The Escapist "Help" council

[Sleekgiant]

Well our 500 week anti-mimeification program is in order

Doc I posted on 4 chan

 

[Random Argument Man]

Have a some pot! It will mix with pencil's wood. Together, they'll give you the magic buzz of the decade.

Doc, Hulibub didn't made a Doc Brown quote since forever! How will I live?

 

[Sleekgiant]

By realizing Hubilub doesn't exist

Doc I'm a thread necromancer, is this bad

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Yes, dead threads are dead! Necromancers are Necromancers! Dead Necromancers Are dead necromancers!

Doc, I am a cat girl fangirl because I was zapped by a TF Mk. 2 gun,.....HELP!

 

[Toriver]

Wear a mask, go into the streets and become a vigilante for justice.

Doc, I need some help. I'm a serial thread killer. Assistance would be great.

 

[j1-2themax]

Really? Because I have this one guy across the street...

Doc, I'm starting to think pro wrestling is... real. *shivers*

 

[Random Argument Man]

Buy tickets to the theatre. You'll have the show of a lifetime.

Doc, my forum games are rarely successful...What should I do?

 

[Neonbob]

You should ask more people to show up and give it a boost. Like me!

Doc...I, uh...I slipped and a pair of scissors fell into my rectal cavity...help please?

 

[Random Argument Man]

Hold on a little! I'll help you get it out. Let me get my lobotomi....I mean gloves.


Doc, why do March Mayhem have to exist? Can we do something to forget it?

 

[Neonbob]

Well, we could try a program of drug injections when it gets too crazy.
But the extra traffic can only be a good thing for the site as a whole. Just bide your time, dear RAM.

Hey, doc! I cut off my hand with a sawmill's blade. Can you help me out?

 

[Roxas1359]

Go and put some salt on the wound, then squeeze lemon on it.
Doc, people keep thinking I'm dead?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Well, you are. Kind of.


Doc, I've killed so many people...

 

[Hollock]

Sir, this is a bank please pull up to the window.

Maiden, I've lost my mudkip

 

[Neonbob]

Well, put some kind of marker on it. Sheesh.

Doc! My foot went to sleep and now it's having a nightmare! Can you help me?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*Hands him a beer*It cures everything.

Doc, I like MW2...Is that bad?

 

[Neonbob]

Not at all. You're having fun, right?
You go enjoy it.

Er...doc? I can feel my hair when it's getting cut. You gotta make it stop!

 

[Sleekgiant]

Thats not your hair, those are your whiskers, you know your a cat right

Doc I'm listening to rap, make me stop

 

[Neonbob]

Mkay.
Go look up Ke$ha. If you still want to listen to rap, let me know and I'll do more.

Doc, I can't stop hitting people!

 

[Hollock]

Here

Spoiler

absolutely nobody will give a shit, go to town!

doc I have gone toe to toe with the dreaded Candiru. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru, what am I to do?

 

[Neonbob]

I think you need to use gentle electric shocks. That's the only real suggestion for you that'll let you stay intact.

Doc, I think my eye is out of its socket. Help?