The gift game

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*stabs you in the face*

I give you cosmetic surgery.

 

[cryogeist]

thanks...

I give you the best tank in the Canadian army

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I drive it over the American border, fire a shell, and drive back.

I give you a border skirmish.

 

[cryogeist]

TO BATTLE!

I give you a mortar round fired at your tank >

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I watch it explode and order my men in the woods to eliminate your artillery.

I give you an exposed flank.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I give you an attack from the front. [HEADING=2]AS IT IS ALWAYS THE BEST SOLUTION! NO EXCEPTIONS![/HEADING]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I give you an attack from the front. [HEADING=2]AS IT IS ALWAYS THE BEST SOLUTION! NO EXCEPTIONS![/HEADING]

Yes, quite.

Attack my front.

I give you retreat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I do not accept.

I give you transporter technology.

 

[cryogeist]

thanks...?

I give you a m4a4 "firefly"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I use it as a tractor.

I give you a T10 tank.

 

[cryogeist]

Для матушки-России!
I give you a sten

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Jammed! Hand me an Austen instead.

I give you this beauty. [http://images.wikia.com/battlefield/images/a/a4/Gewehr_43_Scope_ZF4.jpg]

 

[cryogeist]

nice!

I give you a scoped M1 garand

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I gratefully accept, but still a little disappointed that it wasn't a Lee Ensfield.

I give you a suit of Iron Templar power armour.

 

[cryogeist]

Sweet!

I give you a
opel blitz

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

If its the old one. HELL YES!
If new, awwww...

I give you a couple yaoi manga.

 

[cryogeist]

....never heard of it...

I give you a flamethrower

 

[One Seven One]

I use it to make hamburgers.

I give you the bastard child of every video game ever made.

 

[cryogeist]

KEELET!!!
*cookie for the reference*

I give you a Tiger 2 tank

 

[One Seven One]

I'm going to have fun with this thing....

I give you my card.