The Escapist Caption Contest

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Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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This is a successor to this game [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.167839-The-Escapist-Caption-Contest?page=1]. So let's start by thanking TheOrangeSocks and Raven's Nest for making this in the first place.

Now, the point of this contest is to make a humorous caption to go with a picture. After someone posts a picture, there will be a period for submitting captions, and after that, people will vote on the caption they prefer. After the voting is done, the winner will have the honour of picking the picture for the next round.

1. This should be obvious, but don't post any images that break the posting guidelines. So, no offensive material.
2. The deadline for submitting captions is approximately 24 hours after the image was posted. When this deadline ends, the voting will be held for the next 24 hours.
3. Votes for your own caption will not be counted.
4. In case of a draw for the first place, the person who posted the picture decides the winner.



The contest begins... NOW!


I came to kick bananas and chew ass. And I'm all out of bananas.
[sub]By BrailleOperatic[/sub]


We never had the heart to tell him that he was adopted.
[sub]By Broken Orange[/sub]



Alvin and the Chipmunks really went down hill when Theodore started hanging out with Whitney Huston.
[sub]By maddawg IAJI.[/sub]



After focus groups complained that Episode 3 was too violent, the crowbar was replaced with a pretzel. This, however, proved ineffective in combat.
[sub]By Ren3004.[/sub]
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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Okay, this seems to be going well. Just a warning, since I made the OP at 4 AM, and I've got to get up early tomorrow, I'll be finishing the submission phase a few hours early.
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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[HEADING=1]Submission time is over.[/HEADING]

Okay, it's time for the voting. Anyone can vote on a caption. There's just one rule: no voting on yourself.



And the contestants are...

1. SeanTheSheep: Clyde's banana addiction had gotten worse than anyone would have imagined...

2. Xpwn3ntial: Hand over the damn banana.


3. BloodyThoughts: Get your hands off of me you damned dirty-

___________-____Oh shit you got a gun!


4. squidbuddy99: WHAT DOES MISTER BIPPY LOOK LIKE?

5. Dr.susse: After one nose job Craig got hooked on plastic surgery.

6. avouleance2nd: It gets worse he is holding another one with his feet.

7. Fury Is Me.: Planet of the Apes. Welcome to it.

8. Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon: THIS IS FOR MESSING WITH THE APES!!!

9. BrailleOperatic: I came to kick bananas and chew ass. And I'm all out of bananas.

10. Sleekgiant: And this, chimps, is how to hold a glock....

Tomorrow night I will count the votes, and the winner will choose the picture for the next round.
 

SeanTheSheep

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Jun 23, 2009
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Wait... Chew ass, kick bananas?
That makes no sense...

Anywho, much as I'd love to vote for myself, but I quite like avouleance's submission, and his impossible to pronounce name.
 

Ren3004

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Jul 22, 2009
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avouleance2nd said:
SeanTheSheep said:
Wait... Chew ass, kick bananas?
That makes no sense...

Anywho, much as I'd love to vote for myself, but I quite like avouleance's submission, and his impossible to pronounce name.
It is not impossible to pronounce it is just
1. A( soft like cat)- vou (as in the French sous) -le (as in the name lee) -ance (as in dance)
But thanks.
I have yet to vote but will eventually.
Hurry, up! I'm closing the voting when I go to bed. *looks at clock* Okay, you have a few more hours.