The FAIL Game!

[Anarchemitis]

because he had bad hand-eye coordination!
Cognitive Fail!

A steel rod,

 

[Neonbob]

falling from a 4-story building, impales the passerby who looked up to see what the whistling noise was. FAIL!

A loaded shotgun...

 

[Berethond]

Accidentally went off.... and broke a priceless vase. FAIL!

A man was walking across a bridge.....

 

[Neonbob]

...when he was distracted by a whistle, which was the brakes failing on a tractor-trailer, so he stood still and was splattered by the vehicle. FAIL!

While having sex...

 

[Demon_Zeya]

... a man realized he was gay. FAIL!

While driving his car home from work...

 

[Demon_Zeya]

...Joe realized he was gay. (this is in no way or form an attack at the Jonas brothers, well... nevermind, it probly is now LOL) FAIL

After a hard day at work...

 

[Demon_Zeya]

oh soz, a double-post, guess i shouldn't've refreshed and reposted.

 

[Neonbob]

...Bob planned to go home and beat his kids, but he ended up going to the hospital for CTS. FAIL!

While driving dump-trucks...

 

[NeoAC]

Mel got text-dumped by his girlfriend, thus resulting in his crippling depression and OD. FAIL!

While eating some toast...

 

[Neonbob]

...Jon was surprised, and bit half of his tongue off. FAIL!

Before a game...

 

[Demon_Zeya]

...three football players gangbanged a girl, and realized after that they just caught siphylis. (is that how u spell it?)

While texting his girlfriend....

 

[Lord George]

he accidentally sends this sexual text to his Grandma and she responds in kind. FAIL!

After jumping of a building Bob..

 

[elbryan108]

Has a change of heart, but dies anyway FAIL!

While changing a diaper...

 

[jebussaves88]

... the mother realised it wasn't her offspring, but a fully grown brown bear that lay before her. And so did the bear.

Michael Jackson walks on stage at the 02 Arena in London...

 

[Vor@Tan]

...and moonwalks off the edge.
man walks into a public toilet...

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

then hitler kills you with some spare cyanide. FAIL IN HELL

A man boards a plane...

 

[Neonbob]

...and trips, freakishly falling into the turbofan. FAIL!

While hammering nails...

 

[Vor@Tan]

the head comes off and hits you in the nuts... with your mates watchingand laughing at your stupidity FAIL

while cleaning the guttering-

 

[Neonbob]

...you find a "dead" squirrel that turns out not to be dead, which scares you so much you fall off the ladder and break both your legs. FAIL!

While jumping rope...