The FAIL Game!

[Lost In The Void]

And shot a friend sneaking up on you Gun Safety Awareness Fail

I picked up the phone...

 

[Neonbob]

...and was told "Seven days..." VIDEO TAPE HABITS FAIL!

I was dynamite fishing...

 

[Lost In The Void]

When Fish and Game arrest you Law Breaking Fail

I was in court the other day for assault

 

[Neonbob]

...on a girl scout. THREAT DETECTION FAIL!

I swatted a fly...

 

[Lost In The Void]

and hit my nose Depth Perception Fail

I failed a test yesterday

 

[the Tadman]

And got shot by my mom. FAIL!

I sat on a chair...

 

[Neonbob]

...and broke it. STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY FAIL!

I posted on a thread...

 

[traceur_]

and you were flamed and suspended. FAIL.

I kicked a soccer ball...

 

[GoldenRaz]

...and YOU flew off instead of the ball. FAIL!

I ran backwards...

 

[seamusotorain]

into a wood chipper! Fail!

I once was lost...

 

[BlackJack47]

till I found myself in Compton. FAIL!

I didn't take...

 

[MasterSqueak]

My medicine, I had a heart attack. FAIL

I opened the fridge...

 

[the Tadman]

...and a monkey jumped on my face and mauled me to death. FAIL!

I took my tempereture..

 

[dymond2K9]

and the measuring device went straight down my throat FAIL

I laughed at an old pensioner falling over...

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

on my ****!!! FAILZ

Lost

 

[Vor@Tan]

with a map glued to your eyeballs while in a crowded room. direction fail

while lying in bed...

 

[atv_chic_18]

Your ceiling caves in on you crushing you. FAIL!

You went wakeboarding the other day.

 

[Letsrock456]

But you realised you have no idea what wakeboarding is, so you began to cry FAIL!

You played the violin the other day.

 

[the Tadman]

And suddenly Mozart comes in and sticks pens in you're eyes and under you're finger nails. FAIL!

I learned how to not spam on the escapist.

 

[Neonbob]

...But by telling everyone how to avoid it, you spammed. FAIL!

While eating a burrito...