The Escapist's Got Talent

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FrostyV3

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Fellow Escapists, do you have a unique or strange ability; or perhaps an interesting talent or skill? Then please share it with the community, even if it's as simple as a pen trick you can do.

I'll get the ball rolling ...

I can dislocate both my shoulder blades (scapula's) so they stick out about 20cm from my back.
I can instantly tell you exactly how many vowels were in the sentence you just said to me.
I can throw, throwing knives with excellent precision.
I can quote every word of the show 'Scrubs' at any given time.

I have not mentioned some of my talents, because I know I will be called a liar by jealous individuals

Now it's your turn...
~Frosty.
 

Frybird

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I can fly helicopters at high speeds and low altitudes, circling with precision around skyscrapers in tight turns, all without crashing

...in GTA IV

:/
 

Fingerprint

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I can say something I'll later regret at any given moment.

Its scary how good I am at it.
 

Vrex360

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I can manipulate and reshape my flesh, muscles, bones and even my own blood into an endless variety of twisted and hideous shapes of various creatures. It's cool.
No wait, that's Nomad again.

Okay me, I seem good at flirting, I also apparently look sexy in a suit, I have proved myself as charming and witty, I can call upon a lot of movie trivia and I am apparently a really good writer and have been considered a sort of 'visionary' when it comes to ideas for movies and games and stories.
However when it comes to writing stories I have a bad habit of never getting them finished.
 

sirdanrhodes

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I can derail a thread in one sentence if I try.

Britain has no talent, we are not on The Escapist any more.
 

Rascarin

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I can belch louder and deeper and longer than anybody I have ever met.

Not a talent, you say? Well, up yours then.
 

The_Prophet

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Well, I have some kind of talent for computers. I pick up stuff about programs and how to use them and how to create stuff with them very quickly.
 

Guitar Gamer

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Wasder said:
I can kill people via the internet...
you must teach me this infinitly godlike power

I am actually invisible when I want to be.................................................................................to the opposite gender
I'm can also confuse 70% of people I know using big words
 

Guitar Gamer

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Guitar Gamer said:
Wasder said:
I can kill people via the internet...
you must teach me this infinitly godlike power

I am actually invisible when I want to be.................................................................................to the opposite gender
I can also confuse 70% of all people I've met using big words
edit: crap sorry double post ignore it
 

Bob the Average

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I can break almost anything while using it exactly as i should.
the statistically least likely things usually happen to me (ie. i jumped off the back of a moving car (@10-15 MPH) and barely scraped my palm. several months later i ride a skateboard down a ramp fell and broke my jaw)
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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Bob the Average said:
I can break almost anything while using it exactly as i should.
the statistically least likely things usually happen to me
Murphy's Law's a ***** ain't it?