The flat-out worst game you have ever played. EVER.

baddude1337

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So, what is it? For me it's Gods and Generals, a truly terrible game. Just look up gameplay videos on Youtube and you will see why.
 

Salem_Wolf

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Spider-Man 3.

Look, don't ask, I wanted a Spider-Man game that was like Spider-Man 2, it was a spur of the moment purchase, I was just disappointed. Web of Shadows was a superior Spider-Man game. Man...
 

CharrHawk164

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Keflings - Sooooo stressful. And gets ridiculously hard after level one; you run out of Keflings. Made me rage so much.
 

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Turok or Haze, in that they had such hype, and both were just complete pieces of shit. Hell, calling them that is an insult to shit, they were everything wrong with the world squeezed onto two CDs.

Or possibly the Spyro games released on the PS2, not only were they fairly bad games on their own, but they took a preexisting series, and murdered it. They mashed it into a pulp, had its eyes gouged out, its elbows broken, its kneecaps split, its body burned away, its limbs all hacked and mangled, its head smashed in, heart cut out, liver removed, bowels unplugged, its nostrils raped, they had its bottom burned off, and its penis split.

Cookie for the reference
 

PurpleLeafRave

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NeedAUserName said:
Or possibly the Spyro games released on the PS2, not only were they fairly bad games on their own, but they took a preexisting series, and murdered it. They mashed it into a pulp, had its eyes gouged out, its elbows broken, its kneecaps split, its body burned away, its limbs all hacked and mangled, its head smashed in, heart cut out, liver removed, bowels unplugged, its nostrils raped, they had its bottom burned off, and its penis split.
Monty Python?
When I got those games, I thought everything I knew was wrong. The ones on PS1 were such a big part of my childhood and were so much fun. They truely did do everything you said. :(
 

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I am lucky enough to say I have never played a bad game, but I have played many bland ones.

Worst Facebook game: Medical Mayhem
Worst real game: Colosseum: Road to Freedom (PS2)
 

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PurpleLeafRave said:
NeedAUserName said:
Or possibly the Spyro games released on the PS2, not only were they fairly bad games on their own, but they took a preexisting series, and murdered it. They mashed it into a pulp, had its eyes gouged out, its elbows broken, its kneecaps split, its body burned away, its limbs all hacked and mangled, its head smashed in, heart cut out, liver removed, bowels unplugged, its nostrils raped, they had its bottom burned off, and its penis split.
Monty Python?
When I got those games, I thought everything I knew was wrong. The ones on PS1 were such a big part of my childhood and were so much fun. They truely did do everything you said. :(
Damn, I need to start picking much much more obscure references... But yeah, those games took an entire generations childhoods, and just curb-stomped them.
 

Mikaze

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Big Rigs! Now there is a game that was both stupid in concept and downright awful in implementation.
 

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RAKtheUndead said:
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 2600. Call it schmuck bait. I had to see whether it lived up to its reputation.
I played this game as a wee lad. Awful, just awful. Its hatred has made such a strong comeback in recent years, and gained a cult following. I remember being very little and knowing that game is utter bullshit.
 

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Either Big Rigs, Robot Wars on the PS1, Joust, Crash Bandicoot or the CoD series past #3.

Just...Ugh.
 

SoloStoffe

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Call of Duty
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No but seriously, Myst.
 

Woodsey

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Two Worlds.

There's a quote on the back of the box that describes it as Oblivion on steroids.

What they didn't mention was that you need to be on some form of hallucinogenic drug before you can even begin to contemplate enjoyment whilst playing.