The Escapist Basement.

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Redlin5_v1legacy

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I've stayed clear away from it. I don't want to ruin the illusion of purity the Escapist has creaated for me thus far.

[HEADING=2]Stay out of the Basement! Curiosity killed the cat![/HEADING]
 

Snarky Username

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Urgh76 said:
The bodies of the banned.........

oh god. then that means....... IT'S ALMOST FULL!!!!
That can only mean one thing... Soon the banned will overflow and come back to the forums... And then we'll have a...


[HEADING=1]BANNED ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE![/HEADING]​
 

Gigaguy64

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TheGoldenMan said:
Gigaguy64 said:
TheGoldenMan said:
Gigaguy64 said:
*Stealing this bit from Shockolate and adding to it*

No SilentBob...

AHH! That is not a face i would like to see in a dark basement!
That's a face id rather not see ANYWHERE.
Not me. I'm a main character.
Aizen will mess you up.
Not me. I'm a main character.
Depends on which one.
And if you say Ichigo your cheating.
 

Ontoue

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No, no, I'm pretty sure it's just the religion and politics section.

You still don't want to go down there, ever.
 

SomeGuyNamedKy

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I say the troll lives down there. Coming up with his crazy troll ideas. I get bad vibes from down there...

Bad troll vibes...
 

SomeGuyNamedKy

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Swollen Goat said:
SomeGuyNamedKy said:
I say the troll lives down there. Coming up with his crazy troll ideas. I get bad vibes from down there...

Bad troll vibes...
Holy shit, you're still alive! *hug*

OT: I live in the basement. Why?
So you're the reason for the bad troll vibes.

Holy shit, it's been way too long!
 

RaphaelsRedemption

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That's a BIG basement.

I always imagine it to be full of half-rotted sheep carcasses. I used to live on a farm, so I know what that looks (and smells) like... urgh...
 

Tartarga

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I saw Activision down there the other day. Scared the shit out of me, I also saw the cast of Game Dogs, weird.
 

Stormz

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Those who go into the basement never come out again, and those who do...are never the same.
 

Angus565

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It is said a great many of thing lye within the basement. Thousands of games not yet released lye within the basement. Treasures of gold and silver,and the finest art you could ever lay your eyes on lye within the basement. Computers centuries ahead of our own and consoles with real-life graphics also lye within the basement. But there are some things that do not lye in the basement but instead stir about the darkness of which the brightest light cannot penetrate.
Although they warn to stay away from the basement there are some that simply cannot fight the temptation. Walking by the basement door you can often hear voices, tempting you with all the treasures that are beyond that sinister door. Some give in and open the door taking step at a time into the darkness. Step...by step...by step... but once they put one foot out of the light and into the shadows they are grabbed by something and pulled out of sight. And if you go to the basement door, and you listen. Ignoring the soothing voice and listen past that... you can hear the cries of the foolish that chose to ignore the warning and tread were one should not tread, you can hear them screaming,crying out and begging to die... for once you step out of the light and into the shadows... you may never leave.
 
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Don't go into the basement don't go into the basement don't go in there whatever you do do not go in there for any reason whatsoever do not go there you will not survive oh god oh god no one escapes the basement with their life. NO ONE.

But the attic is perfectly safe.
 

Jamash

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It's not "The Basement", it's "Debasement", and it's name tells you all you need to know about it's contents...
 

awol360

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To quote the bard Yoda; " Only what you take with you."
So it's definately awful.
 

manaman

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The basement isn't so bad. That's the place where they hide all us oldtimers.
 

Tagball

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Yarrr...I was down there once.....and survived....I...I can't speak of the horrors I faced, in fear of my tongue falling out....Lord knows I don't have many more body parts left.

I have Before The Escapist Basement and After the Escapist Basement photos lying around somewhere....ah....here they are.

WARNING: Basement effects may be too intense.

BEFORE:


AFTER:


Yes....frightening stuff indeed.