The FAIL Game!

[Cozzzy]

...his stomach spontaneously exploded after he sneezed and farted at the same time (according to the rumours at my primary school). Fail.

Bob was doing hurdles on the athletics track...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

...while his girlfriend was doing bodyshots with his best friend. FAIL.

A woman's standing on a street corner...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

She gets her face blown off by her lipstick. FAIL

Your in the butchers shop ordering a cut of steak...

 

[Lizmichi]

when you remember your a vegan. FAIL
You're standing in line at the supermarket..

 

[Scde2]

When you realize that you're in the 10 items or less aisle, and you have 11 items. FAIL.

Doing your hair in the morning...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

When the rotating curling iron spins round and round until it pulls your brain from your skull. FAIL.

Your fixing your Aunt some pie...

 

[TheIr0nMike]

When you completely screw up the pie, go down to her house to explain and apologize, and you somehow end up having your first (extremely awkward) sexual experience. FAIL?

You're in slacker nirvana...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You get impaled by a flying drumstick and levitating Kris Novacellick bass guitar...FAIL!!

 

[Failgamefun]

Snooty just completely failed the game by Not posting a follow on FAIL!

My grandad just go out the shower..

 

[homerunman]

and he wasn't wearing clothes. FAIL!


The ninja had gas...

 

[cab114]

...and the toilet water splashes the heck out of his face. FAIL!!
Yohsi eats a fireball...

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

...and burns to death. Huh. That was a freebie.


The man jumped onto the refrigerator box and...

 

[l@d]

he randomly blows up.FAIL!

a guy called james starts to lick the lamp post when .......

 

[Mr.Panda.Man]

and slips and hits his head on the bason

 

[Mr.Panda.Man]

fail

 

[Mr.Panda.Man]

u put on a shirt

 

[TheDoctor455]

The shirt reads "Kick me". FAIL.

Spider-man tries to battle the Hobgoblin and save Aunt May at the same time...

 

[resie12]

and shits hi pants.fail

 

[mikeymikesh]

the guy jumped

 

[mikeymikesh]

and broke the bridge. FAIL