The Escapist Bans

[sune26]

I think we should make a strategy to accidentally make Kulini ban another mod.
Then we would have started a mod war, and we will all perish in a sea of permabans.
Now who's with me?

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Of the one I've seen?

Greyfox105

I don't appreciate you telling the community about my actions and presuming that I'm on a rampage. Also, I was told by an anon source that your hugs are a little too creepy. We don't "do creepy" on this site. Permabanned. -Kuliani

Spoiler: Here's a picture of kulini

I actually find that pretty amusing.

 

[Klarinette]

I'm glad to pretty much be a nobody. I'm generally too timid to make harsh posts (or say what I actually think, for that matter), so if I was ever banned, I'd be really confused.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I wonder if he is just going after popular members or just after anyone who he can think of a witty remark for.

If it's the former, I think I'm safe.

Personaly, my favorite was New Classic's. It's mostly funny because he is such a big member of the site and at one point was considered as a canidate for the Red Guard....So ya...I find it funny because of the Irony.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I'd say either NewClassic or Idealisticommi.
BTW, if you're banned/suspended, can you still post in user groups and send PMs?

If your suspended, you can send PMs and post in groups. If you're banned, you are completely cut off.

Edit: Wow, I couldn't have thought of a better way to cross into the next hundred of my post count. Helping people has it's own rewards =D

 

[IxionIndustries]

Ahh... Stupid April Fools jokes.. Gotta love em', no?

In all seriousness though, could someone compile a list of people, and maybe excerpts from why they've been banned?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I have yet to see all the bans except Hub's but then again i'm not taking my time to look for all of them. However they are silly and amusing.

 

[manaman]

Loving the joke. I seriously can't remember any other April Fools jokes, might have not been around during another April 1st before.

Eh whatever. Jokes still great.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Haha, this was pretty good.

I'm glad they didn't ban anyone with less than 5000 post count, and who didn't post this morning.

I fit into both of the above categories.

 

[teh_n00b_root]

I would conquer the world with my army of Godzillas.

After that I would give the world back and just keep France.

And then.... well that's when the fun starts.

Mod Edit: We don't condone world takeover plans on our forums. I've told you about a dozen times to stop scaring the users with fake threats of Godzillas. Our users are scared of giant lizards, so it's NOT FUNNY! I'm tired of it and tired of you. Permabanned. -Kuliani
User was banned for this post.(Permanent)

<---- This obviously the most deserving permaban post ever!! (scary scary godzilla)

 

[benbenthegamerman]

It's like the day of reckoning at the Escapist. Except it is a joke.

I would laugh if he banned everyone for day.

Spoiler

awww...

anyway, if yatzhee gets banned, that one.

 

[Xero Scythe]

honestly, why is everyone being banned? I don't wish to sound impertinent or anything, but some of these i honestly don't see the point too. Someone want to please explain?

also, what's the Red Guard?

 

[Random Argument Man]

honestly, why is everyone being banned? I don't wish to sound impertinent or anything, but some of these i honestly don't see the point too. Someone want to please explain?

It's April fool's. People are getting perma-banned. (For today....)

Although, I'm kind of angry right now. I needed a spell check and a review approval from Nuke...

 

[Xero Scythe]

honestly, why is everyone being banned? I don't wish to sound impertinent or anything, but some of these i honestly don't see the point too. Someone want to please explain?

It's April fool's. People are getting perma-banned. (For today....)

Although, I'm kind of angry right now. I needed a spell check and a review approval from Nuke...

ah. that's right. well, if you'll excuse me, I'll be calmly heading somewhere safe.

RUN! OH DEAR GOD RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! KULIANI IS ON A RAMPAGE! ENEMY MOD INCOMING! IT'S ALL OVER!

 

[David_G]

Haha, all of the bans are funny. Although I didn't get the connection at first, when I saw that Hubilub had been banned.

On an unrelated note:

All the sudden, I'm very happy that I don't have an outrageous post count...

You don't have to have a High Post count, Kuliani is going after everyone, the Banocalypse has come. No-one is safe

God, your avatar is cute.

 

[Sakurazaki1023]

This April fools joke would be twice as fun if tomorrow, all the bans end up being serious and one of the mods just genuienly snapped.

No kidding, tomorrow we login only to find that the site is down because the mods finally went insane, banned the entire site and then lit the server on fire while trying to summon Cthulhu...

I'm just glad that I'm new enough that I'm not a target...

 

[SteakHeart]

Hey, I hadn't even heard about the bannings.

Also, are these really permabans, or are they just going to be repealed later?

And is that just asking for one?

 

[Extreme Tazer]

I'd say either NewClassic or Idealisticommi.
BTW, if you're banned/suspended, can you still post in user groups and send PMs?

No, not unless you were to have, say, an alternate account which you use occasionally on badge-hunting duties...

<..>

SirBryghtside was here

 

[Volucer]

Only way I can see this ending is with Kuliani permabanning himself thus creating a banneral-paradox, unbanning everyone and leaving the escapist as a battered warland where users fight for survival until a new man can step up and take the place of the community manager...

 

[Snowalker]

I wish I would be banned, it would give me so much honor to know that the year or so I has been here have not went by unnoticed... aw.. now I feel sad..

OT: I liked neonbob's the best.