The gift game

[AwesomeExpress]

You're giving me a NES, a SNES, and a Gameboy? Sweet deals! Thanks so much!

I give you a Fork-'O-Matic 500

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I must learn what it is before I use it.

I give you Pavlov Sulu, the combination of Mr. Chekhov and Mr. Sulu.

 

[darkapothem2000]

I buy some decals, streamers, and racing stripes to put on them

I give you an amusement park

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I turn it into Praiseland and watch it get destroyed in moments.

I give you Duke Nukuem's life.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I order him to create a coalition of demon allies.

I give you a rave!

 

[darkapothem2000]

I wave my hands in the air like I just don't care

I give you the obligation to not accept this gift

 

[darkapothem2000]

I make an offering unto Chthulu with them

... but then I can't go through with it, so I give them all names from Gilligan's Island and take pictures of them in funny hats.

I give you said pictures.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I let it gather dust.

I give you the worst computer in history.

 

[darkapothem2000]

I do my taxes on it

I give you a cardboard box

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Hugs*

You made me happy.

I give you something of equal value.

 

[darkapothem2000]

I redub every single one with lines from various Keanu Reeves movies

I give you kung fu

 

[darkapothem2000]

I cast magic missile to attack the darkness

I give you an ocean

 

[darkapothem2000]

I visit my mother-in-law there (amirite??)

I give you a standing ovation

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I bow gracefully.

I give you BUREAUCRACY!

 

[darkapothem2000]

I accept it, but realize that I forgot to get you something in return...

So I give you an excuse

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I do not accept your bullshit and so...

I give you time in the brig.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I accept my punishment like a man. Like a very angry, violent, innocent man.

I give you the papers that would release me.

 

[darkapothem2000]

I am a very bad guy. MUAHAHAHA! And so, I burn the papers.

But I give you time off for good behavior. You may go.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Never returns*

I give you time.

 

[darkapothem2000]

Well, I'd take it, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth the effort...

I give you Harry Houdini