The Evil Scheme game

[SargentToughie]

bozo's mansion of chuckles, they will be armed with...

 

[Theon Tonarim]

laser gauntlets of doom, but be weak against...

 

[SargentToughie]

of the land of killer rabbits, in order to eliminate this weakness, you must...

 

[terribleyetfun]

raise the dead from their graves so they can...

 

[Marv21]

do the Thriller dance, distracting much of the world until you can complete your...

 

[SargentToughie]

plasma fusion chamber, where you will fuse yourself with

 

[maddawg IAJI]

a common house fly. you will then use your fly powers to break into...

 

[sniper0501]

The White house. where you will...

 

[terribleyetfun]

find the secret vault containing...

 

[Berethond]

ANTHRAX!!! You take it...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

to the abadon train tracks and then build...

 

[One Seven One]

a giant O to...

 

[TheFacelessOne]

stomp on the presidents of the world and...

 

[Random Argument Man]

do the twist till they...

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Supreme overlord of the...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

monkeys. you will then create a army out of your monkeys and invade..

 

[Klagermeister]

...Pluto, killing the monkeys in the process.
Use their dead bodies to...

 

[SargentToughie]

create the zomble monkey lord, Mr. Banana, who will then...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

fling poo at all fidel castro who will then...

 

[TheDoctor455]

die of a combination of the diseases that were breeding in the shit, the annoyance you caused him, and his terminal cancer. You then must find the "Minions 'R Us" store, to do this, you must first...