The flat-out worst game you have ever played. EVER.

[Liquid Ocelot]

Final Fantasy XIII.

This, a thousand times this.

Okay, it wasn't the worst game I have ever played, but it was definitely one of the worst final fantasies.. Nah, 9 topped it in terms of fail.

OT: Final Fantasy 9, I guess. The game's story was bland and ridiculous, the art style was.. Horrid, and the characters were nothing but irritating twats.

 

[Wolfe90]

The worst one i can remember playing from recent memory was a game called legendary. Just absolutely god awful mess of a game.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 2600. Call it schmuck bait. I had to see whether it lived up to its reputation.

This. Got it on an emulator...it truly is as awful as everyone said.

I tend not to buy 'bad' games, so I don't really end up playing them.

 

[MikailCaboose]

Probably Shadow the Hedgehog. And to think that I actually wanted that game...

 

[Worgen]

every game you have ever known or loved

 

[the fake]

sigh........ dick tracy

 

[Danceofmasks]

Ninja Bread Man

 

[twistedheat15]

Naughty bear..... my god that was a waste of game fly space.

 

[Chamale]

Call of Duty
http://paradoxdgn.com/junk/avatars/trollface.jpg

No but seriously

http://paradoxdgn.com/junk/avatars/trollface.jpg

Myst.

I have played Pacman on the Atari 2600, so that port gets my vote as the worst game I have ever played.

 

[Ouroboros0977]

Superman 64, although I know the worst game ever is E.T. on the Atari *shudder*, luckily I was spared from it.

 

[Nimcha]

Probably Red Steel. After trying to play for 15 minutes I just put the controller down and never touched it again. It put me off buying the Wii, one of the best decisions I ever made.

 

[Legion IV]

Turok or Haze, in that they had such hype, and both were just complete pieces of shit. Hell, calling them that is an insult to shit, they were everything wrong with the world squeezed onto two CDs.

Or possibly the Spyro games released on the PS2, not only were they fairly bad games on their own, but they took a preexisting series, and murdered it. They mashed it into a pulp, had its eyes gouged out, its elbows broken, its kneecaps split, its body burned away, its limbs all hacked and mangled, its head smashed in, heart cut out, liver removed, bowels unplugged, its nostrils raped, they had its bottom burned off, and its penis split.

Cookie for the reference

Engage in hyperbole much?

OP: Portal, Halflife 2 and big rigs but hell at least big rigs was hilariously bad. i regreat buying portal and halflife.

 

[Akihiko]

Possibly Die Hard Vendetta for the Gamecube, or maybe Chicken Run for the Dreamcast, both of which were for some reason given to me, I hadn't even seen chicken run the movie infact. I have to admit I don't play many really bad games. I don't buy it if it doesn't look good.

 

[kommando367]

NRA Gun Club.

 

[YawningAngel]

Call of Duty 3 for the Wii: Utterly unplayable.

 

[CK76]

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB1zWEhgrLs

Have to see it to believe the hilarious badness of it.

 

[Sixcess]

Leisure Suit Larry - Box Office Bust. Not sexy or funny, and the platforming is like a reject title from the early 3D days of the PS1.

I'd have smashed the disc, but if the manufacturing was as bad as the rest of the game the disc was probably made of some highly volatile substance that would have blown my house up.

 

[Rascarin]

Anything on the Wii (I seriously hated that console).

Or Two Worlds. Or possibly Dreamfall: The Longest Journey.

 

[Christemo]

Warhammer Online. nuff said.

 

[Akisa]

MW2 but to tbh I can't really say that counts because I played it on 360 and controller oppose to a keyboard and mouse. But other then that I would have to say CIV V, mostly because I hated the direction it went.