The Extent of your Fighting Abilities

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I've done several years of Northern Praying Mantis Kung Fu, JKD and Judo. The Kung Fu really helped my counter attacks so I reckon I could turn your drunken idiot inside out. Polished fighters probably not.

I can't remember who said it but I agree with the quote "Everybody has a plan until they get hit".
 

technoted

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Fair few years of both Karate and Taekwondo but most importantly I have a Viking shield and a battleaxe.
 

jordanwb

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Well I wear Steel toed construction shoes so my kick-in-the-groin attack would deal massive damage.
 

CoverYourHead

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A few years of Chinese Kempo. I reckon I could take care of myself against one person, wouldn't want to try though.
 

Phantomess

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I used to box, back in the day, plus I'm a pretty heavy-set girl. I grew up on a street where I was the only girl, so wrestling was the in-game. At age ten I beat up the sixteen year old at the top of the road and thought nothing of tackling two guys at once.

These days, I'm much more likely to indulge in a well-placed threat than to beat someone up. Its [the beating someone up] messy and requires FAR too much energy output on my part...
 

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Vinculi said:
And yes, I have had training in both traditional Karate and Escrima, but my I stand by the groin kick as a great way to defend yourself.
My tae kwon do master was a fan of this strategy for self defence.

Real fights are for when you want to get hurt or make trouble. For quick self defense, a sudden double-handed shove to the chest to get them off balance followed by a snap-kick to the crotch will do the job.
 
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Took Kung Fu for a bit over a year.

I know how to fight in theory (like blocking, counter, strikes, weak points, etc), but I am too scrawny to do any real damage.

So run away!
 

CrazyGeneral

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when I was little I took something called om yung do it is like a combo of judo karate and tae qoun do and a bunch of other stuff, I figured out that my size is my only real advantage so I just try to tackle the guy and beat him on the ground till he gives up one guy tried to pull a gun and I kicked him really hard in the knee cap but turns out it was a god damned bb gun the retard, since then I have avoided fighting.
 

madman485

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well i had 4 years of karate where i advanced pretty quickly. was even one of the top fighters in sparring class in my age level at the dojo.

but ive never needed to use any of it mostly because i'm tall, lanky, unpredictable and nobody knows exactly how strong i am. i'm not particularly intimidating, i just think people dont want to fuck with me, just in case
 

Laxman9292

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Patented 5 Step Defense Program
1. In-step (Between the Legs)
2. Penis
3. Penis
4. Penis
5. Penis

Also took marksmanship classes and archery for ye olde defense, taekwondo, Krav Maga (the most efficient in my experience), and wrestling moves from years of obsessing over WWF back in the day (as fake as it is, hit someone with some sweet chin music and they're out, regardless if it is from professional wrestling)
 

breadlord

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I have no idea on how to win a fight. But I learned to fight unfairly. AKA, the ground, walls, tables and chairs are your best friend. Plus your weight.

(WWE/TNA moves. Plus some CQC. From MGS3.) [sub]Hey, it's works :p[/sub]
 

YouCallMeNighthawk

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I learnt how to fight by actually fighting people without no rings, no refs and no rules.

Best way to fight is to lure them into quick punching tiring them out then counter attack or if they get up close and you are quick, if they swing with their left fist duck to your right, as they have now exposed that part of there ribs for an easy shot. Hopefully winding them then go on the attack.

I've never had a lesson in my life. Don't see the point as with every art of fighting something can counter act it.
 

Volothos

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No training whatsoever, but if I get into a fight I can probably hold my own.
Either that or just go fucking insane on them.
 

CloakedOne

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I can hold my own in Fencing and Kenjitsu/Chanbara (Japanese Sword Fighting)

I have practiced Hapkido, Kuk Sool Wan, Tai Chi, and Ishin-Ryu Karate up to white and yellow belt levels

I am a certified archery instructor as well.
 

Spoonius

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Krav Maga.

It's a martial art developed by Jews in the WWII underground resistance.

It teaches you how to kill, and plenty of techniques involve targeting the balls, eyes and throat.

It's fucking brutal.