The Escapist Caption Contest

[SeanTheSheep]

Wait... Chew ass, kick bananas?
That makes no sense...

Anywho, much as I'd love to vote for myself, but I quite like avouleance's submission, and his impossible to pronounce name.

It is not impossible to pronounce it is just
1. A( soft like cat)- vou (as in the French sous) -le (as in the name lee) -ance (as in dance)
But thanks.
I have yet to vote but will eventually.

Yeah, that's what I thought, but it looks weird when written, and I didn't want to just have "I vote for avouleance"
[sub]Yes I will always write your name with a lower case 'A'
If it's in your username in lower case, then it gets used as your name in lower case[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

[HEADING=1]Voting is over.[/HEADING]

The winner, with 3 votes, is... *drum roll*

BrailleOperatic: I came to kick bananas and chew ass. And I'm all out of bananas.

In second place, with two votes...

SeanTheSheep: Clyde's banana addiction had gotten worse than anyone would have imagined...

And tied in third place with one vote:

avouleance2nd: It gets worse he is holding another one with his feet.
Fury Is Me.: Planet of the Apes. Welcome to it.

Congratulations, Braille, you're winner.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Thank you, thank you.I'd just like to thank my manager, the producer, the entire cast and crew, my parents, my PE teacher, my dog, my cat, my dog's cat, my cat's dog, my third nipple, and everyone who voted for someone wasn't me.

Spoiler: I now submit this image for your captioning pleasure:

 

[Broken Orange]

We never had the heart to tell him that he was adopted

 

[SteakHeart]

Cow: Moove over, dolphin, or I'll finish you!

Dolphin: Psh, I blue you away once, it was udder pandemonium!

 

[Ren3004]

The beaches of Gotham City are safe, thanks to the Dynamic Duo: Cowman and Dolphin!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The fish and meat are working together! What ever shall we eat!?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Aquaman'd be proud.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

...Well shit. Meh, pigs STILL didn't fly.

 

[Ren3004]

I added a place for the old rounds in the OP, I'll try to keep it updated at the end of every round.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I presume I instigate the voting round? Because I am.

Thus far we have:

"You think that is impressive wait till you see the dolphin race on land." -Avouleance2nd

"We never had the heart to tell him that he was adopted." -Broken Orange

"Cow: Moove over, dolphin, or I'll finish you!
Dolphin: Psh, I blue you away once, it was udder pandemonium!"
and
"Aquaman'd be proud" -SteakHeart

"The beaches of Gotham City are safe, thanks to the Dynamic Duo: Cowman and Dolphin!" -Ren3004

"The fish and meat are working together! What ever shall we eat!?" -WafflesandBacon

"...Well shit. Meh, pigs STILL didn't fly." -Fury is Me.

Let the voting commence! Or not, I don't really know...

 

[Ren3004]

I vote for Broken Orange's.

Also, it's okay this once because we've got quite a few captions, and I didn't actually specify that, but for future reference try to leave the submission phase open for about 24 hours.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I have to say, I'm quite a fan of Steak's punfest.

 

[KronosTalon]

Broken orange, lol

 

[SteakHeart]

Since I can't vote for myself, I'm voting for WafflesandBacon's caption.

And thank you, Sean (mistook you). I pride myself on my puns. You could say-

*sunglasses*

It's the punshine to my day.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I vote for the Orange which has been Broken.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

My vote goes to "We didn't have the heart to tell him he was adopted."

 

[SteakHeart]

Remember, kiddies: Vote for Steak or SCP-173 [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173] will kill you in your sleep.

[sub]I love that site.[/sub]

 

[BrailleOperatic]

SCPs don't scare me! Mostly because I don't really get it...what are they?

 

[SteakHeart]

Unexplained objects or people who have been detained in order to keep normality in check.

Think about it. A statue that can kill you in the time it takes to blink. A girl who, whatever she thinks up, becomes reality. A tomato plant that hurls itself at people who make bad puns. Most of all, a man who can materialize weapons out of thin air and can only be taken out by beheading him with an M1 Abrams tank blast to the face, or 5 minutes sustained fire from a Vulcan minigun.

Sweet dreams...