The FAIL Game!

[Vor@Tan]

you realise your not a girl and thus you look a twit in that pink dress

the goverment is recruiting and they spot you...

 

[Neonbob]

...but I'm a diabetic, and thus am exempted from military service. RECRUITMENT FAIL!

Eating a hot dog...

 

[Vor@Tan]

you realize it's a skinned dead rat and you choke to death on the corner of a busy street, no one cares and a bum steals your wallet. fail

sitting on the toilet...

 

[zauxz]

without noticing that toilet paper is switched with sandpaper. FAIL

Chewing gum...

 

[Vor@Tan]

you realize it's superglue mixed with a ball of snot, you sufficate on your own vomit. fail

after magor surgery...

 

[preachersaul]

... you realise the the surgeon gave you a sex change instead of heart surgery. FAIL!

A midget goes to the fun fair....

 

[Neonbob]

...and the age guessing guy says he's five. FAIL!

While fixing cars...

 

[RaNDM G]

... your hands get burned by battery acid. PHAIL!

 

[paladinkratos]

Lack of a begining . Fail

A man rides his bike then...

 

[TheDoctor455]

is hit by a car, and then run over by another bicyclist (or twelve).


Church (from Red vs. Blue) aims at Sarge, while Caboose gets in the tank...

 

[revolverwolf]

...backwards. He runs over Church and Sarge. FAIL!

A man is proposing to his girlfriend...

 

[Galykia]

... as he calls her by his mistress's name. Fail times 5!

I run up Mt.Everest...

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

and trie to snipe master chief BANG Head Operation FAIL (free cookie for who knows how he failed) (please.)

 

[Sporky111]

You forgot the second part of the post FAIL!!!

I just got a 100G Achievement

 

[Galykia]

for touching yourself for so long w/out stopping.

I got an "A+" in English

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

2 FAILS!!! You didnt say a fail EPIC FAIL
..Then you reilise its not your card and your English teacher is a cave man you gat a F on your real one FAIL:!!!

 

[Sporky111]

That's twice you forgot to post an action, EPIC FAIL.

My dog can smell cancer

 

[TheDoctor455]

But he doesn't actually know what it is, so, whenever your idiot of a dog gets near a cancer victim, he gets angry and bites them. You get stuck with several animal control law suits. The only lawyer that you can afford SUCKS, so you inevitably lose all of the cases and end up having to pay up the street value of your major vital organs to every single cancer victim that your bloody stupid dog bit. EPIC FAIL!!!!!

The Halo franchise is finally abandoned, anime dies away (and a law is passed that anyone who tries to revive it or do something similar to it is shot and killed on sight), and Bush and Cheney are tried and convicted for war crimes and crime against humanity.

 

[Neonbob]

But that was too much for one man to do, and after you die, someone overturns the law, resurrects the Halo series, and clones new versions of Bush and Cheney, just for the hell of it. STAYING POWER FAIL!

Before going to work...

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

you were gonna get a promotion but got fired for saying Micheal jackson is gay and jackson is your boss' son EPIC FAIL rofl

EDIT: Master chief looked at freeman and freeman died cause..