The Escapist Bans

[dalek sec]

I'm glad I'm a nobody here, that way I'm pretty much safe from the mods for the most part.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I don't know.

I only saw, like, 2 of the ban posts.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Of the one I've seen?

Greyfox105

I don't appreciate you telling the community about my actions and presuming that I'm on a rampage. Also, I was told by an anon source that your hugs are a little too creepy. We don't "do creepy" on this site. Permabanned. -Kuliani

Spoiler: Here's a picture of kulini

Ok dude, seriously. Best. First post. Ever.

 

[ribonuge]

It's like the day of reckoning at the Escapist. Except it is a joke.

I would laugh if he banned everyone for day.

Spoiler

 

[VanityGirl]

I don't know if they're still doing the bans anymore, but hub's had to be my favorite.

 

[Therumancer]

I don't know if they're still doing the bans anymore, but hub's had to be my favorite.

This one made me snicker as well.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Up until about five minutes ago, I'd have said IdealistCommi's banning had my favourite reasoning, but seeing NewClassic get it there just made me burst out with laughter at the sheer madness of it.

 

[Tagball]

Oh dear God....I....I almost vomited up my intestines when I saw the great Escapist veterans banned from the site. That hideous, putrid, disturbing, horrendous, disgusting, filthy, dark,dank,gloomy, disease-ridden, sickening, crap-spewing BANNED plaguing their names.

EDIT: Oh....I feel left out now. Everybody is getting banned except for me. I'm not part of the "cool kids club". I thought....I....belonged...

 

[Double A]

Of the one I've seen?

Greyfox105

I don't appreciate you telling the community about my actions and presuming that I'm on a rampage. Also, I was told by an anon source that your hugs are a little too creepy. We don't "do creepy" on this site. Permabanned. -Kuliani

Spoiler: Here's a picture of kulini

Hahahaha... nice.

 

[Plurralbles]

Hub. Rick roll.

Or was it freebird?


I never clicked it but that's the only one I saw.

 

[Caiti Voltaire]

I'm surprised I'm not banned on a more serious note given I have a strong and stubborn opinion about many things which seems to be some sort of internet crime, let alone surprised I haven't been April Fools-ed.

 

[reg42]

TheNumber1Zero's was too damn funny.

 

[firedfns13]

Wheres the list so I can laugh at their descriptions? Also, it would be funny if he banned everyone in this topic.

 

[AkJay]

Good thing Kulani can't ban me. I'M BILLY MAYS *****!!

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Hahaha The escapist hasn't banned me...yet

These are pretty good out of the ones I've seen

 

[OmegaXIII]

Good thing Kulani can't ban me. I'M BILLY MAYS *****!!

He might throw in an extra ban for NO EXTRA PRICE though

Hubs one did make me chuckle, but if they're doing seizurebans i think OnyxOblivion needs to watch out!

 

[oppp7]

I'd say either NewClassic or Idealisticommi.
BTW, if you're banned/suspended, can you still post in user groups and send PMs?

 

[Mozared]

This April fools joke would be twice as fun if tomorrow, all the bans end up being serious and one of the mods just genuienly snapped.

 

[RicoADF]

HAH! I've been protected by obcurity! *Dances on grave*

Shit, this is an april fools joke? Goddamn it.

hehe, see being a nobody DOES have advantages
*Dances on graves also*

 

[Trivun]

Ahhhh, I feel left out, I haven't been banned for anything. Despite the fact that I have a creepy obsession with knives and blood and write really weird and creepy short stories sometimes for the Short Story Thread... You'd all be safer without me, trust me (or don't. It's your choice. Should I be trusted? Who can tell, mwahahahahahaha!!!!!).

Anyway, I quite liked Nuke's ban, and megapenguin too. Sir Bryghtside was permabanned for stealing a quote from Kuliani's latest romance novel in an obscure RP thread too, that was pretty funny .

Five exclamation marks. The sign of a true madman... ;D