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It was a normal morning in the city of angels, the sun was shining, the birds were singing; and a man was snorting a line of cocaine off of a pristine coffee table.
At least, he was before the owner of said coffee table elected to show up. Cup of black tea in hand, Inuart had to blink a couple times before he could process what exactly was happening in front of him. He could remember the events from the night prior - where he and his manager had gone to some social event involving other musicians and their pet managers, there was a lot of drinking involved, and after a chauffeur ride, Inuart had allowed Scaramouche to crash on the couch. How that lead to a felony happening in his manor, he wasn't entirely sure, but after a moment to pinch the bridge of his nose, the bard managed to ask,
"What are you doing."
The manager shot up from his little morning activity, powder still under one of his nostrils as he tried to weakly hid the Benjamin he was snorting the coke with behind his back, "Inuart ba-bay! I-I thought you'd be sleeping-"
"That doesn't answer my question. What in the absolute hell, are you doing this early in the morning?"
"Uhh..."
Inuart held up a finger to stop his manager from saying anything before he took a long draw of his tea, making a point to keep holding up the finger until he swallowed, "It looks to me like you're committing a felony under my roof, after I so graciously offered you my estate as a resting area. Now, while I frankly don't care about drugs in general, given their addictive nature, this leads me to question - where did you even get it in the span of our gathering to the arrival at my estate?"
"Why, do you want some?"
"NO, YOU IDIOT - I JUST SAID I DIDN"T WANT ANY!" Inuart resisted the temptation to splash Scaramouche with his tea - were it not for the fact that A) it was some nice stuff, and B) there was a prime opportunity to be had here. After a moment to compose his expression, the bard instead smiled oh-so-sweetly at his manager, "No, I don't want some. But, if you managed to get a hold of such a thing so easily, then that means you know people. People who might able to help me."
Scaramouche took a step back, pointing an accusatory finger at Inuart, "Hold on right he-yah! What makes you think I'm going to tell you that sweet and juicy piece of info so easily? I could pin this all on you! 'Musician caught with drugs' happens all the time!"
Inuart simply drank from his mug, draining the tea completely before he set the mug on the table, "Oh? You really think that'll be the case, Scaramouche? Pray tell - how long have you been my manager?"
"Uh...couple months?"
"Exactly. And how long have I been in this business?"
"Only a few years at most!"
The bard examined a nail, pretending there some kind of dirt under it, "Yes, but you see - prior to your recent employment, my other manager taught me a few things. For one, investing in a modest house and only a few creature comforts goes a long way to maintain one's estate. The second, money and notoriety talks. And I think, were it really the case that you tried to implicate me, I could hire a much attorney than you could ever dream to. Furthermore, seeing I'm completely innocent on this possession charges you implicate me of - as well as not being the one with a bit of powder on my nose, you're not in the position to make any threats. Now, are you going to help me, or am I going to kill your career before it even starts?"
"Alright, alright, Chill, Baby doll...So I know a guy who knows these cats that call themselves "DUSK LLC". Dark Net, Shifty eyes, the works. They know people with REALLY deep pockets, you dig? Now, I don't want none of your business up in mind but these guys? Anything goes."
"Really now? And you can just 'connect' me to them?"
"Yeah yeah yeah, babe - I got em on speed-dial right here-"
"I'll be taking that," he yanked the phone out of his manager's hand before he made dismissive gesture with his hand, "Clean this mess up and get out. You'll get this back by noon."
Scaramouche didn't need telling twice, scrambling to clean up the rest of the coke and getting the hell out of dodge. As for Inuart, he let out a frustrated breath of air he didn't realize he was holding, and padded his way back to the kitchen and getting himself some breakfast. By 9 am, the bard had managed to eat, drink two more cups of tea and run a mile on a treadmill before he felt up to doing any sort of 'business'. Finally making his way back to his living room and sullied coffee table (the cocaine might be gone but he KNEW it was there), he opened up the phone and hit the speed dial.... After a few moments, a voice came on the other end-
"Good afternoon, Mr. Scaramouche. For the record, your Swedish-made Male Enhancement pump has been damaged in transit. Apparently, someone in US Customs needed it more then you. I've already arranged a replacement-"
"...I'll be sure to let him know, unfortunately, this is not Scaramouche."
There was a moment of silence, before the operator said in an exasperated voice, "Oh, please tell me he's dead. I'm getting tired of him drunk dialing us and ordering fast food..."
"Afraid not. I caught him with some interesting products, and he graciously informed me of this line. Rest assured, I'm here to do business."
"Hmmm...I need to talk to my handler. Mind holding for a moment?..."
Before Inuart could say anything, he was put on hold with an... interesting [https://youtu.be/c5fts7bj-so?t=30s] choice of 'holding' music. A moment or two later, and the operator came back,
"Just do us a favor and remind Scaramouche we know he talked. With that out of the way, This is Diabs, I'll be your rep today. What service do you require?"
Right, time to get to business - if Inuart was going to be serious about breaking his friends out of the Dawn, he'd need some stuff to cover their tracks after the fact, coverage in the form of - "I need 5 IDs. Good ones - with solid backing and identification numbers. Whole nine yards - make these people look like lookalikes of whom I'm trying to hide."
To Inuart's surprise (or perhaps delight), the operator didn't seem to bothered by this request, casually answering back, "Alright, just need to process a few details. Can I ask what you need the IDs for?"
Oh, he wasn't expecting this question. Mentioning the Dawn would be a bad idea, considering their notoriety among the criminal circles, so perhaps he could deflect a little, "...Tell me, what's the full extent of the operations your facility covers?"
"You tell me what you need done, I'll tell you if it can be done."
An acceptable response, for now. Shuffling in his seat again, Inuart continued, I see. I'm breaking 5 wanted men out of holding. I need the IDs so I can hide them in plain sight.
"That can be done. Any requests? Want to be Jamaican or something?"
Inuart had to resist the urge to roll his eyes (and partially wonder if such a thing was so commonplace that lended to the operator asking such a question) as he shot back, "Nothing so obscene. Like I said, basically have it to the point where they could claim being lookalikes of their real selves, and be able to pass any background check a potential employer might do."
"Alright, 5 level 3 fake IDs with Background check coverage. Anything else?"
A good question. The IDs were a good start, but if he really wanted to cement this breakout - it would probably do well to avoid using some of his usual tactics - Caim was on the ship after all. With his obsession with weaponry, he'd spot Inuart's sword from a mile away, and that would just lead everything back to him; effectively negating Albert's plea of his innocence as well as making this whole operation go belly up. Half of this hinged upon Inuart being able to house them after the fact, risking that would ruin everything. It would seem, he'd have to turn to some alternate means of defense.
"Actually, since you're here...You don't happen to do 'off the grid' weapons training, do you?"
"We do have the DUSK LLC brand Advanced Weapons and Tactics Implant on special offer?"
"'Advanced weapons training implant'? How exactly does that work..? It sounds like something you'd have to put into your brain..."
"You ever see that movie "The Matrix"? Namely the first one? You know when they stick a USB or something into Keanu Reeves's skull, he freaks out and he's all like "I know Kung Fu"? Basically that, but I think they use magic. I'm not sure but it's a highly recommended package."
"That doesn't answer my question. Not to sound rude, but I'd like to know if I need brain surgery to put it in or not!"
"Nah, from my understanding of it, they use the memories of actual vets training, then put those memories in your head via a quick injection using a specialized hand-held device. Procedure takes about 5 minutes, quick and clean. Best part is that after a few months, those memories fade away, making it perfect for deniability in court. Anything else?"
The topic quickly turned to the matter of basic supply acquisition (guns, tactical gear, etc), and the conversation grew a bit more animated, the Operator finally ending with, "I'll get a local contact for that. Word of warning, she's a former member of the Bernstein Cartel from back in the day. Once she accepts your case, we'll be in touch."
Something pinged off in the back of Inuart's mind at that - Bernstein Cartel? That was the same one that his very cohorts used to work with... Maybe this was good fortune after all. With a smile, Inuart did his best to falsify concern, "Oh, I'll make sure to be careful. Thank you for your time."
"Thank you for shopping with DUSK LLC. We'll be in touch."
"Oh, hold on, I need to give you my conta-"
"Already taken care of. Nice Coffee Table by the way."
As abruptly as the morning began, the phone call ended; leaving Inuart alone in his house. Looking at the clock, it read 10:01. Plenty of time to get some weightlifting done before his next appointment. After that phone call, he had more then enough energy to burn.
Los Angelues, California
Time: 8AM
[hr]Time: 8AM
It was a normal morning in the city of angels, the sun was shining, the birds were singing; and a man was snorting a line of cocaine off of a pristine coffee table.
At least, he was before the owner of said coffee table elected to show up. Cup of black tea in hand, Inuart had to blink a couple times before he could process what exactly was happening in front of him. He could remember the events from the night prior - where he and his manager had gone to some social event involving other musicians and their pet managers, there was a lot of drinking involved, and after a chauffeur ride, Inuart had allowed Scaramouche to crash on the couch. How that lead to a felony happening in his manor, he wasn't entirely sure, but after a moment to pinch the bridge of his nose, the bard managed to ask,
"What are you doing."
The manager shot up from his little morning activity, powder still under one of his nostrils as he tried to weakly hid the Benjamin he was snorting the coke with behind his back, "Inuart ba-bay! I-I thought you'd be sleeping-"
"That doesn't answer my question. What in the absolute hell, are you doing this early in the morning?"
"Uhh..."
Inuart held up a finger to stop his manager from saying anything before he took a long draw of his tea, making a point to keep holding up the finger until he swallowed, "It looks to me like you're committing a felony under my roof, after I so graciously offered you my estate as a resting area. Now, while I frankly don't care about drugs in general, given their addictive nature, this leads me to question - where did you even get it in the span of our gathering to the arrival at my estate?"
"Why, do you want some?"
"NO, YOU IDIOT - I JUST SAID I DIDN"T WANT ANY!" Inuart resisted the temptation to splash Scaramouche with his tea - were it not for the fact that A) it was some nice stuff, and B) there was a prime opportunity to be had here. After a moment to compose his expression, the bard instead smiled oh-so-sweetly at his manager, "No, I don't want some. But, if you managed to get a hold of such a thing so easily, then that means you know people. People who might able to help me."
Scaramouche took a step back, pointing an accusatory finger at Inuart, "Hold on right he-yah! What makes you think I'm going to tell you that sweet and juicy piece of info so easily? I could pin this all on you! 'Musician caught with drugs' happens all the time!"
Inuart simply drank from his mug, draining the tea completely before he set the mug on the table, "Oh? You really think that'll be the case, Scaramouche? Pray tell - how long have you been my manager?"
"Uh...couple months?"
"Exactly. And how long have I been in this business?"
"Only a few years at most!"
The bard examined a nail, pretending there some kind of dirt under it, "Yes, but you see - prior to your recent employment, my other manager taught me a few things. For one, investing in a modest house and only a few creature comforts goes a long way to maintain one's estate. The second, money and notoriety talks. And I think, were it really the case that you tried to implicate me, I could hire a much attorney than you could ever dream to. Furthermore, seeing I'm completely innocent on this possession charges you implicate me of - as well as not being the one with a bit of powder on my nose, you're not in the position to make any threats. Now, are you going to help me, or am I going to kill your career before it even starts?"
"Alright, alright, Chill, Baby doll...So I know a guy who knows these cats that call themselves "DUSK LLC". Dark Net, Shifty eyes, the works. They know people with REALLY deep pockets, you dig? Now, I don't want none of your business up in mind but these guys? Anything goes."
"Really now? And you can just 'connect' me to them?"
"Yeah yeah yeah, babe - I got em on speed-dial right here-"
"I'll be taking that," he yanked the phone out of his manager's hand before he made dismissive gesture with his hand, "Clean this mess up and get out. You'll get this back by noon."
Scaramouche didn't need telling twice, scrambling to clean up the rest of the coke and getting the hell out of dodge. As for Inuart, he let out a frustrated breath of air he didn't realize he was holding, and padded his way back to the kitchen and getting himself some breakfast. By 9 am, the bard had managed to eat, drink two more cups of tea and run a mile on a treadmill before he felt up to doing any sort of 'business'. Finally making his way back to his living room and sullied coffee table (the cocaine might be gone but he KNEW it was there), he opened up the phone and hit the speed dial.... After a few moments, a voice came on the other end-
"Good afternoon, Mr. Scaramouche. For the record, your Swedish-made Male Enhancement pump has been damaged in transit. Apparently, someone in US Customs needed it more then you. I've already arranged a replacement-"
"...I'll be sure to let him know, unfortunately, this is not Scaramouche."
There was a moment of silence, before the operator said in an exasperated voice, "Oh, please tell me he's dead. I'm getting tired of him drunk dialing us and ordering fast food..."
"Afraid not. I caught him with some interesting products, and he graciously informed me of this line. Rest assured, I'm here to do business."
"Hmmm...I need to talk to my handler. Mind holding for a moment?..."
Before Inuart could say anything, he was put on hold with an... interesting [https://youtu.be/c5fts7bj-so?t=30s] choice of 'holding' music. A moment or two later, and the operator came back,
"Just do us a favor and remind Scaramouche we know he talked. With that out of the way, This is Diabs, I'll be your rep today. What service do you require?"
Right, time to get to business - if Inuart was going to be serious about breaking his friends out of the Dawn, he'd need some stuff to cover their tracks after the fact, coverage in the form of - "I need 5 IDs. Good ones - with solid backing and identification numbers. Whole nine yards - make these people look like lookalikes of whom I'm trying to hide."
To Inuart's surprise (or perhaps delight), the operator didn't seem to bothered by this request, casually answering back, "Alright, just need to process a few details. Can I ask what you need the IDs for?"
Oh, he wasn't expecting this question. Mentioning the Dawn would be a bad idea, considering their notoriety among the criminal circles, so perhaps he could deflect a little, "...Tell me, what's the full extent of the operations your facility covers?"
"You tell me what you need done, I'll tell you if it can be done."
An acceptable response, for now. Shuffling in his seat again, Inuart continued, I see. I'm breaking 5 wanted men out of holding. I need the IDs so I can hide them in plain sight.
"That can be done. Any requests? Want to be Jamaican or something?"
Inuart had to resist the urge to roll his eyes (and partially wonder if such a thing was so commonplace that lended to the operator asking such a question) as he shot back, "Nothing so obscene. Like I said, basically have it to the point where they could claim being lookalikes of their real selves, and be able to pass any background check a potential employer might do."
"Alright, 5 level 3 fake IDs with Background check coverage. Anything else?"
A good question. The IDs were a good start, but if he really wanted to cement this breakout - it would probably do well to avoid using some of his usual tactics - Caim was on the ship after all. With his obsession with weaponry, he'd spot Inuart's sword from a mile away, and that would just lead everything back to him; effectively negating Albert's plea of his innocence as well as making this whole operation go belly up. Half of this hinged upon Inuart being able to house them after the fact, risking that would ruin everything. It would seem, he'd have to turn to some alternate means of defense.
"Actually, since you're here...You don't happen to do 'off the grid' weapons training, do you?"
"We do have the DUSK LLC brand Advanced Weapons and Tactics Implant on special offer?"
"'Advanced weapons training implant'? How exactly does that work..? It sounds like something you'd have to put into your brain..."
"You ever see that movie "The Matrix"? Namely the first one? You know when they stick a USB or something into Keanu Reeves's skull, he freaks out and he's all like "I know Kung Fu"? Basically that, but I think they use magic. I'm not sure but it's a highly recommended package."
"That doesn't answer my question. Not to sound rude, but I'd like to know if I need brain surgery to put it in or not!"
"Nah, from my understanding of it, they use the memories of actual vets training, then put those memories in your head via a quick injection using a specialized hand-held device. Procedure takes about 5 minutes, quick and clean. Best part is that after a few months, those memories fade away, making it perfect for deniability in court. Anything else?"
The topic quickly turned to the matter of basic supply acquisition (guns, tactical gear, etc), and the conversation grew a bit more animated, the Operator finally ending with, "I'll get a local contact for that. Word of warning, she's a former member of the Bernstein Cartel from back in the day. Once she accepts your case, we'll be in touch."
Something pinged off in the back of Inuart's mind at that - Bernstein Cartel? That was the same one that his very cohorts used to work with... Maybe this was good fortune after all. With a smile, Inuart did his best to falsify concern, "Oh, I'll make sure to be careful. Thank you for your time."
"Thank you for shopping with DUSK LLC. We'll be in touch."
"Oh, hold on, I need to give you my conta-"
"Already taken care of. Nice Coffee Table by the way."
As abruptly as the morning began, the phone call ended; leaving Inuart alone in his house. Looking at the clock, it read 10:01. Plenty of time to get some weightlifting done before his next appointment. After that phone call, he had more then enough energy to burn.