One of the Locusts held up a sign saying your wife is right behind you. Naturally Dom turned around and his entire squad was gunned down. Dom was then cut in half by a Lancer.
Master Kitty ran toward the emergence holes and tossing as many grenades as he could he only had about 6 grenades and there were at least twenty holes.
"CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME!?!? Playing your stupid game- THERE ARE LOCUST HERE!!!"
Master Kitty saw Dom
"Hey buddy! Hows the wife?!" he asked only to see Dom quickly sliced in half. "Ugh, that was brutal." he responded as he popped the Locust in the head.
"CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME!?!? Playing your stupid game- THERE ARE LOCUST HERE!!!"
Master Kitty saw Dom
"Hey buddy! Hows the wife?!" he asked only to see Dom quickly sliced in half. "Ugh, that was brutal." he responded as he popped the Locust in the head.
"Shush, you. You've betrayed us to many times for us to help you." Ram said, eyes fixed on the confusing game that was being played by Gera and Ragnorak.
Suddenly, a large emergance hole emerged below the heroes, dropping them into a hord of Locusts, except for Gera and Ragnorak. They were kept up by the intensity of their card battle.
"All right, violence!" Lazor Cat cheered, hitting a large group with a lazor.
"Well, guess we are helping." Ram commented, turning his horns to Fire and ramming into the horde.
Suddenly, a large emergance hole emerged below the heroes, dropping them into a hord of Locusts, except for Gera and Ragnorak. They were kept up by the intensity of their card battle.
"All right, violence!" Lazor Cat cheered, hitting a large group with a lazor.
"Well, guess we are helping." Ram commented, turning his horns to Fire and ramming into the horde.
"Well screw you guys then!" yelled Master Kitty as he jumped into one of the emergence holes.
Master Kitty fell for about 10 min, he landed in Nexus with a graceful thud. He ran to the Berserker pen and hopped up on one of them. He smashed through the building and started heading toward London.
"This'll teach them!" he thought to himself as he destroyed everything in his path.
Master Kitty fell for about 10 min, he landed in Nexus with a graceful thud. He ran to the Berserker pen and hopped up on one of them. He smashed through the building and started heading toward London.
"This'll teach them!" he thought to himself as he destroyed everything in his path.
Sorry my mistake. I did not know you were going for a Pink floyd thing. The smoking thing threw me off.samsprinkle said:
Gone Gonzo!
WHY DID YOU DO THAT!??!?! she roared as the Brumak reared.
Master Kitty fell of and landed with a thud. The Brumak took off into the streets of Londo, destroying the town.
Ram,completely oblivious to random chatter by musicians and Locusts, was goring some Locusts when he heard Gera's scream of rage. Looking up between his blood-soaked horns, he saw Ragnorak come crashing down, cards fluttering in the air.
"I don't think she wants to play anymore..." Ragnorak mumbled in the small hole the impact made. Up above, Gera was summoning creatures.
"Enough of this stupidity! I will get my joy from your bloodshed!" she screamed down to the heroes.
"Yay! More violence!" Lazor Cat shouted in joy.
The heroes prepared for a mighty battle against both Locust and magical creatures.
"I don't think she wants to play anymore..." Ragnorak mumbled in the small hole the impact made. Up above, Gera was summoning creatures.
"Enough of this stupidity! I will get my joy from your bloodshed!" she screamed down to the heroes.
"Yay! More violence!" Lazor Cat shouted in joy.
The heroes prepared for a mighty battle against both Locust and magical creatures.
Okay, first off: Maddawg and New Guy (aka, sprinkles) SPOILER BOXES for anything not plot or RP related. Please and thank you.
Second, the summoned creatures are for your choice, Ragnorak, since Gera is your character. Unless it doesn't matter. But if she has some "style" or nother, be sure to post asap, so we can get this battle going.
Oh, and Sprinkles, why don't cha join as Maddawg's Evil Buddy? He could use some help, lord knows. (L4D mercs? Funny, oh god yes. Effective? No. But funny. Which is what counts.)
Second, the summoned creatures are for your choice, Ragnorak, since Gera is your character. Unless it doesn't matter. But if she has some "style" or nother, be sure to post asap, so we can get this battle going.
Oh, and Sprinkles, why don't cha join as Maddawg's Evil Buddy? He could use some help, lord knows. (L4D mercs? Funny, oh god yes. Effective? No. But funny. Which is what counts.)
"<color=FFFFFF>Attack and destroy them all while I watch vicariously from a safe dimension!" said Gera as she opened another portal. Our heroes readied themselves.
Gera then winked out, running to another dimension, and Ragnorak stood up."Fine, *****. Don't want to play fair, huh? Well then I think it's time for my Awesome Attack. I've been waiting for this one."
*Hey Bob! Cue the over-dramatic, Final Fantasy-esque attack sequence!
What? I thought that wasn't until next post! Damn it...RUNNING!*
Go, go, Power Rangers...
"What the hell? This isn't my Awesome Attack music!"
*Shit! Wrong tape! Where is it, where is it...Damn, he needs to clean out his forebrain, I thought we had gotten rid of that crappy porn flick ages ago...Here it is, now RUNNING!*
["The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" by Lemon Demon plays in the background]
<spoiler=OOC>This is just a small taste of the epicsauce that will be the nest installment in the Gera arc. Look for it soon. Sometime after I finish my Keybladers character for Facebook...
Gera then winked out, running to another dimension, and Ragnorak stood up."Fine, *****. Don't want to play fair, huh? Well then I think it's time for my Awesome Attack. I've been waiting for this one."
*Hey Bob! Cue the over-dramatic, Final Fantasy-esque attack sequence!
What? I thought that wasn't until next post! Damn it...RUNNING!*
Go, go, Power Rangers...
"What the hell? This isn't my Awesome Attack music!"
*Shit! Wrong tape! Where is it, where is it...Damn, he needs to clean out his forebrain, I thought we had gotten rid of that crappy porn flick ages ago...Here it is, now RUNNING!*
["The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" by Lemon Demon plays in the background]
<spoiler=OOC>This is just a small taste of the epicsauce that will be the nest installment in the Gera arc. Look for it soon. Sometime after I finish my Keybladers character for Facebook...
As the music played Ragnorak,Ram,and Lazor cat all moved forward to attack the incoming demons and locusts. "I got an Idea. Hand me the boombox" said Francis. He put in a custom tape the was titled "Pour some suger on me" and pressed play.Soon after the music started the mercs heard a blood curtling scream and qucikly ran for it. Ram looked around for the soucre of the blood curtling scream but was then grabbed by a smoker. Soon the entire london population in zombie form was upon them.
"Why don't they just turn of the boombox" said Louis. "Becuase I took it with us. The stupid Zombies will never know and will attack whatever they see first." said Francis. "Wow that was pretty smart good thing were in the saferoom."said Zoey.
"Why don't they just turn of the boombox" said Louis. "Becuase I took it with us. The stupid Zombies will never know and will attack whatever they see first." said Francis. "Wow that was pretty smart good thing were in the saferoom."said Zoey.
There fixed. Next time use a diffrent name. I thougt you were talking about Bill/Bob.
Did you read the spoiler I put in? And the parts in between the asterisks are supposed to be in his brain, like it's a machine with people running it. The fact that the music actually plays in real life is a little weird, but "Bob" and "Larry" (introduced in the expanded version of the post I will be posting tomorrow afternoon) are purely beings of Ragnorak's brain.maddawg IAJI said: