The Escapist Basement.

[SilentBobsThoughts]

Well, go on, what do you think is in there?

Personally I think it's a hobbit that waves to you as you go by, only to have it turn into some strange pile of Twilight DVDs. (Shudders now that is scary...)

 

[delet]

Cthulhu

No one can ever know or even think of what they think is in there. It's simply too horid. You can't even comprehend how horrible it is in there.

 

[Urgh76]

The bodies of the banned.........

oh god. then that means....... IT'S ALMOST FULL!!!!

 

[Shockolate]

No SilentBob, you ARE the basement!

And then SilentBob was a muffin.

I make trips down there occasionally. It's like 4chan. Not all bad, you ust have to know where to look. Look in the wrong place and you're a dead man.

 

[The Procrastinated End]

No one can know if you go in there you come out traumatized or you don't come out at all.

 

[DanielPowell33]

I always imagine it full of the people who have been banned and the NSFW images the mods delete from posts.

 

[Gxas]

The... Basement..?

I swore that all we had was a wine cellar... No wonder I never see any fine wine.

 

[Gigaguy64]

*Stealing this bit from Shockolate and adding to it*

No SilentBob...

Spoiler: When exactly did you fall under the illusion, that YOU weren't the Basement?

 

[Blue Musician]

No one can ever know or even think of what they think is in there. It's simply too horid. You can't even comprehend how horrible it is in there.

I personally have no idea, but when I read that I just though about one person:

YAHTZEE!

 

[Drakmeire]

I think it's a giant wall of all the unsold copies of E.T. for the Atari... they lied when they said they were all buried in Nevada...
"THEY MOVED THE BUILDING BUT THEY DIDN'T MOVE THE CARTRIDGES!!!! AHHHH!"
~very lame poltergeist parody

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Lots and lots of furry porn and metal cd's.

Yeah, I think I'll go with this. Oh, and the crucified body of Master Chief.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

As a Guardian of said Basement, I cannae tell you.
What I will do is tell you a lie, and you will except it and never ask again, as failure to do so may result in loss of life, limb, and the L button on your Keyboard.

*Ahem*

"It is filled with Cheese."
"A lot of Cheese."
"So much Cheese that we had to lock it away, never to be seen again."

So there you go, it is filled with Cheese, and you will not be asking about it again.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

Whats the basement?

 

[skitzo van]

All the characters from the shows in the archive.

 

[SilentBobsThoughts]

As a Guardian of said Basement, I cannae tell you.
What I will do is tell you a lie, and you will except it and never ask again, as failure to do so may result in loss of life, limb, and the L button on your Keyboard.

*Ahem*

"It is filled with Cheese."
"A lot of Cheese."
"So much Cheese that we had to lock it away, never to be seen again."

So there you go, it is filled with Cheese, and you will not be asking about it again.

The L button on my keyboard is actually missing. :O Seriously, are you spying on me?

I lost it months ago!

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Within the basement of the Escapist is not unlike any other basement. The walls are painted white, and there is a large plasma screen TV complete with Surround sound, the most modern Desktop there is containing a number of grand Computer Games, and every console known to man containing all the great video games. However, past the entertainment center, there is a wall made out of grey bricks and thick concrete. A large wooden door is there, with a sign "Stay Out if you Value your life" above it. No one know's what's behind that door. Some say it is the banned members of the forums who haunt that area for all eternity. Others say it is where the demons of the bad games live. However, all know this: That one who enters there never leaves... At night, you can hear the screams of those who unwittingly entered... Which kind of ruins the fun of the Entertainment Center...

 

[rabidmidget]

A link to 4chan.

 

[snow]

I imagine eSCAPIST is the protectors of the universe and the basement holds back Satan and Cthulu, along with there Zerg allies.

*Opens the Basement door*

LIVE FOR THE SWAAAAAAARRRMMM!!!

*Closes the door slowly while peering through it with a menacing look upon his face*

I always believed it was like the basement to the church in Tristram.

 

[Omikron009]

An army of dormant Necron warriors.

 

[Gigaguy64]

*Stealing this bit from Shockolate and adding to it*

No SilentBob...

Spoiler: When exactly did you fall under the illusion, that YOU weren't the Basement?

AHH! That is not a face i would like to see in a dark basement!

That's a face id rather not see ANYWHERE.

Aizen will mess you up.